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09-04-2009, 08:12 AM | #754 (permalink) |
I make bad decisions.
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I just walked from some random stupid whores place to my car, approximately 3 miles, in flip flops... mainly because I told her, I didn't trust her to wake me up at 6am which was essential for me to make it to work on time. I just got home like 20 mins ago.
fuck, i have to be at work in less than 2 hrs... |
09-26-2009, 04:44 AM | #757 (permalink) |
I make bad decisions.
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God, I met this hot chick at the bar. Pitfall number one, one of my buddies has hooked up with her already. Pitfall number two, she is batshit crazy.
Positives. This bitch fucking loves me. It's funny. She is pretty fucking hot. She has tickets to the Cardinals VS Colts game and wants me to go with her. Her paying the way. She explicitly told me, she wants to fuck. A lot. Only reason I am typing this post instead of balls deep in some vag, is that one of the two fucking cops in this piece of shit town decides to park right next to my car at the bar and is just sitting and watching people leave. Fuck that. She is in town for 2 more days and lives in phoenix. She flipped the fuck out, big time, when I was bullshitting with a chick that my buddy is talking to, bc that chick was a homewrecker to their situation a few years back, she blew a fucking gasket. fucking cops, sitting right next to my car. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I could be having crazy hot drunk sex with this broad right this GD moment! PS, she said her weakness is white guys. I was the only one in the bar the whole night. I think this is funny. |
09-29-2009, 09:11 PM | #758 (permalink) |
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This isn't good for SittinOn's life expectancy: The Associated Press: Guns allowed in Arizona bars starting Wednesday
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10-12-2009, 03:41 PM | #761 (permalink) |
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Blonde I need you to know a couple things:
I ate your Taco Bell. Yes, you were so pissed off and nobody admited it. I ate that fucking thing. I was wasted. And I broke your stairs, but you knew about that. But I did not pour bleach or laundary detergant in your basement. I was trying to hook up with some asian whore from highschool (cant remember her name) it didn't go well. |
The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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10-14-2009, 01:22 AM | #764 (permalink) |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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10-16-2009, 08:00 PM | #765 (permalink) |
I make bad decisions.
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Uhhh, I went out with one of my buddies and this chick he is talking to at the moment for a little bit last night. It was a chill night for me as i drank just a little bit and shot the shit with them. I went home around midnight. They went to another bar and got absolutely shitfaced i guess. The girl said that she didn't have that much to drink and I guess she did a whole lot of stupid shit that is out of character. She went and got tested and ended up positive for various drugs in her system that she didn't take.
She now wants me and my friend to take drug tests. WTF? |
10-17-2009, 04:47 PM | #767 (permalink) |
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I don't know. My friend said he was real fucked up that night and puked all over the place that night too, but he also said he drank a decent amount.
My friend and her have been hooking up/dating for a little while now, so it would make absolutely no sense for us to have done it. I guess she was going around to the bar and telling her friends that she was worried about going home w/ him, and whatnot, which doesn't make any damn sense. She gets drug tested semi-regularly for work purposes, and I honestly wouldn't put it past this chick, to do it to both her and him just in order to have an "out" for a possible lapse in judgment and using something and this being a cover-up for it. She came by w/ the drug test kit, I told her I had just pissed and to either wait around for a bit and i'd chug some water, or just leave it there or whatever. She left, with the kit, and never came back. So fucking weird. |
10-17-2009, 05:44 PM | #768 (permalink) |
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Would you have taken it if she came back? I can't see you doing that sort of thing personally, i'm not trying to call you out and obviously i'm not in your shoes, but there is no way in hell i DON'T see the first words coming out of my mouth for a girl asking for me to take a piss test not being "Fuck you bitch, bring me a court order".
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10-17-2009, 06:44 PM | #770 (permalink) |
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Fuck you bitch, bring me a court order
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