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03-10-2006, 03:26 PM
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G'd up from the feet up.
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As some of you may know and the majority of you probably don't care, E-40's new album will be released soon. Also he's from Vallejo/Bay Area which is very close to where I live and he used to hang out with Shock G on occasion, who used to be my next door neighbor. As a result we've kicked it a couple of times, so tonight I'll be living vicariously through his success. Though I hear the new album isn't all that great, in honor of the event, I dub this Friday March 10th, 2006, "Sluricane Friday!"
I'm having a very short notice party at my apartment (I just now came up with the idea, but I already have 6 people confirmed) where we'll be drinking nothing but Hurricanes and listening to mostly E-40. Though I highly doubt no one will partake in the holiday other than the people at my place, I thought I'd suggest it to you all anyway. Here's the Hurricane recipe: Hurrican Recipe 1 oz vodka 1/4 oz grenadine syrup 1 oz gin 1 oz light rum 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum 1 oz amaretto almond liqueur 1 oz triple sec grapefruit juice pineapple juice Pour all but the juices, in order listed, into a hurricane glass three-quarters filled with ice. Fill with equal parts of grapefruit and pineapple juice, and serve. |
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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03-13-2006, 12:17 PM
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G'd up from the feet up.
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Yeah it was expensive but when you're only adding one shot of like 3 different things, it takes forever to use up. There's still a gang of 151 left.
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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03-19-2006, 02:40 AM
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Okay this is an honest questoin guys: Why is it that when I drink beer I get intensely hungry? Orgazmo just dissed me on my B-dubs request, so I tiltedly ordered some Domino's pizza. And it's like.. why? I just ate two dinners like 3 hours ago, but I'm ordering pizza now 'cause I drank 9 buurrrs. Why do I do that? Fucking assholes. IHATE YOU
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03-19-2006, 03:18 AM
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I make bad decisions.
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what the fuck, wh are there homeslles peopl at motinis??? ther was ome guy who threw a bench at Miles how is the owner of motins,i laughed and thaoght situation was funny. I drink for hours on end, wind up laughing at some bum wno name is Mark Hammel, andi start callling him Skywalker, i drink more and end upeven more druk than i am.
STudpid fucking motins and leetting peopl as druk as me in there. i have expesnseive taba nd make waitresses appy by tipppping lts. fucking motinis, its the deveil, iv you are at bsu, dont go there it s thedevil. |
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03-30-2006, 05:18 AM
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I make bad decisions.
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04-27-2006, 12:31 AM
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04-29-2006, 10:36 PM
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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05-18-2006, 02:51 AM
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I make bad decisions.
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I beat the fuck outta two guys i work with at the bar because thy made fun of my martini at Motinis, while their bitchasses were not drinking. I told blonde that I would at the absolute least post in this post tonight, becuase out of the past month i've seen him at least twice a week and not a single time have i been sober.
Shit should be interesting to see what turns about at the next coupel of weeks because of my drunk ass co-workers. fuckers. That and thank God I got to to go to the health center today. Tdoay was the last day that i coudl go there without actually having to pay Summer Fees for seeing their Docs. Fuckers. fuck them, i got shit for free without insurance, yes free samples. Free samples rule of medicine. |
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05-18-2006, 12:52 PM
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he did tell me last night at the bars that he'd make a drunk post when he got home. true to his word.
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05-20-2006, 11:55 PM
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So I went to a "party" tonight and I ran into a ton of people I went to highschool with.
And... well, they are more-or-less the same people. But that's the problem, in the 3-4 years since we've met, these people havn't pursued anything serious, or don't appear to have done so. It blew my mind. I used to respect these people, and now they are just roaming corpses... drinking their way out of the hellhole they've created of their day to day lives. I know this metaphore is fucking over the top (damn near emo), but I realized today that some people have it and some dont. Those that have it are going to work to make themselves better. Those that really have it are going to work to make themselves work to make themselves better. Those that don't have it are going to take the most comfortable job currently available and become docile. What a bitch life is. |
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05-21-2006, 01:50 AM
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heard.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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05-25-2006, 02:50 AM
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Welll, I'm going to copy paste what I typed toa buddy about some of the drunken escapades tonight. Chances are they suck and are boring, but hey, it works.
SittinOnDubsWGW: a $90 night at the bar is a rough time, especially when it's $1.25's. TheRockmWo: its ok, you just won 500 haha SittinOnDubsWGW: i know SittinOnDubsWGW: thats kinda why i partied it up SittinOnDubsWGW: friends SittinOnDubsWGW: buying drinks SittinOnDubsWGW: um, i ran into two chicks tonight that want the ballsac harcore SittinOnDubsWGW: haha SittinOnDubsWGW: hardcore* TheRockmWo: haha stud SittinOnDubsWGW: i try SittinOnDubsWGW: i about got into a fight tonight SittinOnDubsWGW: haha SittinOnDubsWGW: it was awesome TheRockmWo: yes, you would have whooped the man SittinOnDubsWGW: this one fucking guy was trying to spit game at these two chicks that were pretty fucking hot SittinOnDubsWGW: like i'd honestlysay this guy was a 3 on a scale of 1-10 SittinOnDubsWGW: the chicks were solid 8 and 9 SittinOnDubsWGW: so SittinOnDubsWGW: one of my buddies who is a good lookin dude was like "look at this shit, you've got to tell me the line to take here." SittinOnDubsWGW: i'm like, "you're a bitch, how are you a good lookin dude and not try to hit on chicks like this?" SittinOnDubsWGW: "i swear, man, you've gotta introduce me." SittinOnDubsWGW: "you fucking tool, alright here we go." SittinOnDubsWGW: "which one do you want, aqua or non-aqua chick?" "non-aqua." "wow you suck" SittinOnDubsWGW: so TheRockmWo: haha SittinOnDubsWGW: i go up and start to dance and one puts her elbow into me by accident SittinOnDubsWGW: *drops drink on purpose, but makes it look like it was her fault* SittinOnDubsWGW: "Oh my God, so sorry so sorry." SittinOnDubsWGW: "oh its fine babe, how are you two doing tonight... blah blah blah" SittinOnDubsWGW: they are eating shit up SittinOnDubsWGW: its nuts SittinOnDubsWGW: we are dancing with two chicks that are SMOKING hot SittinOnDubsWGW: blah blha blah SittinOnDubsWGW: idiot guy comes up SittinOnDubsWGW: starts saying stupid shit, trying to cockblock. SittinOnDubsWGW: while guy is still trying way too hard... Me: "so what are you going to do bud, try to stand there and try way too hard for chicks that are way the fuck outta your league, or just leave them alone?" SittinOnDubsWGW: him: "What the fuck" SittinOnDubsWGW: hot girls both start laughing me: *gets inbetween the two and whispers in her ear* "what's the story with this fucking guy?" SittinOnDubsWGW: her: "hes a guy i have class with, he's nice and all but he sucks." TheRockmWo: haha SittinOnDubsWGW: me: alright, bud, it's obvious they want absoultely nothing to do with you SittinOnDubsWGW: get the fuck outta here SittinOnDubsWGW: well SittinOnDubsWGW: me and bud start dancing with hot chicks for a while SittinOnDubsWGW: and then SittinOnDubsWGW: they are all like SittinOnDubsWGW: well, we are going to go sing karaoke here in a minute SittinOnDubsWGW: me: "what are you guys singing?" her: we are singing bootylicious me: hahahahahhaa I'll be like the other chick, not that slut Beyonce, but the one thats not as hot and be your backup dancer/singer. SittinOnDubsWGW: her: "no, we are the backup dancers." me: "huh?" them: we'll be up soon SittinOnDubsWGW: DJ: "Blah Blah Blah and Blah Blah, it's your turn to come up on stage" them: "OMG OMG, its our turn, you've gotta come up and be the backup" SittinOnDubsWGW: me: OK SittinOnDubsWGW: we go up there SittinOnDubsWGW: and bootylicious comes on SittinOnDubsWGW: the fucking idiot tool that was htere earlier in the night had a mic in his hand, as did one of the hot chicks we were dancing with SittinOnDubsWGW: i start cracking up SittinOnDubsWGW: and start grinding on hot chick in Aqua SittinOnDubsWGW: doing ridiculous booty-dance SittinOnDubsWGW: she starts cracking up, but keeps on with the shenannigans. SittinOnDubsWGW: I drunkenly take Mic SittinOnDubsWGW: "hey guess what, you fucking idiot, see these two chicks, they are way the fuck outta your league, and think you are a sucker. Look I'm a drunken idiot and they love me, yet you suck so bad that I'm golden. Wow buddy, you suck." SittinOnDubsWGW: "what the fuck dude, why are you such and asshole, what the fuck is your problem???" SittinOnDubsWGW: " you suck at life and these chicks hate you." SittinOnDubsWGW: *DJ cuts the music off* SittinOnDubsWGW: * kid tries to grab my arm* SittinOnDubsWGW: * i push back grab him and have him as my bitch as i have him in an armbar and be like, "what the fuck, i'll destroy your bitch ass, don't you realize this?" Then grab him and be like, if you really want to start shit, we can take it outside. SittinOnDubsWGW: "no no no no, i mean, what the fuck, why do you gotta be punkin me man?" SittinOnDubsWGW: "i'm telling you this because these girls, honest to God have zero interest in you." SittinOnDubsWGW: fuck you SittinOnDubsWGW: "welll, they may have zero interest in me too, but, at least i can captivate their attention a bit. If you want to do something about this, we can take it outside." SittinOnDubsWGW: "nah, man, but why do you have to be such an asshole." SittinOnDubsWGW: haha TheRockmWo: haha you can tell a pretty good story buddy SittinOnDubsWGW: and my buddy still sucked and had zero game with the hot chciks, as did I but oh well, it doesnt really matter to me. SittinOnDubsWGW: he sucks TheRockmWo: it fits under the theory that everyone i dont know sucks SittinOnDubsWGW: i tried to spit game to this chick that was ridiculously hot SittinOnDubsWGW: but TheRockmWo: and 99% of the people i do know suck as well SittinOnDubsWGW: i got shot the fuck down SittinOnDubsWGW: it was a nice friendly shot down SittinOnDubsWGW: but i know the difference SittinOnDubsWGW: this chick was seriously STUPID hot TheRockmWo: haha SittinOnDubsWGW: and her friend that was with her SittinOnDubsWGW: left her SittinOnDubsWGW: for a while SittinOnDubsWGW: and I just go up SittinOnDubsWGW: I know this is lame, but I was retarded drunk but threw this line out there, "goddamn baby, seriously, how is somebody like you so beautiful and dancing all by your self?" SittinOnDubsWGW: " i dunno, my friend just left me, blah blah blah." SittinOnDubsWGW: "well it's a shame, blah blah blah, introduce self, blah blah blah." she introduces her self blah blah blah SittinOnDubsWGW: we dance for a bit SittinOnDubsWGW: she's kinda into it SittinOnDubsWGW: but half-assed SittinOnDubsWGW: i notice this shit easily SittinOnDubsWGW: so this is normally the gameplan, when shit isn't going as well as planned, call them out on it. "I can tell that you really aren't into this blah blah blah, whatever." surpisngly this works all too often SittinOnDubsWGW: "I can leave you alone, let you find your friend, blah blah blah." SittinOnDubsWGW: NORMALLY it would go something like "NO, I'm having a good time, this is fun, blah blh blah." and everything is golden. SittinOnDubsWGW: BUT SittinOnDubsWGW: this time SittinOnDubsWGW: she shot a line like "OK, i'm trying to find my friends and whatever." SittinOnDubsWGW: trying to save it SittinOnDubsWGW: "well, thats fine, I can tell that you think you're way outtta my league, I hope you have a good night." laughing and whatnot SittinOnDubsWGW: *laughs* "well, i hope you had fun, it was nice meeting you, blah blah blah." TheRockmWo: poor guy, oh well what can ya do SittinOnDubsWGW: laught it off and take mroe drinks SittinOnDubsWGW: i swung for the fences SittinOnDubsWGW: but struck the fuck out drunken escapades are always fun. |
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