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Repugnant Abomination · 10-15-2008, 01:20 AM

I'll get back to you on that.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-15-2008, 04:23 AM

stripclub bouncers don't like it when you pick a chick up off the stage and yell, "I WANT THIS ONE! Entiendes Pendejos?!"

or so i'm told.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

hey, we're going not this coming, but next weekend. thu-sat. rocky point. you in?

Pretty sure I gotta work. Also, why go to rocky point right now, its fucking cold.

DJ FC · 10-17-2008, 06:47 PM

I created this thread a long time ago. I continue to post in it saying 'I created this thread a long time ago'. This is the greatest thread on Nubblies. I have said this previously and I still think that.

Mr. Blonde · 10-17-2008, 09:01 PM

you are wrong

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-26-2008, 04:47 PM

So the night begins by meeting up with a coworker, his gf, and some of her friends at a bar near the UofA campus. I get bored rather quickly and decide to just start pounding doubles to try and make things interesting. We eventually make it down to the dancefloor and at some point an asian dude comes up and starts dancing in front of me in a style similar you see on those dance battle shows. I laugh and start making fun of him, and he continues. I decide to answer with some sweet moves like the sprinkler, running man, etc. This draws a huge crowd and asian dude decides to still take it seriously. He would do something, i would answer back with something ridiculous. There is a "stripper pole" to the side of the dance floor to which I climbed up and swung around. The crowd went wild and a few chicks came over and put some ones down my shirt.

We left that bar around 1 and were walking down the road to another place. I tell my friends, "I'm going bowling." To which they respond "What the fuck are you talking about." At that point I take off at a sprint and plow into row of traffic barricades in a fashion that would make any NFL fullback proud. Why, I dunno, I was trashed and it sounded like a good idea.

Go to the other bar, nothing too eventful happens. We were talking with a group of two dudes and four pretty hot chicks inside the bar, as it closes they ask, "hey you guys wanna come to an afterparty." "Sure sounds good." I get in the car with the girls and we head to the party We get to the house and its a gay party. Full out dudes making out with dudes in the living room. Immediately I'm thinking, "Where the fuck am I, and how far am I from my car?" One of the girls that came with was in the same boat and didn't want to be there any longer, so we decided to make the trip back to my car. Get to car, drop chick off and call up my friends and tell them what just happened.

Driving through Tucson, not knowing exactly where I'm at talking to my friend on the phone getting directions. I make a turn and holy shit i'm at the checkpoint on an Air Force Base.
MP: "I need your ID."
Me: "I just need to turn around, I made a wrong turn."
MP: On radio- "We've got a 55 Charlie here at the 'point."
MP: "NEGATIVE, you need to give me your keys and ID, you're fucking trashed."
Me: "no i just need to leave."
MP: "get out of the vehicle sir."
Me: "FUCK! dude, I can't get a DUI, just let me turn around. I made a wrong turn. I can get all the DUIs i want in 6 months, but not right now."
MP: gets me out of vehicle "go sit in there" which is a little waiting room.
Me: *while walking to room, stop at water fountain and just start chugging water.
Head MP/Sgt whatev: "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HE DOING! HE CAN'T DRINK ANYTHING, EAT ANYTHING, GO TO THE BATHROOM NOTHING!" "We're calling Tucson PD, pretty sure you're going to jail buddy."
While waiting about 45-60 mins, I BS with one of the MPs for a while. Kinda laughing about it, "so how often does this shit happen, you know somebody just driving make a wrong turn and hey what do ya know I'm on base?"
*laughing "That shit never happens bro, this is the first time i've ever heard of it."
TPD Officer shows up, we talk for a bit, he asks if i'm military, tell him no, and tell him my job, he gives me field sobriety tests, I pass all of them. He doesn't do a breathalyzer or gaze nystagmus. He starts asking if I like my job and how hes thinking about trying to get in. I get cab ride home.

Yes being lucky.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-26-2008, 05:02 PM

Repugnant Abomination · 10-26-2008, 06:17 PM

Fucking crazy dude.

ninjaface · 10-26-2008, 06:24 PM

So did you get served or did you bring it?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-26-2008, 06:46 PM

Oh, it done been braught.

i swear i need cameras following me on my nights of debauchery and i could possibly become a d list celebrity.

Mr. Blonde · 11-07-2008, 10:14 PM

This probably belongs in the "drunk things" thread, but because that's not an entirely new thread in the General Chat, which indeed would save space and be more efficient, I don't think anybody will read it, so i'll post it here to make sure!

I've been drinking for a few hours. I"ll probably go out to Mill Avenue tonight, the college bar strip for ASU. Yay!

edit: gaz moved this thread from its own category in "General Chat" to here because of the point I was making from this thread here. He should probably do the same with Ironic's post, since he's going through all the trouble.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-07-2009, 12:27 AM

So, the Fiesta Bowl was a blast. I didn't really care about either team, but just went for the party and to go to a bowl game. started tailgating about 2.
Afterwards went out to the bars in the area, went to a lounge first, met a group of 3 chicks from ASU that went on and on about stupid shit, so I just decided to make fun of them a bit, they were fun and followed us to Saddle Ranch.

One of them was all over me throughout the night, end of the night comes around, we start to leave the bar along with one of her friends and another dude. At one point her frriend managed to get my phone and start calling everyone at like 2:15 this morning, why? I dunno. Her friend and other dude disappear somehow and she freaks the fuck out. We go on a long hunt for her friend, no luck of finding her.

Well, we try 4 different hotels in the area, no luck. Eventually find one with vacancies, downfall, rooms are $385. I joke around with the woman working the counter about how she should hook me up let me give her $100. She responds with "I can do $150, sound good?"

Go back to the car, get chick, and she starts acting a little wierd, "I can't do this, I've already done too much. I'm a good girl with morals. Its five in the morning and my boyfriend is gonna kill me."
"Wow. Have fun with that." *goes back to hotel room.

Whores.

Mr. Blonde · 01-07-2009, 12:42 AM

She said verbatim "i'm a good girl with morals?"

Seriously. The girls out here are the shadiest bitches i've ever met. I wish you would have hit me up after the game, I would have come out, or at least let you crash at my place. I can't believe you got away with giving a hotel clerk 150 to get a room, hahahah

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-07-2009, 01:01 AM

If it wasn't verbatim, its very close. Sorry about not calling, until the weee hours of the morning.

Yeah, it was the Renaissance, pretty nice place. Everything else was booked.

One of my buddies that I was with (who happened to be my ride back to Douglas as well) got kicked out of the bar and decided to drive back down. I luckily was able to get ahold of one of my other friends that came up for a ride back today.

Mr. Blonde · 01-09-2009, 03:28 AM

Got kicked out of a bar called Cue Club tonight cause my buddy Casey told a bouncer to "fuck off". The circumstances were relatively acceptable, on both sides, but i can't really say i can side with my buddy on this one. Anyways, I followed them out and proceeded to have a logical argument with the bouncer (I only had a few drinks) and he took both of my drinks and kicked me out. I realized there was nothing I could do so I stood well out of the way of the property and continued to debate the point with the doorman, who threatened to call the cops. At this point I backed up a step and put my hands behind my head and continued my argument, and told him to call the cops, at this point I dared him to call them and have them arrest me for something with my hands behind my back and simply asking questions outside of the establishment. They elbowed me a few times but I didn't budge and they were starting to give when my buddy I work with came in and started making idiot comments like "i make __ more than you!" which really isn't going to solve anything in a debate of a sort. After he did this 3 times I gave up my intelligent, non-violent stance because of the credibility I lost in the debate because of my friend. Sucks though, we made such a big scene we pry won't be able to come back in for a couple months

DJ FC · 01-09-2009, 03:38 AM

It's funny that Blonde can make a drunk things post when I've been at work already for a couple hours.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2009, 03:43 AM

What exactly was your logical debate while yelling like a dumbass outside a bar?

Mr. Blonde · 01-09-2009, 03:45 AM

Shit I don't remember. All I know is:

A. I have worked security before so I understood their standpoint
B. I was of enough mental capacity to make a post with no (i think) spelling errors and
C. Except for a few isolated incidents involving medieval swords, I usually handle my alcohol pretty well, I was pretty sure I presented a fairly logical argument.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

I usually handle my alcohol pretty well

http://www.nubblies.net/forums/gener...ost247390.html

I need some help, guys.

Cocktooth · 01-09-2009, 04:42 AM

Why is ID the new logical thinker here??? Anyone else question that?

DDTempest · 01-09-2009, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Why is ID the new logical thinker here??? Anyone else question that?

Its obviously the magical thinking hat his avatar is wearing.

Orgazmo · 01-09-2009, 09:16 PM

I'm drunk.

I went to a hibachi restaurant tonight. The jap was a mexican, though. A mexican lady at the table blew his cover.

I'm drinking little kings now while watching greys anatomy.

PDR = Prisoner: Death Row.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-09-2009, 09:21 PM

You're watching Grey anatomy? Wow, even I think that's gay.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2009, 09:23 PM

more like, Gays Anatomy!

Orgazmo · 01-09-2009, 09:26 PM

Guys, I like Gay's Anatomy. If you don't, you had shit in your face.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-09-2009, 09:29 PM

Does Bananatits know you're gay yet?

10-17-2008, 06:47 PM	#553 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I created this thread a long time ago. I continue to post in it saying 'I created this thread a long time ago'. This is the greatest thread on Nubblies. I have said this previously and I still think that.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-26-2008, 04:47 PM	#555 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	So the night begins by meeting up with a coworker, his gf, and some of her friends at a bar near the UofA campus. I get bored rather quickly and decide to just start pounding doubles to try and make things interesting. We eventually make it down to the dancefloor and at some point an asian dude comes up and starts dancing in front of me in a style similar you see on those dance battle shows. I laugh and start making fun of him, and he continues. I decide to answer with some sweet moves like the sprinkler, running man, etc. This draws a huge crowd and asian dude decides to still take it seriously. He would do something, i would answer back with something ridiculous. There is a "stripper pole" to the side of the dance floor to which I climbed up and swung around. The crowd went wild and a few chicks came over and put some ones down my shirt. We left that bar around 1 and were walking down the road to another place. I tell my friends, "I'm going bowling." To which they respond "What the fuck are you talking about." At that point I take off at a sprint and plow into row of traffic barricades in a fashion that would make any NFL fullback proud. Why, I dunno, I was trashed and it sounded like a good idea. Go to the other bar, nothing too eventful happens. We were talking with a group of two dudes and four pretty hot chicks inside the bar, as it closes they ask, "hey you guys wanna come to an afterparty." "Sure sounds good." I get in the car with the girls and we head to the party We get to the house and its a gay party. Full out dudes making out with dudes in the living room. Immediately I'm thinking, "Where the fuck am I, and how far am I from my car?" One of the girls that came with was in the same boat and didn't want to be there any longer, so we decided to make the trip back to my car. Get to car, drop chick off and call up my friends and tell them what just happened. Driving through Tucson, not knowing exactly where I'm at talking to my friend on the phone getting directions. I make a turn and holy shit i'm at the checkpoint on an Air Force Base. MP: "I need your ID." Me: "I just need to turn around, I made a wrong turn." MP: On radio- "We've got a 55 Charlie here at the 'point." MP: "NEGATIVE, you need to give me your keys and ID, you're fucking trashed." Me: "no i just need to leave." MP: "get out of the vehicle sir." Me: "FUCK! dude, I can't get a DUI, just let me turn around. I made a wrong turn. I can get all the DUIs i want in 6 months, but not right now." MP: gets me out of vehicle "go sit in there" which is a little waiting room. Me: while walking to room, stop at water fountain and just start chugging water. Head MP/Sgt whatev: "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HE DOING! HE CAN'T DRINK ANYTHING, EAT ANYTHING, GO TO THE BATHROOM NOTHING!" "We're calling Tucson PD, pretty sure you're going to jail buddy." While waiting about 45-60 mins, I BS with one of the MPs for a while. Kinda laughing about it, "so how often does this shit happen, you know somebody just driving make a wrong turn and hey what do ya know I'm on base?" laughing "That shit never happens bro, this is the first time i've ever heard of it." TPD Officer shows up, we talk for a bit, he asks if i'm military, tell him no, and tell him my job, he gives me field sobriety tests, I pass all of them. He doesn't do a breathalyzer or gaze nystagmus. He starts asking if I like my job and how hes thinking about trying to get in. I get cab ride home. Yes being lucky.
	Last edited by SittinOnDubsWGW; 10-26-2008 at 04:50 PM.

10-26-2008, 05:02 PM	#556 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	damn
	#YOLO

11-07-2008, 10:14 PM	#560 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	OH HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I'M DOING TONIGHT This probably belongs in the "drunk things" thread, but because that's not an entirely new thread in the General Chat, which indeed would save space and be more efficient, I don't think anybody will read it, so i'll post it here to make sure! I've been drinking for a few hours. I"ll probably go out to Mill Avenue tonight, the college bar strip for ASU. Yay! edit: gaz moved this thread from its own category in "General Chat" to here because of the point I was making from this thread here. He should probably do the same with Ironic's post, since he's going through all the trouble.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 11-07-2008 at 10:26 PM.

01-07-2009, 12:27 AM	#561 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	So, the Fiesta Bowl was a blast. I didn't really care about either team, but just went for the party and to go to a bowl game. started tailgating about 2. Afterwards went out to the bars in the area, went to a lounge first, met a group of 3 chicks from ASU that went on and on about stupid shit, so I just decided to make fun of them a bit, they were fun and followed us to Saddle Ranch. One of them was all over me throughout the night, end of the night comes around, we start to leave the bar along with one of her friends and another dude. At one point her frriend managed to get my phone and start calling everyone at like 2:15 this morning, why? I dunno. Her friend and other dude disappear somehow and she freaks the fuck out. We go on a long hunt for her friend, no luck of finding her. Well, we try 4 different hotels in the area, no luck. Eventually find one with vacancies, downfall, rooms are $385. I joke around with the woman working the counter about how she should hook me up let me give her $100. She responds with "I can do $150, sound good?" Go back to the car, get chick, and she starts acting a little wierd, "I can't do this, I've already done too much. I'm a good girl with morals. Its five in the morning and my boyfriend is gonna kill me." "Wow. Have fun with that." *goes back to hotel room. Whores.
	Last edited by SittinOnDubsWGW; 01-07-2009 at 12:29 AM.

10-15-2008, 01:20 AM	#551 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I'll get back to you on that.

10-17-2008, 09:01 PM	#554 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	you are wrong

10-26-2008, 06:17 PM	#557 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Fucking crazy dude.

10-26-2008, 06:24 PM	#558 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	So did you get served or did you bring it?

10-26-2008, 06:46 PM	#559 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Oh, it done been braught. i swear i need cameras following me on my nights of debauchery and i could possibly become a d list celebrity.

01-07-2009, 12:42 AM	#562 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	She said verbatim "i'm a good girl with morals?" Seriously. The girls out here are the shadiest bitches i've ever met. I wish you would have hit me up after the game, I would have come out, or at least let you crash at my place. I can't believe you got away with giving a hotel clerk 150 to get a room, hahahah
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-07-2009, 01:01 AM	#563 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	If it wasn't verbatim, its very close. Sorry about not calling, until the weee hours of the morning. Yeah, it was the Renaissance, pretty nice place. Everything else was booked. One of my buddies that I was with (who happened to be my ride back to Douglas as well) got kicked out of the bar and decided to drive back down. I luckily was able to get ahold of one of my other friends that came up for a ride back today.

01-09-2009, 03:28 AM	#564 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Got kicked out of a bar called Cue Club tonight cause my buddy Casey told a bouncer to "fuck off". The circumstances were relatively acceptable, on both sides, but i can't really say i can side with my buddy on this one. Anyways, I followed them out and proceeded to have a logical argument with the bouncer (I only had a few drinks) and he took both of my drinks and kicked me out. I realized there was nothing I could do so I stood well out of the way of the property and continued to debate the point with the doorman, who threatened to call the cops. At this point I backed up a step and put my hands behind my head and continued my argument, and told him to call the cops, at this point I dared him to call them and have them arrest me for something with my hands behind my back and simply asking questions outside of the establishment. They elbowed me a few times but I didn't budge and they were starting to give when my buddy I work with came in and started making idiot comments like "i make __ more than you!" which really isn't going to solve anything in a debate of a sort. After he did this 3 times I gave up my intelligent, non-violent stance because of the credibility I lost in the debate because of my friend. Sucks though, we made such a big scene we pry won't be able to come back in for a couple months
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-09-2009, 03:38 AM	#565 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	It's funny that Blonde can make a drunk things post when I've been at work already for a couple hours.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-09-2009, 03:43 AM	#566 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	What exactly was your logical debate while yelling like a dumbass outside a bar?
	#YOLO

01-09-2009, 03:45 AM	#567 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Shit I don't remember. All I know is: A. I have worked security before so I understood their standpoint B. I was of enough mental capacity to make a post with no (i think) spelling errors and C. Except for a few isolated incidents involving medieval swords, I usually handle my alcohol pretty well, I was pretty sure I presented a fairly logical argument.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-09-2009, 04:42 AM	#569 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Why is ID the new logical thinker here??? Anyone else question that?
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-09-2009, 09:16 PM	#571 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	I'm drunk. I went to a hibachi restaurant tonight. The jap was a mexican, though. A mexican lady at the table blew his cover. I'm drinking little kings now while watching greys anatomy. PDR = Prisoner: Death Row.

01-09-2009, 09:21 PM	#572 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You're watching Grey anatomy? Wow, even I think that's gay.

01-09-2009, 09:23 PM	#573 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	more like, Gays Anatomy!
	#YOLO

01-09-2009, 09:26 PM	#574 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Guys, I like Gay's Anatomy. If you don't, you had shit in your face.

01-09-2009, 09:29 PM	#575 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Does Bananatits know you're gay yet?