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Ugly Bastard 04-14-2009 07:18 PM

Shortest Books Written by Nubblies Members
 
Accepting People from All Walks of Life by f3lix

Televisions Aren't Necessary by Shaw

The Virtues of Being Impulsive by Orgazmo

Finding Success in Your Early 20s by AcTivE

How to Finish a Novel by Repugnant Abomination

Waking Up Sober by SittinonDubsWGW

A Fulfilled Life: How Raising a Family Completed Me by Mr. Blonde

Finishing College on Time by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Ho' Ho' Ho': the Hobbyist's Guide to Excelling as a Secret Santa by Shaw

How to Upload Pictures by Dent

Eating Salads by ninjaface

The Kitchen: A Woman's Only True Place by Two Black Eyes

Following Through on Commitments by BigDongedHoe

Socialism by George W. Bush

Growing Up Without a Mother Figure by DDTemptest

Art: Who Needs It? by pliedes

Avoiding Colonoscopies by f3lix

If Everyone Jumped Off a Bridge, Would I Jump Too? No. by Mr. Blonde

DDTempest 04-14-2009 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378865)

Growing Up Without a Mother Figure by DDTemptest

You fail sir.

vaga1220 04-14-2009 07:47 PM

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Ho' Ho' Ho': the Hobbyist's Guide to Excelling as a Secret Santa by Shaw
That one made me lol.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 04-14-2009 08:05 PM

How to Successfully Suppress Your Inner Homosexual by DDTempest

I can open my eyes all the way and you can too! by Vaga

Make money off of Presidential Elections by Ugly Bastard

Keeping your Vagina a Secret by Orgazmo

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Two Black Eyes

Convince Your Mom You don't have Aspergers in Ten Simple Steps by Mr. Blonde.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork (Post 378868)
How to Successfully Suppress Your Inner Homosexual by DDTempest


That reminds me, I have been meaning to ask you where you are going to live after college? If you are going to live in the Indy area, I need a roommate.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 04-14-2009 08:17 PM

No idea, I have a phone interview with a company from fort wayne on Thursday *crosses fingers

I hope you're joking, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a roommate that looks like Ben Roethlisberger.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:19 PM

Do it Wrong Yourself Drywall Repair - Mr Blonde

How to not: Explain Recession Economics to Hookers - Ugly Bastard

Cats - Incredibledork

Dealing With Socially Acceptable Friends - Orgazmo

1,000 Ways to Not Make $1000 - AcTiVe

Not Showing Up Late and Missing the Point - Shaw

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork (Post 378870)
No idea, I have a phone interview with a company from fort wayne on Thursday *crosses fingers

I hope you're joking, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a roommate that looks like Ben Roethlisberger.

I am doing what is called a "feeler joke" so I can say that I am joking if necessary, but be semi-serious at the same time.

Ugly Bastard 04-14-2009 08:24 PM

... I think you're missing the point DDT.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:27 PM

Ok, whats the point? Explain it to me so I can get this thread back on track.

Ugly Bastard 04-14-2009 08:32 PM

Understanding the Point of this Thread by DDTempest

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest (Post 378871)
Do it Wrong Yourself Drywall Repair - Mr Blonde

How to not: Explain Recession Economics to Hookers - Ugly Bastard

Cats - Incredibledork

Dealing With Socially Acceptable Friends - Orgazmo

1,000 Ways to Not Make $1000 - AcTiVe

Not Showing Up Late and Missing the Point - Shaw

Ok, I have made the appropriate adjustments.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 04-14-2009 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest (Post 378872)
I am doing what is called a "feeler joke" so I can say that I am joking if necessary, but be semi-serious at the same time.

That's a fine maneuver. Mine was to appear aloof and give a vague answer, and then in the future if I was going to move to Indy, I would act as though I took your offer seriously and ask when would be a good time to move in. After I've moved in all my belongings in I would then I would announce that I am adopting a family of kittens.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork (Post 378877)
After I've moved in all my belongings in I would then I would announce that I am adopting a family of kittens.

Good thinking! This will save so much money on groceries. You are going to be the best domestic partner ever.

tonguegina 04-14-2009 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378865)
Avoiding Colonoscopies by f3lix

I can't help but feel that this one was overlooked. Good work, sir.

Mr. Blonde 04-14-2009 11:32 PM

lol @ Tempest not getting it

DJ FC 04-15-2009 03:47 AM

I love my book.

Autoerotic Abstinence by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Mr. Blonde 04-15-2009 04:00 AM

Helping You Realize The American Dream by Sittinondubs

The Alphabet of Manliness by Repugnant Abomination

Responsible Drug Use by Active

Preventing Feline Sexual Abuse by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Showing Your Tits For Dummies by TwoBlackEyes

Careers That Won't Get You Verbally Harassed In The Street by F3lix

Mr. Blonde 04-15-2009 09:59 AM

Full-Time Careers Appropriately Corresponding To Your Intelligence Level by Ninjaface and DDTempest

angry pancake 04-15-2009 10:01 AM

Shrooms: The secret to successful Basketball Picks --by Dent

How to Post Worthwhile and Witty Comments --AP

Successful Career Strategies --Ironic

Things I would not do for cubs tickets --Magiclit.

theMerciless1 04-15-2009 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by angry pancake (Post 378890)
Shrooms: The secret to successful Basketball Picks --by Dent

How to Post Worthwhile and Witty Comments --AP

Successful Career Strategies --Ironic

Things I would not do for cubs tickets --Magiclit.



lol. old school.

DJ FC 04-15-2009 11:26 AM

Living - Lucy Fur

Or

How to cheat and get away with it - Lucy Fur

Ugly Bastard 04-15-2009 11:48 AM

Screennames: Pick a Good One the First Time Around and You'll Never Feel the Need for Another One by angry pancake

Having a Healthy Sex Life by tonguegina

Prioritizing Your Life and Why Fantasy Football Deserves Top Slot by BigDongedHoe

Rooting for Local Teams by VOL

Making Strangers on an Internet Message Board Really Want to Meet You by vaga1220

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Schroeder

How to Keep Your Message Board from Enduring Years of Mediocrity by Orgazmo

angry pancake 04-15-2009 04:06 PM

On Sobriety and Clean Living --George Sherman.

Pliedes 04-15-2009 04:44 PM

lol at all three of these.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378897)
Having a Healthy Sex Life by tonguegina

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Schroeder

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake (Post 378900)
On Sobriety and Clean Living --George Sherman.



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