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StabMaster Arson · 07-17-2005, 01:24 PM

how bad is it? you wanna sell me your new wheels and tires now that they don't really matter anymore?

Orgazmo · 07-17-2005, 07:20 PM

It's not too bad. I still wish the worst upon his loved ones, though.

And sure...how's a grand sound?

StabMaster Arson · 07-17-2005, 09:37 PM

I'll give you a grand sense of philanthropy after you give them to me for $250

Orgazmo · 07-17-2005, 10:39 PM

No dice.

08-16-2005, 05:56 AM

Hello drunk things.

My name is DJ FC. I am your creator, your god.

I will revive you from time to time when I am drunk.

You shall never die.

-DJ FC

AcTivE · 08-16-2005, 05:59 AM

meeee hehe hehe heee heee heee hee mon heee

08-16-2005, 06:01 AM

mwuahahahahahahahahaha

(puke)

AcTivE · 08-16-2005, 06:02 AM

/clap excidedently

08-16-2005, 06:03 AM

i gave your mom the clap

AcTivE · 08-16-2005, 06:04 AM

haha that's what YOU think, hahaha you lose

08-16-2005, 06:07 AM

I lose?

I know I have it. She didn't know I had it.

I fucked her with no rubber.

There is a solid chance she has it dude.

AcTivE · 08-16-2005, 06:10 AM

Why are you thinking about these things DJ FC? That is gross. I suppose that happens to some people though...

08-16-2005, 06:11 AM

When you have done something it takes a lot of effort to forget it...

I have the clap, I stuck my penis in your mom.

AcTivE · 08-16-2005, 06:12 AM

Yes, when we have done something, it does take a lot of effor to forget it. Makes perfect since. That must be why I have the clap.

Shit.

Mr. Blonde · 08-16-2005, 10:47 AM

This isn't really a drunk post, but it's about something that happened last night whilst drunk that I just remembered.

So FC came up to Ball State to party with us, and him, myself, and my roommate passionfish went out to a bar, which was unnaturally packed, got some cheap pitchers, and drank a bit. when we were leaving, we decided we wanted hot dogs, because as those of you who have been here know, we have the hot dog man, Carter, who has a cart outside of the bars and makes the best chili cheese dogs ever. So we're waiting in line and while we're doing it we're talking to some dudes and one of them is from Purdue..FC is from IU.

They were both being friendly to each other in the line, but then after we got our dogs, FC goes up to the guy, and says something to the effect of "hey man, it was nice to meet you...but...west lafeyette (where purdue is) licks balls."

The guy was a bit bigger than FC, and got this look on his face and like stared him down...got real pissed...reared back....

...and threw his chili cheese dog at him. HARD. i mean i heard it smack against FC. Then FC and I just started busting up laughing, because honestly...who throws a hot dog? We just walked away laughing our asses off. I thought it was a pretty funny story.

Niger Angelus · 08-16-2005, 11:11 AM

Fuck Purdue.

hellcat · 08-16-2005, 12:39 PM

Fuck the whole state of Indiana, its worthless.

Mr. Blonde · 08-16-2005, 12:42 PM

It's the crossroads of America!

08-16-2005, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hellcat:
Fuck the whole state of Indiana, its worthless.

Fuck the entire south.

Orgazmo · 08-18-2005, 06:11 AM

I ate one of carter's chili cheese dogs tonight. It was just okay.

Mr. Blonde · 08-18-2005, 11:26 AM

were you drunk? are you telling me this is the first time since you've had one at BSU? being drunk makes all the difference.

theMerciless1 · 08-18-2005, 12:36 PM

i've never seen anyone throw a hotdog in anger, a couple weeks ago i was walking home wasted eating a cheeseburgr and i stubbed my toe bad so i threw a cheeseburger at a truck passing by.

Mr. Blonde · 08-18-2005, 12:46 PM

thats hilarious. I can only imagine the truck driver "...did that drunk motherfucker just throw a cheeseburger at me?"

theMerciless1 · 08-18-2005, 12:56 PM

well at least someone besides my gf had a good laugh out of it. it was slightly funnier for her though because she knew i was missing a toenail and bleeding profusely.

Mr. Blonde · 08-18-2005, 01:01 PM

such things do add to the hilarity of the situation

07-17-2005, 01:24 PM	#301 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	how bad is it? you wanna sell me your new wheels and tires now that they don't really matter anymore?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-17-2005, 09:37 PM	#303 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I'll give you a grand sense of philanthropy after you give them to me for $250
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-16-2005, 05:56 AM	#305 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Hello drunk things. My name is DJ FC. I am your creator, your god. I will revive you from time to time when I am drunk. You shall never die. -DJ FC
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-16-2005, 05:59 AM	#306 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	meeee hehe hehe heee heee heee hee mon heee
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-16-2005, 06:01 AM	#307 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	mwuahahahahahahahahaha (puke)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-17-2005, 07:20 PM	#302 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	It's not too bad. I still wish the worst upon his loved ones, though. And sure...how's a grand sound?

07-17-2005, 10:39 PM	#304 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	No dice.

08-16-2005, 06:02 AM	#308 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	/clap excidedently
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-16-2005, 06:03 AM	#309 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	i gave your mom the clap
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-16-2005, 06:04 AM	#310 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	haha that's what YOU think, hahaha you lose
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-16-2005, 06:07 AM	#311 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I lose? I know I have it. She didn't know I had it. I fucked her with no rubber. There is a solid chance she has it dude.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-16-2005, 06:10 AM	#312 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Why are you thinking about these things DJ FC? That is gross. I suppose that happens to some people though...
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-16-2005, 06:11 AM	#313 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	When you have done something it takes a lot of effort to forget it... I have the clap, I stuck my penis in your mom.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-16-2005, 06:12 AM	#314 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Yes, when we have done something, it does take a lot of effor to forget it. Makes perfect since. That must be why I have the clap. Shit.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-16-2005, 10:47 AM	#315 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	This isn't really a drunk post, but it's about something that happened last night whilst drunk that I just remembered. So FC came up to Ball State to party with us, and him, myself, and my roommate passionfish went out to a bar, which was unnaturally packed, got some cheap pitchers, and drank a bit. when we were leaving, we decided we wanted hot dogs, because as those of you who have been here know, we have the hot dog man, Carter, who has a cart outside of the bars and makes the best chili cheese dogs ever. So we're waiting in line and while we're doing it we're talking to some dudes and one of them is from Purdue..FC is from IU. They were both being friendly to each other in the line, but then after we got our dogs, FC goes up to the guy, and says something to the effect of "hey man, it was nice to meet you...but...west lafeyette (where purdue is) licks balls." The guy was a bit bigger than FC, and got this look on his face and like stared him down...got real pissed...reared back.... ...and threw his chili cheese dog at him. HARD. i mean i heard it smack against FC. Then FC and I just started busting up laughing, because honestly...who throws a hot dog? We just walked away laughing our asses off. I thought it was a pretty funny story.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-16-2005, 12:39 PM	#317 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Fuck the whole state of Indiana, its worthless.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

08-16-2005, 11:11 AM	#316 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Fuck Purdue.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-16-2005, 12:42 PM	#318 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	It's the crossroads of America!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-18-2005, 06:11 AM	#320 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	I ate one of carter's chili cheese dogs tonight. It was just okay.

08-18-2005, 11:26 AM	#321 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	were you drunk? are you telling me this is the first time since you've had one at BSU? being drunk makes all the difference.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-18-2005, 12:36 PM	#322 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i've never seen anyone throw a hotdog in anger, a couple weeks ago i was walking home wasted eating a cheeseburgr and i stubbed my toe bad so i threw a cheeseburger at a truck passing by.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-18-2005, 12:46 PM	#323 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	thats hilarious. I can only imagine the truck driver "...did that drunk motherfucker just throw a cheeseburger at me?"
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-18-2005, 12:56 PM	#324 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	well at least someone besides my gf had a good laugh out of it. it was slightly funnier for her though because she knew i was missing a toenail and bleeding profusely.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-18-2005, 01:01 PM	#325 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	such things do add to the hilarity of the situation
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna