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Repugnant Abomination · 12-17-2010, 06:15 PM

Very nice.

ninjaface · 12-17-2010, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitacious B

All in all, I'm pretty stoked about my gifts, and would like to thank my Secret Santa, who, according to my calculations (i.e. the address on the box.) is Ninjaface.* Thank you for the gifts, I found Jesus thanks to you.

*If those calculations are wrong, then to whoever you are, manythanks.

Your calculations are correct. I'm glad you enjoyed the contents of the box.

angry pancake · 12-17-2010, 09:15 PM

That was an awesome gift. Fruit's secret santa came through in spades.

Orgazmo · 12-18-2010, 01:11 AM

Absolutely fantastic gift.

I will pay you $8 shipped for the drunk belt buckle.

Fruitacious B · 12-18-2010, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Absolutely fantastic gift.

I will pay you $8 shipped for the drunk belt buckle.

Sold.

DDTempest · 12-18-2010, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I'm starting to worry that I drew a deadbeat Secret Santa.

At least you didn't get a subscription to Playboy ... you can still hold out hope of opening something sweet.

Ugly Bastard · 12-18-2010, 12:39 PM

Oh my god!!!! What a kickass gift!!! Secret Santa has really been stepped up in 2k10.

thekremlin · 12-18-2010, 12:59 PM

I agree with UB. A subscription to playboy is a kickass gift.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-18-2010, 01:16 PM

Not if you're gay though. poor ddt.

DDTempest · 12-18-2010, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

The basic rules are that the gift should have a relative value of at least $20...but, of course, a participant is able to gift whatever they please. That figure it thrown out there so that Santas have at least a little bit of an idea on what to gift. The main goal is to make the recipient feel like the Santa gave a shit.

Also, all gifts should arrive by Christmas. In years past, a gift that arrives by New Years is considered okay too...but gifts that are many, many days late (Shaw/Blonde) are not acceptable.

This. Porn is free. Mediocre articles are free.

ninjaface · 12-18-2010, 09:23 PM

I hate to be a negative Nancy or even a worried Wilma, but we are one week away from Christmas with no mention of the impending gifts that have yet to be received.

angry pancake · 12-18-2010, 10:42 PM

Fuck, I'm glad I didn't draw DDT. I kinda get the impression he'd be bitching regardless.

Ironic Mustache · 12-19-2010, 01:47 AM

Public opinion poll: Would you rather get all of your gift at once on the 27th-29th, or would you rather get 97% on the 24th (followed by 3% on the 27th-2th)?

Orgazmo · 12-19-2010, 01:55 AM

All at once imo.

I think gifts that arrive by the first of the year can be considered a success.

Ironic Mustache · 12-19-2010, 02:06 AM

I agree. Also, I'm working on posting my present as we speak. There was a technical problem that had to do with me having one of my elves helping me. Pictures to follow in about 10 minutes.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-19-2010, 02:18 AM

12 minutes later...

I can't stand the suspense!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2010, 02:24 AM

I want my fucking present now Santa.

Orgazmo · 12-19-2010, 02:37 AM

Tick tock, motherfucker.

Ironic Mustache · 12-19-2010, 03:08 AM

Sorry for the wait.

So here it is folks, the Ironic Mustache package opening:

So I noticed packaging problems from the get. Not at all indicative of a bad present, but for sure indicative of the poor planning and utter fucking garbage that will come into play later when I get framed by bullshit……..

I was pleasantly surprised, however, by this:

NSFW

And it gets better from here… A sweet mermaid tattoo, which at first glance looks like a fat mermaid, but is actually just a mirage and is a normal mermaid with weird hair.

Not sure what the fuck this is for, but I promise to find some awesome use for it. It has a voice sensor and I think it's for giving epileptic kids seizures. It might just be a flashing light of some kind with no batteries but we'll find out later its true usage. Anything with a voice sensor has potential.

Moving on… Next, the card. You’ll notice it is meant for a black son. It is not at all lost on me that there is an entire demographic for Christmas cards for black fathers who are not present for their son’s holiday celebrations. There's probably a whole section for this niche.

Here is the booty almost in its entirety:

Wait, did I mention there were individually wrapped gifts as well? Well there are, and here they are:

This is labeled in the card as the leg from a championship cock fighter from my home country (Mexico for those of you who don’t know me from nubblies, but also for those of you who actually know me and know that I’m in no way shape or form Mexican, but choose to ignore the fact due to its comedic value (I don’t think any of you know me in IRL, so I might as well just be Mexican)). Championship cock legs go for like 8 billion pesos, which is like $4 American, so I can only deduce that this is from someone who knows their shit. At any rate, it lasted as my new back scratcher for a few minutes until my cat took off with it and I had to put it away.

And now a moment of silence for el campeón that once was.

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

Moving on. This was the gift marked numero dos (2). I don’t know where it came from, and I don’t care for the implications at all.

Picture #3: Fuck you Santa, you think you know me? You think you can just bring up France and don’t think I’m not going to bring up Spain? Fuck you for real Santa, we’ll see what’s up. You don’t think a motha fucka can’t get gangsta up in here? Spain bitch... People don't forget... Spain.

And a final usage of the mermaid tattoo:

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2010, 03:38 AM

seems pretty incriminating.

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2010, 03:57 AM

I googled Hope Dworacyzk not two lines into your post.

Ironic Mustache · 12-19-2010, 04:01 AM

Yeah that bitch is incredible. I didn't know about her before this either, and I love me some brunettes. Her tits are a little too fake for my taste though.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-19-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

I hate to be a negative Nancy or even a worried Wilma, but we are one week away from Christmas with no mention of the impending gifts that have yet to be received.

HO HO HO COCKBAG! YOUR SHIT SHOULD BE THERE TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY!!!

ALSO REPUG SENT ME A MESSAGE TO TELL DJFC HIS SHIT IS ON THE WAY AND "FUCK YOU FOR LIVING OUT OF THE COUNTRY"

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2010, 11:28 AM

Things are not looking up for me

DJ FC · 12-19-2010, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fucking Santa

HO HO HO COCKBAG! YOUR SHIT SHOULD BE THERE TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY!!!

ALSO REPUG SENT ME A MESSAGE TO TELL DJFC HIS SHIT IS ON THE WAY AND "FUCK YOU FOR LIVING OUT OF THE COUNTRY"

God damnit Santa. I guess it's Karma that I know my Santa.

12-18-2010, 01:16 PM	#159 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Not if you're gay though. poor ddt.
	#YOLO

12-19-2010, 01:47 AM	#163 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Public opinion poll: Would you rather get all of your gift at once on the 27th-29th, or would you rather get 97% on the 24th (followed by 3% on the 27th-2th)?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-19-2010, 02:06 AM	#165 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I agree. Also, I'm working on posting my present as we speak. There was a technical problem that had to do with me having one of my elves helping me. Pictures to follow in about 10 minutes.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-19-2010, 02:24 AM	#167 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	I want my fucking present now Santa.
	#YOLO

12-19-2010, 03:08 AM	#169 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Sorry for the wait. So here it is folks, the Ironic Mustache package opening: So I noticed packaging problems from the get. Not at all indicative of a bad present, but for sure indicative of the poor planning and utter fucking garbage that will come into play later when I get framed by bullshit…….. I was pleasantly surprised, however, by this: NSFW And it gets better from here… A sweet mermaid tattoo, which at first glance looks like a fat mermaid, but is actually just a mirage and is a normal mermaid with weird hair. Not sure what the fuck this is for, but I promise to find some awesome use for it. It has a voice sensor and I think it's for giving epileptic kids seizures. It might just be a flashing light of some kind with no batteries but we'll find out later its true usage. Anything with a voice sensor has potential. Moving on… Next, the card. You’ll notice it is meant for a black son. It is not at all lost on me that there is an entire demographic for Christmas cards for black fathers who are not present for their son’s holiday celebrations. There's probably a whole section for this niche. Here is the booty almost in its entirety: Wait, did I mention there were individually wrapped gifts as well? Well there are, and here they are: This is labeled in the card as the leg from a championship cock fighter from my home country (Mexico for those of you who don’t know me from nubblies, but also for those of you who actually know me and know that I’m in no way shape or form Mexican, but choose to ignore the fact due to its comedic value (I don’t think any of you know me in IRL, so I might as well just be Mexican)). Championship cock legs go for like 8 billion pesos, which is like $4 American, so I can only deduce that this is from someone who knows their shit. At any rate, it lasted as my new back scratcher for a few minutes until my cat took off with it and I had to put it away. And now a moment of silence for el campeón that once was. . . . . . . . . . . . . Moving on. This was the gift marked numero dos (2). I don’t know where it came from, and I don’t care for the implications at all. Picture #3: Fuck you Santa, you think you know me? You think you can just bring up France and don’t think I’m not going to bring up Spain? Fuck you for real Santa, we’ll see what’s up. You don’t think a motha fucka can’t get gangsta up in here? Spain bitch... People don't forget... Spain. And a final usage of the mermaid tattoo:
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 12-19-2010 at 03:16 AM.

12-17-2010, 06:15 PM	#151 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Very nice.

12-18-2010, 01:11 AM	#154 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Absolutely fantastic gift. I will pay you $8 shipped for the drunk belt buckle.

12-18-2010, 12:39 PM	#157 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Oh my god!!!! What a kickass gift!!! Secret Santa has really been stepped up in 2k10.

12-18-2010, 12:59 PM	#158 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I agree with UB. A subscription to playboy is a kickass gift.

12-18-2010, 09:23 PM	#161 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I hate to be a negative Nancy or even a worried Wilma, but we are one week away from Christmas with no mention of the impending gifts that have yet to be received.

12-19-2010, 01:55 AM	#164 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	All at once imo. I think gifts that arrive by the first of the year can be considered a success.

12-19-2010, 02:18 AM	#166 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	12 minutes later... I can't stand the suspense!

12-19-2010, 02:37 AM	#168 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Tick tock, motherfucker.

12-19-2010, 03:38 AM	#170 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	seems pretty incriminating.
	#YOLO

12-19-2010, 03:57 AM	#171 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I googled Hope Dworacyzk not two lines into your post.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-19-2010, 04:01 AM	#172 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah that bitch is incredible. I didn't know about her before this either, and I love me some brunettes. Her tits are a little too fake for my taste though.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-19-2010, 11:28 AM	#174 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Things are not looking up for me
	#YOLO

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