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Ugly Bastard · 04-14-2009, 07:18 PM

Accepting People from All Walks of Life by f3lix

Televisions Aren't Necessary by Shaw

The Virtues of Being Impulsive by Orgazmo

Finding Success in Your Early 20s by AcTivE

How to Finish a Novel by Repugnant Abomination

Waking Up Sober by SittinonDubsWGW

A Fulfilled Life: How Raising a Family Completed Me by Mr. Blonde

Finishing College on Time by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Ho' Ho' Ho': the Hobbyist's Guide to Excelling as a Secret Santa by Shaw

How to Upload Pictures by Dent

Eating Salads by ninjaface

The Kitchen: A Woman's Only True Place by Two Black Eyes

Following Through on Commitments by BigDongedHoe

Socialism by George W. Bush

Growing Up Without a Mother Figure by DDTemptest

Art: Who Needs It? by pliedes

Avoiding Colonoscopies by f3lix

If Everyone Jumped Off a Bridge, Would I Jump Too? No. by Mr. Blonde

DDTempest · 04-14-2009, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Growing Up Without a Mother Figure by DDTemptest

You fail sir.

vaga1220 * · 04-14-2009, 07:47 PM

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Ho' Ho' Ho': the Hobbyist's Guide to Excelling as a Secret Santa by Shaw

That one made me lol.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-14-2009, 08:05 PM

How to Successfully Suppress Your Inner Homosexual by DDTempest

I can open my eyes all the way and you can too! by Vaga

Make money off of Presidential Elections by Ugly Bastard

Keeping your Vagina a Secret by Orgazmo

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Two Black Eyes

Convince Your Mom You don't have Aspergers in Ten Simple Steps by Mr. Blonde.

DDTempest · 04-14-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

How to Successfully Suppress Your Inner Homosexual by DDTempest

That reminds me, I have been meaning to ask you where you are going to live after college? If you are going to live in the Indy area, I need a roommate.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-14-2009, 08:17 PM

No idea, I have a phone interview with a company from fort wayne on Thursday *crosses fingers

I hope you're joking, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a roommate that looks like Ben Roethlisberger.

DDTempest · 04-14-2009, 08:19 PM

Do it Wrong Yourself Drywall Repair - Mr Blonde

How to not: Explain Recession Economics to Hookers - Ugly Bastard

Cats - Incredibledork

Dealing With Socially Acceptable Friends - Orgazmo

1,000 Ways to Not Make $1000 - AcTiVe

Not Showing Up Late and Missing the Point - Shaw

DDTempest · 04-14-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

No idea, I have a phone interview with a company from fort wayne on Thursday *crosses fingers

I hope you're joking, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a roommate that looks like Ben Roethlisberger.

I am doing what is called a "feeler joke" so I can say that I am joking if necessary, but be semi-serious at the same time.

Ugly Bastard · 04-14-2009, 08:24 PM

... I think you're missing the point DDT.

DDTempest · 04-14-2009, 08:27 PM

Ok, whats the point? Explain it to me so I can get this thread back on track.

Ugly Bastard · 04-14-2009, 08:32 PM

Understanding the Point of this Thread by DDTempest

DDTempest · 04-14-2009, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Do it Wrong Yourself Drywall Repair - Mr Blonde

How to not: Explain Recession Economics to Hookers - Ugly Bastard

Cats - Incredibledork

Dealing With Socially Acceptable Friends - Orgazmo

1,000 Ways to Not Make $1000 - AcTiVe

Not Showing Up Late and Missing the Point - Shaw

Ok, I have made the appropriate adjustments.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-14-2009, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I am doing what is called a "feeler joke" so I can say that I am joking if necessary, but be semi-serious at the same time.

That's a fine maneuver. Mine was to appear aloof and give a vague answer, and then in the future if I was going to move to Indy, I would act as though I took your offer seriously and ask when would be a good time to move in. After I've moved in all my belongings in I would then I would announce that I am adopting a family of kittens.

DDTempest · 04-14-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

After I've moved in all my belongings in I would then I would announce that I am adopting a family of kittens.

Good thinking! This will save so much money on groceries. You are going to be the best domestic partner ever.

tonguegina · 04-14-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Avoiding Colonoscopies by f3lix

I can't help but feel that this one was overlooked. Good work, sir.

Mr. Blonde · 04-14-2009, 11:32 PM

lol @ Tempest not getting it

DJ FC · 04-15-2009, 03:47 AM

I love my book.

Autoerotic Abstinence by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2009, 04:00 AM

Helping You Realize The American Dream by Sittinondubs

The Alphabet of Manliness by Repugnant Abomination

Responsible Drug Use by Active

Preventing Feline Sexual Abuse by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Showing Your Tits For Dummies by TwoBlackEyes

Careers That Won't Get You Verbally Harassed In The Street by F3lix

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2009, 09:59 AM

Full-Time Careers Appropriately Corresponding To Your Intelligence Level by Ninjaface and DDTempest

angry pancake · 04-15-2009, 10:01 AM

Shrooms: The secret to successful Basketball Picks --by Dent

How to Post Worthwhile and Witty Comments --AP

Successful Career Strategies --Ironic

Things I would not do for cubs tickets --Magiclit.

theMerciless1 · 04-15-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by angry pancake

Shrooms: The secret to successful Basketball Picks --by Dent

How to Post Worthwhile and Witty Comments --AP

Successful Career Strategies --Ironic

Things I would not do for cubs tickets --Magiclit.

lol. old school.

DJ FC · 04-15-2009, 11:26 AM

Living - Lucy Fur

Or

How to cheat and get away with it - Lucy Fur

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2009, 11:48 AM

Screennames: Pick a Good One the First Time Around and You'll Never Feel the Need for Another One by angry pancake

Having a Healthy Sex Life by tonguegina

Prioritizing Your Life and Why Fantasy Football Deserves Top Slot by BigDongedHoe

Rooting for Local Teams by VOL

Making Strangers on an Internet Message Board Really Want to Meet You by vaga1220

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Schroeder

How to Keep Your Message Board from Enduring Years of Mediocrity by Orgazmo

angry pancake · 04-15-2009, 04:06 PM

On Sobriety and Clean Living --George Sherman.

Pliedes · 04-15-2009, 04:44 PM

lol at all three of these.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Having a Healthy Sex Life by tonguegina

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Schroeder

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake

On Sobriety and Clean Living --George Sherman.

04-14-2009, 07:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Shortest Books Written by Nubblies Members Accepting People from All Walks of Life by f3lix Televisions Aren't Necessary by Shaw The Virtues of Being Impulsive by Orgazmo Finding Success in Your Early 20s by AcTivE How to Finish a Novel by Repugnant Abomination Waking Up Sober by SittinonDubsWGW A Fulfilled Life: How Raising a Family Completed Me by Mr. Blonde Finishing College on Time by THEINCREDIBLEdork Ho' Ho' Ho': the Hobbyist's Guide to Excelling as a Secret Santa by Shaw How to Upload Pictures by Dent Eating Salads by ninjaface The Kitchen: A Woman's Only True Place by Two Black Eyes Following Through on Commitments by BigDongedHoe Socialism by George W. Bush Growing Up Without a Mother Figure by DDTemptest Art: Who Needs It? by pliedes Avoiding Colonoscopies by f3lix If Everyone Jumped Off a Bridge, Would I Jump Too? No. by Mr. Blonde

04-14-2009, 08:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	How to Successfully Suppress Your Inner Homosexual by DDTempest I can open my eyes all the way and you can too! by Vaga Make money off of Presidential Elections by Ugly Bastard Keeping your Vagina a Secret by Orgazmo How to Win Friends and Influence People by Two Black Eyes Convince Your Mom You don't have Aspergers in Ten Simple Steps by Mr. Blonde.
	#YOLO

04-14-2009, 08:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	No idea, I have a phone interview with a company from fort wayne on Thursday *crosses fingers I hope you're joking, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a roommate that looks like Ben Roethlisberger.
	#YOLO

04-15-2009, 03:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I love my book. Autoerotic Abstinence by THEINCREDIBLEdork
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

04-15-2009, 09:59 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Full-Time Careers Appropriately Corresponding To Your Intelligence Level by Ninjaface and DDTempest
	Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 04-15-2009 at 10:02 AM.

04-14-2009, 08:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	... I think you're missing the point DDT.

04-14-2009, 08:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Understanding the Point of this Thread by DDTempest

04-14-2009, 11:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	lol @ Tempest not getting it

04-15-2009, 04:00 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Helping You Realize The American Dream by Sittinondubs The Alphabet of Manliness by Repugnant Abomination Responsible Drug Use by Active Preventing Feline Sexual Abuse by THEINCREDIBLEdork Showing Your Tits For Dummies by TwoBlackEyes Careers That Won't Get You Verbally Harassed In The Street by F3lix

04-15-2009, 11:26 AM	#22 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Living - Lucy Fur Or How to cheat and get away with it - Lucy Fur
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. Last edited by DJ FC; 04-15-2009 at 11:29 AM.

04-15-2009, 11:48 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Screennames: Pick a Good One the First Time Around and You'll Never Feel the Need for Another One by angry pancake Having a Healthy Sex Life by tonguegina Prioritizing Your Life and Why Fantasy Football Deserves Top Slot by BigDongedHoe Rooting for Local Teams by VOL Making Strangers on an Internet Message Board Really Want to Meet You by vaga1220 I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Schroeder How to Keep Your Message Board from Enduring Years of Mediocrity by Orgazmo

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