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Cocktooth · 03-12-2005, 09:55 PM

toke me awhile to do what?

Niger Angelus · 03-12-2005, 09:58 PM

Make the arrow point to your name that meant you were drunk because you have been drinking. Or maybe you were reading...reading. Or thinking...thinking.

Cocktooth · 03-12-2005, 10:03 PM

nope i did it right away.....was pretty easy..just a point and a click click click click away!!! i need a beer

Niger Angelus · 03-12-2005, 10:05 PM

Haha. Alright man, sorry about the mis-inform-ity.

Saint DH · 03-17-2005, 06:56 AM

This will be the longest drunken post in the history of Nubblies history. Probably even the best post ever. THe content held within this post is nothing short of mind blowing and completely astonishing. Probably the astonishing part stems more from the fact that I'm still writing something down when most Nubblites would have thrown in the towel. I however continue typing at a grueling pace. Faster than most of those who are sober. Yet the content still is erection inducing. Much like a picture of Ugly bastard's mother. Why did I just say that you may ask? because this is the mother fucking drunk thread and anything goes. I can say that tonguegina has molested 12 little boys. I can say that Niger got it in the butt from his pet dog last night. I can even say that underwater has crabs. DJFC likes men, and Mr. blonde is his sextoy. The butcher cries himself to sleep at night, and Active has no penis. Lethal is a cocksucker, and Orgazmo has a sex doll. Victim bangs his asshole with his crutches, and Stab Master Arson has sex with cows (and by cows I mean fat women). VOL wishes he had tits, so he could feel himself up. Ninjaface has to sit down to pee, and Pliedes wets the bed...while sleeping with Titan. big donged hoe is actually hung like a hoe...meaning he has a vagina. And Lethal just picked him up on the corner...unfortunately for Lethal, bdh also has HIV.

Alright I can't think of anymore members to insult. If you feel I've left you out, I apologize, I didn't mean to. Perhaps if you post a message I will insult you as well.

[ March 17, 2005, 03:58 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

underwater · 03-17-2005, 12:16 PM

Honestly, that really was one of the best drunken posts I've ever read on here, except for one thing. I don't have crabs... anymore. I've gotten them all cleared up since that whole Mark incident. [img]redface.gif[/img]

StabMaster Arson · 03-17-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
...Stab Master Arson has sex with cows (and by cows I mean fat women)...

so?

MAGICLIT · 03-17-2005, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
...Stab Master Arson has sex with cows (and by cows I mean fat women)...

so?[/quote]
nice, more cushion for the pushin

Cocktooth · 03-18-2005, 12:55 AM

<-------------SOOOOOOOOOO WASTED

StabMaster Arson · 03-18-2005, 01:22 AM

so it's st. patrick's day. I went to two beer tents and another regular bar. I got a call from an ex telling me that she wants to meet up and end up at my house tonight. I called the girl I'm seeing now and she says that she's having a "girl's night" where she sits at home and drinks with her roommate and whatever other girls happen by. My night is just beginning and I'm already faced with such a decision. now, I already know what I'm doing tonight... I just don't know who with.

underwater · 03-18-2005, 02:52 AM

What is your definition of "seeing" a girl?

Mr. Blonde · 03-18-2005, 03:00 AM

Yeah. It depends largely on your definition.

underwater · 03-18-2005, 03:12 AM

From a girl's perspective.....

Okay, I was just going to say "From a girl's perspective, it does." But that doesn't work.

If I was just casually seeing someone (as in no title, and just hanging out one or two nights a week) and they fucked somebody else one night while I was hanging out with some of my friends, I'd be pissed. And I'd probably stop seeing the guy.

So nevermind. My initial post was worthless.

Saint DH · 03-18-2005, 03:40 AM

I think you should try to pull off another "Arson Doubleplay."

fancymeghan · 03-19-2005, 04:44 AM

in the psat few nights ive found out that i have a good handshake and nice calves. im funny. and im hot.

the end. goodnight..

Niger Angelus · 03-19-2005, 05:57 AM

Calves are important.

03-24-2005, 03:56 AM

Hello Drunk Things, it's been a while.

Today I drank my favorite drink (gin and tonics) then went with my roommate to help a friend who had run out of gas.

During this strange and twisted journey I ran into 3 policemen and yelled at some people bicycling down the road "Do you think you own the road!? Fuck you!" It was great. Drunk things, you are the greatest thread on nubblies, rivled in greatness only by the sexbox (who doesn't count; the sexbox isn't a thread per se).

Saint DH · 03-25-2005, 05:04 AM

Drunks Things, Drunk Things. Drunk Things galore. Sometimes I wonder and think that perhaps this thread should be in the jibberish forum, since most of it consists of jibberish. Fuck it though, seriously. I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk. Call me a skunk, and I won't even care because I'm drunk. Shit. What the fuck am I even talking about anymore? Nothing. Well I have class tomorrow at 8:00 in the morning. And don't say that I won't go because I have to go. It doesn't matter if I wake up with a four alarm hangout, I have to go. I dunno though. Maybe I won't. It's definitely going to be a struggle. I should go to bed. Odds are in 6 hours I'll be in a classroom.

Mr. Blonde · 03-25-2005, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
It doesn't matter if I wake up with a four alarm hangout, I have to go.

ha. i know he's drunk, but it's still funny that he got the completely wrong word.

03-25-2005, 05:53 AM

Lots of things happened tonight we smoked out the delivery guy (even tought i dont smnoek my roomates do) ten we drnk a lot with an old foreign exchange student friend, and we got trashed ive been drunk since about 2pm.

Saint DH · 03-25-2005, 01:43 PM

Here's just an update. I went to class this morning. My head hurt, my legs hurt. My throat was so sore I could barely swallow, and my stomach was craving food. God it sucked. Finally, almost 3 hours later I am able to relax and EAT.

St. Anky · 03-25-2005, 01:56 PM

im so fucking hung over its not even funny. 24 newcastles and a bottle of jager... you'd think i'd nkow where to stop

MAGICLIT · 03-25-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
It doesn't matter if I wake up with a four alarm hangout, I have to go.

ha. i know he's drunk, but it's still funny that he got the completely wrong word.[/quote]
That just made my day.

03-25-2005, 05:13 PM

Woke up this morning... God damnit where is my half gallon of gin?
My roommate - "maybe you hid it man"
Me - "Why in the hell would I hide it"
Roommate - "I don't know but it wouldn't surprize me"
Me - "I bet someone took it."

Nope, I hid it under a pile of clothes in my closit, found it this afternoon.

Mr. Blonde · 03-25-2005, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
im so fucking hung over its not even funny. 24 newcastles and a bottle of jager... you'd think i'd nkow where to stop

I'm sure you drank all of that in one night, too.

03-12-2005, 09:55 PM	#201 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	toke me awhile to do what?
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

03-12-2005, 09:58 PM	#202 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Make the arrow point to your name that meant you were drunk because you have been drinking. Or maybe you were reading...reading. Or thinking...thinking.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-12-2005, 10:03 PM	#203 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	nope i did it right away.....was pretty easy..just a point and a click click click click away!!! i need a beer
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

03-12-2005, 10:05 PM	#204 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Haha. Alright man, sorry about the mis-inform-ity.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-17-2005, 12:16 PM	#206 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Honestly, that really was one of the best drunken posts I've ever read on here, except for one thing. I don't have crabs... anymore. I've gotten them all cleared up since that whole Mark incident. [img]redface.gif[/img]
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

03-17-2005, 06:56 AM	#205 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	This will be the longest drunken post in the history of Nubblies history. Probably even the best post ever. THe content held within this post is nothing short of mind blowing and completely astonishing. Probably the astonishing part stems more from the fact that I'm still writing something down when most Nubblites would have thrown in the towel. I however continue typing at a grueling pace. Faster than most of those who are sober. Yet the content still is erection inducing. Much like a picture of Ugly bastard's mother. Why did I just say that you may ask? because this is the mother fucking drunk thread and anything goes. I can say that tonguegina has molested 12 little boys. I can say that Niger got it in the butt from his pet dog last night. I can even say that underwater has crabs. DJFC likes men, and Mr. blonde is his sextoy. The butcher cries himself to sleep at night, and Active has no penis. Lethal is a cocksucker, and Orgazmo has a sex doll. Victim bangs his asshole with his crutches, and Stab Master Arson has sex with cows (and by cows I mean fat women). VOL wishes he had tits, so he could feel himself up. Ninjaface has to sit down to pee, and Pliedes wets the bed...while sleeping with Titan. big donged hoe is actually hung like a hoe...meaning he has a vagina. And Lethal just picked him up on the corner...unfortunately for Lethal, bdh also has HIV. Alright I can't think of anymore members to insult. If you feel I've left you out, I apologize, I didn't mean to. Perhaps if you post a message I will insult you as well. [ March 17, 2005, 03:58 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

03-18-2005, 12:55 AM	#209 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	<-------------SOOOOOOOOOO WASTED
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

03-18-2005, 01:22 AM	#210 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	so it's st. patrick's day. I went to two beer tents and another regular bar. I got a call from an ex telling me that she wants to meet up and end up at my house tonight. I called the girl I'm seeing now and she says that she's having a "girl's night" where she sits at home and drinks with her roommate and whatever other girls happen by. My night is just beginning and I'm already faced with such a decision. now, I already know what I'm doing tonight... I just don't know who with.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

03-18-2005, 02:52 AM	#211 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	What is your definition of "seeing" a girl?
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

03-18-2005, 03:00 AM	#212 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yeah. It depends largely on your definition.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-18-2005, 03:12 AM	#213 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	From a girl's perspective..... Okay, I was just going to say "From a girl's perspective, it does." But that doesn't work. If I was just casually seeing someone (as in no title, and just hanging out one or two nights a week) and they fucked somebody else one night while I was hanging out with some of my friends, I'd be pissed. And I'd probably stop seeing the guy. So nevermind. My initial post was worthless.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

03-18-2005, 03:40 AM	#214 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	I think you should try to pull off another "Arson Doubleplay."

03-19-2005, 04:44 AM	#215 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	in the psat few nights ive found out that i have a good handshake and nice calves. im funny. and im hot. the end. goodnight..

03-19-2005, 05:57 AM	#216 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Calves are important.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-24-2005, 03:56 AM	#217 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Hello Drunk Things, it's been a while. Today I drank my favorite drink (gin and tonics) then went with my roommate to help a friend who had run out of gas. During this strange and twisted journey I ran into 3 policemen and yelled at some people bicycling down the road "Do you think you own the road!? Fuck you!" It was great. Drunk things, you are the greatest thread on nubblies, rivled in greatness only by the sexbox (who doesn't count; the sexbox isn't a thread per se).
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-25-2005, 05:04 AM	#218 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	Drunks Things, Drunk Things. Drunk Things galore. Sometimes I wonder and think that perhaps this thread should be in the jibberish forum, since most of it consists of jibberish. Fuck it though, seriously. I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk. Call me a skunk, and I won't even care because I'm drunk. Shit. What the fuck am I even talking about anymore? Nothing. Well I have class tomorrow at 8:00 in the morning. And don't say that I won't go because I have to go. It doesn't matter if I wake up with a four alarm hangout, I have to go. I dunno though. Maybe I won't. It's definitely going to be a struggle. I should go to bed. Odds are in 6 hours I'll be in a classroom.

03-25-2005, 05:53 AM	#220 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Lots of things happened tonight we smoked out the delivery guy (even tought i dont smnoek my roomates do) ten we drnk a lot with an old foreign exchange student friend, and we got trashed ive been drunk since about 2pm.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-25-2005, 01:43 PM	#221 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	Here's just an update. I went to class this morning. My head hurt, my legs hurt. My throat was so sore I could barely swallow, and my stomach was craving food. God it sucked. Finally, almost 3 hours later I am able to relax and EAT.

03-25-2005, 01:56 PM	#222 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	im so fucking hung over its not even funny. 24 newcastles and a bottle of jager... you'd think i'd nkow where to stop

03-25-2005, 05:13 PM	#224 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Woke up this morning... God damnit where is my half gallon of gin? My roommate - "maybe you hid it man" Me - "Why in the hell would I hide it" Roommate - "I don't know but it wouldn't surprize me" Me - "I bet someone took it." Nope, I hid it under a pile of clothes in my closit, found it this afternoon.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a