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Ugly Bastard 04-14-2009 07:18 PM

Shortest Books Written by Nubblies Members
 
Accepting People from All Walks of Life by f3lix

Televisions Aren't Necessary by Shaw

The Virtues of Being Impulsive by Orgazmo

Finding Success in Your Early 20s by AcTivE

How to Finish a Novel by Repugnant Abomination

Waking Up Sober by SittinonDubsWGW

A Fulfilled Life: How Raising a Family Completed Me by Mr. Blonde

Finishing College on Time by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Ho' Ho' Ho': the Hobbyist's Guide to Excelling as a Secret Santa by Shaw

How to Upload Pictures by Dent

Eating Salads by ninjaface

The Kitchen: A Woman's Only True Place by Two Black Eyes

Following Through on Commitments by BigDongedHoe

Socialism by George W. Bush

Growing Up Without a Mother Figure by DDTemptest

Art: Who Needs It? by pliedes

Avoiding Colonoscopies by f3lix

If Everyone Jumped Off a Bridge, Would I Jump Too? No. by Mr. Blonde

DDTempest 04-14-2009 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378865)

Growing Up Without a Mother Figure by DDTemptest

You fail sir.

vaga1220 04-14-2009 07:47 PM

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Ho' Ho' Ho': the Hobbyist's Guide to Excelling as a Secret Santa by Shaw
That one made me lol.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 04-14-2009 08:05 PM

How to Successfully Suppress Your Inner Homosexual by DDTempest

I can open my eyes all the way and you can too! by Vaga

Make money off of Presidential Elections by Ugly Bastard

Keeping your Vagina a Secret by Orgazmo

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Two Black Eyes

Convince Your Mom You don't have Aspergers in Ten Simple Steps by Mr. Blonde.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork (Post 378868)
How to Successfully Suppress Your Inner Homosexual by DDTempest


That reminds me, I have been meaning to ask you where you are going to live after college? If you are going to live in the Indy area, I need a roommate.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 04-14-2009 08:17 PM

No idea, I have a phone interview with a company from fort wayne on Thursday *crosses fingers

I hope you're joking, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a roommate that looks like Ben Roethlisberger.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:19 PM

Do it Wrong Yourself Drywall Repair - Mr Blonde

How to not: Explain Recession Economics to Hookers - Ugly Bastard

Cats - Incredibledork

Dealing With Socially Acceptable Friends - Orgazmo

1,000 Ways to Not Make $1000 - AcTiVe

Not Showing Up Late and Missing the Point - Shaw

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork (Post 378870)
No idea, I have a phone interview with a company from fort wayne on Thursday *crosses fingers

I hope you're joking, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a roommate that looks like Ben Roethlisberger.

I am doing what is called a "feeler joke" so I can say that I am joking if necessary, but be semi-serious at the same time.

Ugly Bastard 04-14-2009 08:24 PM

... I think you're missing the point DDT.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:27 PM

Ok, whats the point? Explain it to me so I can get this thread back on track.

Ugly Bastard 04-14-2009 08:32 PM

Understanding the Point of this Thread by DDTempest

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest (Post 378871)
Do it Wrong Yourself Drywall Repair - Mr Blonde

How to not: Explain Recession Economics to Hookers - Ugly Bastard

Cats - Incredibledork

Dealing With Socially Acceptable Friends - Orgazmo

1,000 Ways to Not Make $1000 - AcTiVe

Not Showing Up Late and Missing the Point - Shaw

Ok, I have made the appropriate adjustments.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 04-14-2009 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest (Post 378872)
I am doing what is called a "feeler joke" so I can say that I am joking if necessary, but be semi-serious at the same time.

That's a fine maneuver. Mine was to appear aloof and give a vague answer, and then in the future if I was going to move to Indy, I would act as though I took your offer seriously and ask when would be a good time to move in. After I've moved in all my belongings in I would then I would announce that I am adopting a family of kittens.

DDTempest 04-14-2009 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork (Post 378877)
After I've moved in all my belongings in I would then I would announce that I am adopting a family of kittens.

Good thinking! This will save so much money on groceries. You are going to be the best domestic partner ever.

tonguegina 04-14-2009 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378865)
Avoiding Colonoscopies by f3lix

I can't help but feel that this one was overlooked. Good work, sir.

Mr. Blonde 04-14-2009 11:32 PM

lol @ Tempest not getting it

DJ FC 04-15-2009 03:47 AM

I love my book.

Autoerotic Abstinence by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Mr. Blonde 04-15-2009 04:00 AM

Helping You Realize The American Dream by Sittinondubs

The Alphabet of Manliness by Repugnant Abomination

Responsible Drug Use by Active

Preventing Feline Sexual Abuse by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Showing Your Tits For Dummies by TwoBlackEyes

Careers That Won't Get You Verbally Harassed In The Street by F3lix

Mr. Blonde 04-15-2009 09:59 AM

Full-Time Careers Appropriately Corresponding To Your Intelligence Level by Ninjaface and DDTempest

angry pancake 04-15-2009 10:01 AM

Shrooms: The secret to successful Basketball Picks --by Dent

How to Post Worthwhile and Witty Comments --AP

Successful Career Strategies --Ironic

Things I would not do for cubs tickets --Magiclit.

theMerciless1 04-15-2009 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake (Post 378890)
Shrooms: The secret to successful Basketball Picks --by Dent

How to Post Worthwhile and Witty Comments --AP

Successful Career Strategies --Ironic

Things I would not do for cubs tickets --Magiclit.



lol. old school.

DJ FC 04-15-2009 11:26 AM

Living - Lucy Fur

Or

How to cheat and get away with it - Lucy Fur

Ugly Bastard 04-15-2009 11:48 AM

Screennames: Pick a Good One the First Time Around and You'll Never Feel the Need for Another One by angry pancake

Having a Healthy Sex Life by tonguegina

Prioritizing Your Life and Why Fantasy Football Deserves Top Slot by BigDongedHoe

Rooting for Local Teams by VOL

Making Strangers on an Internet Message Board Really Want to Meet You by vaga1220

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Schroeder

How to Keep Your Message Board from Enduring Years of Mediocrity by Orgazmo

angry pancake 04-15-2009 04:06 PM

On Sobriety and Clean Living --George Sherman.

Pliedes 04-15-2009 04:44 PM

lol at all three of these.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378897)
Having a Healthy Sex Life by tonguegina

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Schroeder

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake (Post 378900)
On Sobriety and Clean Living --George Sherman.


angry pancake 04-15-2009 05:19 PM

We Love Whitey: A collection of essays --Stu & Titan

angry pancake 04-15-2009 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378897)
Screennames: Pick a Good One the First Time Around and You'll Never Feel the Need for Another One by angry pancake

Ghost written by DJFC after his mom finds his posts.

Ugly Bastard 04-15-2009 06:35 PM

Dealing with Being Over-Appreciated by ninjaface

How to Keep in Touch with Friends During College by pliedes

The Power of Positive Thinking by tonguegina

Memoirs from a Man of his Word by BigDongedHoe

The Fan's Guide to All Things White Sox by Shaw

Eat, Pray, Love by Mr. Blonde

Peaceful Protesting by Dent

Walking by victim

tonguegina 04-15-2009 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 378907)
Walking by victim

This might be my new favorite.

vaga1220 04-15-2009 10:24 PM

How To Appear Sober In Public by Ninjaface.

Find The Woman Of your Dreams On Eharmony by F3lix.

Find The Woman Of your Dreams in Vegas by F3lix.

Don't Ever Be Thought Of As A Privileged Boy by bloodyfart forward by Repug.

The Black Man's Guide To Scoring Hot, Sexy, White Women by Walt (The real Walt)

How To Be Successful And Not Viewed As An Asshole by ur my bitch (Greg Davis The Train)

Grammar, Punctuation And Spelling by vaga1220.

Ugly Bastard 04-16-2009 12:22 AM

How to Advance a High School Basketball Team to Regionals by Jerad shaw

Capitalism: A Tribute to the Fiscal Policy That Got Us Here by Repugnant Abomination

Keeping Emotions Off the Internet by Mr. Blonde

Making an Unethical Dollar is Worse Than Not Making One at All by AcTivE

Getting Your Money in Good by f3lix

How to Win a Golden N by George W. Bush

Unworthy: Why I Chose Not to Make-Out with Ugly Bastard by Malibu with a Foreword from silver and cold

Why Masturbate Four Times Per Day When You Can Go for a Jog Instead? by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Finding a True Keeper by Landing Strip

angry pancake 04-16-2009 12:15 PM

Making sense of the Lucio Regime. --by Chee.

theMerciless1 04-16-2009 03:49 PM

LOL, we have a winner!

BigDongedHoe 04-16-2009 08:02 PM

Poker, Strippers, & Living the High Life: You Need None of These - Ugly Bastard

How to Hide Your Inner Homosexuality - Repug

How to Wifey a 10 In 6 Months - Mr. Blonde

Living Life Without Jim Beam and Husky - Shaw

Life as a White Male - Titan

A Step by Step Guide to Shaving Your Pubic Hair - IncredibleDork

Maintaining a Constant Presence on Your Internet Message Board - Beebs

Making Fun of Tuba Players Is Great - F3lix

vaga1220 04-18-2009 03:20 AM

Picking Up Hot Asian Sluts by Mr. Blond.

Ugly Bastard 09-28-2009 03:02 PM

Pulling Out by jerad shaw
Staying Faithful by SittinOnDubs
Proud to be a Hoosier by Mr. Blonde
Being Considerate of the Predicaments of Others by f3lix
The Fantasy Football Waiver System Explained by f3lix
Letting the Little Things Slide by DDT
I'll Show Them: Being the Toast of Your Class at School Reunions by tonguegina
How to Make People Feel Comfortable Around You by ID
A Bottle of Wine in Hand: The Complete Guide on Being a Gracious Houseguest by pliedes

BigDongedHoe 09-28-2009 05:34 PM

Fantasy Football for Dummies - f3lix

Orgazmo 09-28-2009 08:45 PM

How to correctly needle f3lix in this thread - BigDongedHoe

BigDongedHoe 09-29-2009 01:19 AM

How to not misinterpret an internet posters point - Orgazmo

THEINCREDIBLEdork 09-29-2009 06:39 PM

"How to Win at Threads: A Young Man's Journey" -BDH

BigDongedHoe 09-29-2009 09:00 PM

Controlling Your Inner Animal While Drinking - ID

BigDongedHoe 09-29-2009 09:05 PM

Defending my point for those of you that didn't catch it (Gaz and ID). If f3lix were to author the book "Fantasy Football for Dummies" then it would insinuate that he would have to be good enough at FFB to author the book. Since f3lix is obviously nothing close to a good FFB player it proved my point. +1

Orgazmo 09-29-2009 10:22 PM

How To Defend Points Well - BDH

THEINCREDIBLEdork 09-29-2009 10:37 PM

"Hey, Its Just the Internet, Don't Sweat It! 5 Power Tips to Appear in Control for Any Online Situation" -BDH

DDTempest 09-29-2009 10:42 PM

How To for the Heterosexual Male: Choosing Internet Avatars - ID

BigDongedHoe 09-29-2009 10:51 PM

Controlling Bladder Movements Under the Influence - ID

f3lix 09-10-2012 10:00 PM

How to accept others and not call them a faggot - DH
How to not mistake your ricer for an Aussie vehicle - DH
How to identify a great singer - DH
How to win a FFB Title in a Nubblies League - Orgazmo
How to be efficient with payments - BDH
How to be the best poster of 2012 - Ninjaface
How to live happily - Mr. Blonde
How to have multiple sexual partners in the 21st century - DH

Mr. Blonde 09-10-2012 10:04 PM

Haha hey my book is a work in progress!

DJ FC 09-11-2012 09:28 AM

Says the man who didn't get laid for a calendar year!?

angry pancake 09-11-2012 10:29 AM

I don't recall f3lix ever making such an admission here.


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