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03-27-2004, 06:32 AM
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Roscoe P. Coldchain
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I went out around midnight tonight... run into some friends and had a good time... got home about 10 minutes ago. I got followed by an unmarked cop about 75% of the way from Hoggle's to my house only to get pulled over right in front of my next door neighbor's house.
I got the usual "have you been drinking at all tonight?" schtick then was asked to step out of the car... the motherfucker proceeds to administer the dreaded pen test, he holds a fuckin pen in front of me and asks me to touch it?! So I touched it. I guess that wasn't good enough because he continues... next I have to follow the pen with my eyes while not moving my head. I do so, but once again, I guess it wasn't enough. I kinda shoot the shit with him for a second, he tells me about all the people he busts for OWI while right in front of where they're going, about some shit at Hardee's and about how the pen test he just gave me is 90-95% accurate at picking out drunk people. Apparently, I had failed because right after the small talk, when I think he's gonna say "go ahead and pull into your fucking driveway", the suminabitch tells me that he just has one more thing he wants me to do... the breathalizer! I have never been breathalized before (except at parties cause one of my friends is a CJ major, rides w/ cops on occasion, and somehow got his greasy paws on one). Anywho, I was a little concerned... I know that I'm not drunk but what if this little box disagrees like the pen test obviously did? Ends up that I not only pass, but I wasn't even half of the legal limit. The moral of the story: When I say I've only had four beers, I've only had four beers... I'm not gonna lie to you, nigga. [ March 27, 2004, 03:35 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ] |
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LEGALIZE CRIME!
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03-27-2004, 04:33 PM
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Location: Straight Outta Compton
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StabMaster, the cops like to follow people in Winona Lake, run the plates, and then pull them over right before their house. This has happened to my brother twice this year. They have absolutely no reason to pull you over, but they will make up some bullshit like you were going 15 mph over the speed limit or you were driving in the middle of the road or some shit like that. I hate the cops around Winona Lake.
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The Glyde don't sign no autographs
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04-10-2004, 02:17 AM
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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Trasheed is back bitches!!! I will go after your car with more napalm and flag burning than you've ever seen! Correct grammar is attempting to keep me typing my words in proper spelling and punctuation!!! BOOM!!! There goes the American Embassy!! rock on bitches. Jihaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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04-10-2004, 06:21 AM
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We still believe.
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Indiana
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I was drinking with BDH again the other night and it was hillarious. Buckeye can vouch, this kid says some on the dumbest shit I have ever heard when he is drunk. I think I am just going to record everything next time.
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I enjoy knives and fire.
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04-12-2004, 07:43 PM
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Level 20 Holothetan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Space
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Last night I participated in what I like to call the "Drunken All-You-Can-Bowl." For about $10 or $12 each, we got shoes, and as many games as we could bowl in about 3 hours or so. There were 4 of us, and only one of us, Chris, was over 21. But that didn't matter much. Chris went and bought a pitcher of beer. We ended up getting 4 pitchers of beer by the end of the night. One guy wasn't drinking so me and the other 2 guys ended up having a little over 1 pitcher each. The best part of the night was on the way home. We tried to stop somewhere for food, but they were closed. Chris didn't like that. So he yelled through the glass at the cleaning staff and then he proceeded to press his ass against the plate glass window. Good times. And before we left the parking lot, Chris and another guy pissed on someones van. They showed that van some humility. A video camera would have been nice to have, but oh well. Maybe next Sunday.
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04-18-2004, 01:36 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: indiana
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damn i'm so drunk right now
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
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04-18-2004, 03:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Holy shit I was fucking wasted last night, I got online and tried to type something but I couyldn't even get one word out. Needless to say it was a good night,
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...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.
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04-23-2004, 09:11 AM
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We still believe.
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Indiana
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Yes this is going to be a very interesting weekend. HaHa, Anky got sick. That is funny. Anky, do you think we can get a DD this time so I don't have to drive with some girl puking out the side of your SUV when I am trying to get drunk [img]smile.gif[/img] . And how about that parallel parking I did in my mustang the night before that?
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I enjoy knives and fire.
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04-25-2004, 05:53 AM
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Then we fucked st ankys mom. She was a freak, cus shes latino. She screasm ai ai ai. pappi, si si si. shes a mexican whore | |
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