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hellcat · 01-19-2006, 12:19 AM

You're full of shit.

Dark Fact · 01-19-2006, 12:50 AM

im to busy gettting pussy all the time to jerk off

migite · 01-19-2006, 04:22 AM

and write him up as a liar too

migite · 01-19-2006, 04:22 AM

waiting on lucyfur's honest reply

BigDongedHoe · 01-19-2006, 12:40 PM

I would never and I do mean never beat off in front of a female

First of all if she is there I see absolutely zero point in me doing it, second of all I'm really not to sure what is sexxy or a turn on about that. I think its kinda fucked up to even think about that.

that doesn't mean within the confinement of my room before bed I don't mind doing it.

Ugly Bastard · 01-19-2006, 03:23 PM

Schroeder's still claiming he never masturbates? Jesus Christ does this kid ever change? I can only hope he was just joking.

ItsPaff · 01-19-2006, 04:17 PM

Every 3 days or so. Girlfriend pretty much lives at my place.

Ironic Mustache · 01-19-2006, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

second of all I'm really not to sure what is sexxy or a turn on about that. I think its kinda fucked up to even think about that.

You wouldn't watch a girl do it?

theMerciless1 · 01-19-2006, 04:28 PM

wifey isnt coming home tonight.
i'm going to get naughty with myself.

Dark Fact · 01-19-2006, 04:35 PM

we dont neeed to know that man fuck gross

theMerciless1 · 01-19-2006, 04:43 PM

yes. yes you do.
and its not gross, its natural.

ItsPaff · 01-19-2006, 05:05 PM

I will also be getting naughty with myself, but the wifey will be home. I just think its fun.

Schroeder · 01-20-2006, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Schroeder's still claiming he never masturbates? Jesus Christ does this kid ever change? I can only hope he was just joking.

Claiming? I don't masturbate. Period. Just because you think everyone does it doesn't mean it's true.

And UB, why would I change? What am I going to do, go up from perfection?

ItsPaff · 01-20-2006, 01:25 AM

Schroeder, if you dont masturbate then you must have never gotten off in the entire span of your horrible, lonely life. Because GOD KNOWS not a female on Earth is going to touch you. Learn to jerk it man, itll be worth your time.

migite · 01-20-2006, 02:46 AM

back in the day I used to keep a diary. in that diary i used to write the number of times i punished the little general. Usually by march i ran out of pages. the end of my diary keeping efforts...

Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2006, 09:03 AM

You think it's gross, don't you Schroeder? Be honest. Homo.

theMerciless1 · 01-20-2006, 09:49 AM

the schroedernator am repressed.

migite · 01-20-2006, 10:17 AM

i bet he gets a lot of wet dream stains in his jammies... ewww

Lucy Fur · 01-20-2006, 10:54 AM

anyone and i mean anyone who says they don't masturbate is lying

PassingFad · 01-20-2006, 11:23 AM

I'm actually kinda proud I have only rubbed one out in like 10 days. I've kind of been seeing a new girl and anticipating the first nut I get to blow on her rack or face. Soon...

But barring that, usually once a day IF my roommate EVER leaves the fucking room.

hellcat · 01-20-2006, 12:19 PM

Boot camped sucked. There was no time at all to service yourself for the entire time I was there.

BigDongedHoe · 01-20-2006, 01:07 PM

I didn't say that...I just said me as a male doing it in front of a female would be weird as shit

theMerciless1 · 01-20-2006, 02:20 PM

so you'd rather do it in front of a man?

Deadly Crescent Kick · 01-20-2006, 02:56 PM

yeah, i have to go w/ once a day too, not barring special circumstances. and yes i have spanked it in front of chicks before.

Schroeder · 01-20-2006, 03:35 PM

Thousands of men don't masturbate. Priests, monks, rabbis, no one would question that these sort of people don't. Why is it that farfetched that I don't?

Anyone, and I mean anyone, who says they think everyone masturbates is clearly incompetent.

01-19-2006, 12:19 AM	#26 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	You're full of shit.
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01-19-2006, 12:50 AM	#27 (permalink)
Dark Fact Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The 25th floor Posts: 41 Internets: 10	im to busy gettting pussy all the time to jerk off
	You are also a fool!

01-19-2006, 04:22 AM	#28 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	and write him up as a liar too
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

01-19-2006, 04:22 AM	#29 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	waiting on lucyfur's honest reply
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

01-19-2006, 12:40 PM	#30 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I would never and I do mean never beat off in front of a female First of all if she is there I see absolutely zero point in me doing it, second of all I'm really not to sure what is sexxy or a turn on about that. I think its kinda fucked up to even think about that. that doesn't mean within the confinement of my room before bed I don't mind doing it.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-19-2006, 03:23 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Schroeder's still claiming he never masturbates? Jesus Christ does this kid ever change? I can only hope he was just joking.

01-19-2006, 04:17 PM	#32 (permalink)
ItsPaff Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bloomington Posts: 33 Internets: 10	Every 3 days or so. Girlfriend pretty much lives at my place.
	Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows

01-19-2006, 04:28 PM	#34 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	wifey isnt coming home tonight. i'm going to get naughty with myself.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-19-2006, 04:35 PM	#35 (permalink)
Dark Fact Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The 25th floor Posts: 41 Internets: 10	we dont neeed to know that man fuck gross
	You are also a fool!

01-19-2006, 04:43 PM	#36 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	yes. yes you do. and its not gross, its natural.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-19-2006, 05:05 PM	#37 (permalink)
ItsPaff Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bloomington Posts: 33 Internets: 10	I will also be getting naughty with myself, but the wifey will be home. I just think its fun.
	Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows

01-20-2006, 01:25 AM	#39 (permalink)
ItsPaff Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bloomington Posts: 33 Internets: 10	Schroeder, if you dont masturbate then you must have never gotten off in the entire span of your horrible, lonely life. Because GOD KNOWS not a female on Earth is going to touch you. Learn to jerk it man, itll be worth your time.
	Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows

01-20-2006, 02:46 AM	#40 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	back in the day I used to keep a diary. in that diary i used to write the number of times i punished the little general. Usually by march i ran out of pages. the end of my diary keeping efforts...
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

01-20-2006, 09:03 AM	#41 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You think it's gross, don't you Schroeder? Be honest. Homo.

01-20-2006, 09:49 AM	#42 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	the schroedernator am repressed.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-20-2006, 02:56 PM	#49 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	yeah, i have to go w/ once a day too, not barring special circumstances. and yes i have spanked it in front of chicks before.
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01-20-2006, 10:17 AM	#43 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	i bet he gets a lot of wet dream stains in his jammies... ewww
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

01-20-2006, 10:54 AM	#44 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	anyone and i mean anyone who says they don't masturbate is lying
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01-20-2006, 11:23 AM	#45 (permalink)
PassingFad Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Muncie Posts: 38 Internets: 10	I'm actually kinda proud I have only rubbed one out in like 10 days. I've kind of been seeing a new girl and anticipating the first nut I get to blow on her rack or face. Soon... But barring that, usually once a day IF my roommate EVER leaves the fucking room.
	Disco, motherfucker!

01-20-2006, 12:19 PM	#46 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Boot camped sucked. There was no time at all to service yourself for the entire time I was there.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

01-20-2006, 01:07 PM	#47 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I didn't say that...I just said me as a male doing it in front of a female would be weird as shit
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-20-2006, 02:20 PM	#48 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	so you'd rather do it in front of a man?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-20-2006, 03:35 PM	#50 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Thousands of men don't masturbate. Priests, monks, rabbis, no one would question that these sort of people don't. Why is it that farfetched that I don't? Anyone, and I mean anyone, who says they think everyone masturbates is clearly incompetent.

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