Secret Santa - Page 17 - Nubblies.net Forums

f3lix · 01-17-2009, 02:55 AM

While the calender was my favorite, I have more appreciation for the fact that you burned it without looking.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-17-2009, 03:37 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA, thats fucking awesome DDT

Ugly Bastard · 01-17-2009, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

While the calender was my favorite, I have more appreciation for the fact that you burned it without looking.

Flawlessly said

Cocktooth · 01-17-2009, 09:39 AM

Ouch. There goes your tree pruning skills.

ninjaface · 01-17-2009, 10:58 AM

Oh, so the book was about pruning trees. Did it have a special section about dealing with the disappointment of an insanely late christmas gift and then having to work up not only the courage to make it through the day, but also the wherewithal to return to some semblance of normal life? Perhaps a section on mending crushed dreams through pruning would be helpful. We'll never know. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

Mr. Blonde · 01-20-2009, 07:58 PM

Uh...am I the only one who hasn't gotten my shit yet?

Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2009, 07:59 PM

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Can we unveil the deadbeat Santas, please?

f3lix · 01-20-2009, 08:01 PM

Blonde has a tough act to follow.

Orgazmo · 01-20-2009, 08:10 PM

His deadbeat santa has been providing me with emails from the place he ordered the item. In other words, not entirely a deadbeat santa.

That said...could that santa please pm me an update? Or at least inquire with the company shipping or something?

Orgazmo · 01-21-2009, 12:06 AM

Blonde, I've been asked to reveal that your Secret Santa is Heaven Can Wait. Unfortunately for you (and Dent), his 2 week trip to Cuba has turned into a 5+ week trip.

Dent has graciously stepped in and tried to remedy this. The problem is that he keeps getting fucked when he tries to order you something.

He's currently trying to figure out where the fuck your stuff is.

That is all.

Dent · 01-21-2009, 12:07 AM

negrep that bitch.

Heaven Can Wait · 01-21-2009, 12:16 AM

Posting this to give everyone an opportunity to negrep if they see fit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 12:19 AM

so is that the real HCW or Dent? When is HCW coming back from Haiti?

Dent · 01-21-2009, 12:26 AM

I'm pretty sure orgazmo logged onto his account?
And I'm not sure, he's fucking/living with one of the dancers at the hotel.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 12:27 AM

That sly dog!

Mr. Blonde · 01-21-2009, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dent

I'm pretty sure orgazmo logged onto his account?
And I'm not sure, he's fucking/living with one of the dancers at the hotel.

Who am I to negrep such a hero among men? I'll wait patiently.

Cocktooth · 01-21-2009, 10:35 PM

What happened to the 2nd present DD???

DDTempest · 01-21-2009, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

What happened to the 2nd present DD???

It's downstairs on the counter. Haven't really cared to open it yet.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 11:40 PM

thats cold hearted, at least he put some thought into his gift, even though it was late. I hope this post makes you feel shameful.

Cocktooth · 01-22-2009, 12:11 AM

Mother fucker, You had a post in another thread. I didn't want a dumbass worthless gift for you. I got you 2 things that I thought could help you on your quest. I guess I didn't realize I was suppose to get him a shitty gift that didn't mean a god damn thing. After seeing all the other gifts, I thought mine would stand out. Guess since mine wasn't available until I sent it, I get the ass of the Nubblies world. Next year I will send you a Wolf shirt with a bag of cat litter. Enjoy that.

Orgazmo · 01-22-2009, 09:25 AM

That sounds like a fantastic gift.

How long would it take to get that shipped out?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-22-2009, 10:09 AM

probably something like 45 days.

DDTempest · 01-22-2009, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Mother fucker, You had a post in another thread. I didn't want a dumbass worthless gift for you. I got you 2 things that I thought could help you on your quest. I guess I didn't realize I was suppose to get him a shitty gift that didn't mean a god damn thing. After seeing all the other gifts, I thought mine would stand out. Guess since mine wasn't available until I sent it, I get the ass of the Nubblies world. Next year I will send you a Wolf shirt with a bag of cat litter. Enjoy that.

Your gift did stand out, for taking 43 days to send. Also, it's my understanding that you are banned from further Secret Santas.

Cocktooth · 01-22-2009, 12:32 PM

I banned my fucking self. What I wanted to send wasn't available the time I wanted to send. It's okay. Be an ungrateful bitch for me trying to start you on your pruning career.

DDTempest · 01-22-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

I banned my fucking self. What I wanted to send wasn't available the time I wanted to send. It's okay. Be an ungrateful bitch for me trying to start you on your pruning career.

Sounds like you are getting upset, I'll have an apology letter in the mail shortly ... you can expect it about 43 days from now.

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01-17-2009, 09:39 AM	#404 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Ouch. There goes your tree pruning skills.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-20-2009, 07:58 PM	#406 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Uh...am I the only one who hasn't gotten my shit yet?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-21-2009, 12:16 AM	#412 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Posting this to give everyone an opportunity to negrep if they see fit.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

01-21-2009, 12:19 AM	#413 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	so is that the real HCW or Dent? When is HCW coming back from Haiti?
	#YOLO

01-17-2009, 02:55 AM	#401 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	While the calender was my favorite, I have more appreciation for the fact that you burned it without looking.

01-17-2009, 03:37 AM	#402 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA, thats fucking awesome DDT

01-17-2009, 10:58 AM	#405 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Oh, so the book was about pruning trees. Did it have a special section about dealing with the disappointment of an insanely late christmas gift and then having to work up not only the courage to make it through the day, but also the wherewithal to return to some semblance of normal life? Perhaps a section on mending crushed dreams through pruning would be helpful. We'll never know. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

01-20-2009, 07:59 PM	#407 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Seriously, this is ridiculous. Can we unveil the deadbeat Santas, please?

01-20-2009, 08:01 PM	#408 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Blonde has a tough act to follow.

01-20-2009, 08:10 PM	#409 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	His deadbeat santa has been providing me with emails from the place he ordered the item. In other words, not entirely a deadbeat santa. That said...could that santa please pm me an update? Or at least inquire with the company shipping or something?

01-21-2009, 12:06 AM	#410 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Blonde, I've been asked to reveal that your Secret Santa is Heaven Can Wait. Unfortunately for you (and Dent), his 2 week trip to Cuba has turned into a 5+ week trip. Dent has graciously stepped in and tried to remedy this. The problem is that he keeps getting fucked when he tries to order you something. He's currently trying to figure out where the fuck your stuff is. That is all.

01-21-2009, 12:07 AM	#411 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	negrep that bitch.

01-21-2009, 12:26 AM	#414 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	I'm pretty sure orgazmo logged onto his account? And I'm not sure, he's fucking/living with one of the dancers at the hotel.

01-21-2009, 12:27 AM	#415 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	That sly dog!
	#YOLO

01-21-2009, 10:35 PM	#417 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	What happened to the 2nd present DD???
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-21-2009, 11:40 PM	#419 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	thats cold hearted, at least he put some thought into his gift, even though it was late. I hope this post makes you feel shameful.
	#YOLO

01-22-2009, 12:11 AM	#420 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Mother fucker, You had a post in another thread. I didn't want a dumbass worthless gift for you. I got you 2 things that I thought could help you on your quest. I guess I didn't realize I was suppose to get him a shitty gift that didn't mean a god damn thing. After seeing all the other gifts, I thought mine would stand out. Guess since mine wasn't available until I sent it, I get the ass of the Nubblies world. Next year I will send you a Wolf shirt with a bag of cat litter. Enjoy that.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too. Last edited by Cocktooth; 01-22-2009 at 03:59 AM.

01-22-2009, 09:25 AM	#421 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	That sounds like a fantastic gift. How long would it take to get that shipped out?

01-22-2009, 10:09 AM	#422 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	probably something like 45 days.

01-22-2009, 12:32 PM	#424 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I banned my fucking self. What I wanted to send wasn't available the time I wanted to send. It's okay. Be an ungrateful bitch for me trying to start you on your pruning career.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

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