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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-22-2008, 10:42 PM

I can troubleshoot retards beforehand through AIM to get their vent working. It would be best to do this before the night begins.

Dent · 12-24-2008, 05:00 PM

I have a teamspeak server, by far the easiest way, its the same as vent, just a lot less bullshit.
Also for video, justin.tv? is it possible to make a private channel there?
26th is no good for me, drinking alone on boxing day doesn't sound very sexy.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-24-2008, 05:07 PM

great song

YouTube - George Thorogood I Drink Alone

DDTempest · 12-24-2008, 06:00 PM

I will probably be over at Orgazmo's on the 26th as well ... how about Pliedes just drinks on camera and we'll watch you. Just as much fun right?

Pliedes · 12-24-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I will probably be over at Orgazmo's on the 26th as well ... how about Pliedes just drinks on camera and we'll watch you. Just as much fun right?

Uh, for you guys maybe....where's my motivation?

Though...I'll be leaving my house to hit the Post Office that day. And I'll be picking up a block of PBR anyway.... Alright, you convinced me. Since I can't attend the gathering at Orgazmo's, I may as well be there in spirit....spirits....drunk and distant, basically.

DDTempest · 12-24-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Uh, for you guys maybe....where's my motivation?

Though...I'll be leaving my house to hit the Post Office that day. And I'll be picking up a block of PBR anyway.... Alright, you convinced me. Since I can't attend the gathering at Orgazmo's, I may as well be there in spirit....spirits....drunk and distant, basically.

quoted for guilting at a later date.

Pliedes · 12-24-2008, 08:22 PM

Touche, sir.

So long as you all are drinking, I'll be drinking. Probably in greater quantity....but I wager much humour will follow.

DJ FC · 01-05-2009, 07:23 AM

So did this happen?

I missed a bunch of nubblies happenings during the holidays.

I'd also like to mentioned that I neg-repped Active for saying Guiness is thick. Guiness isn't thick, and it's only 125 calories per serving. You think it's thick because it's black. But it isn't thick - you are.

I'll try to make a Guiness post later.

CHEERS

W.

AcTivE · 01-05-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W. Bush

So did this happen?

I missed a bunch of nubblies happenings during the holidays.

I'd also like to mentioned that I neg-repped Active for saying Guiness is thick. Guiness isn't thick, and it's only 125 calories per serving. You think it's thick because it's black. But it isn't thick - you are.

I'll try to make a Guiness post later.

CHEERS

W.

I think 90% of the people, except those that live overseas (because they think they are cool), would think that Guiness is a thicker beer. And I also said for "most" people.

You are an idiot good sir.

ooo, you are "thick" ..what a fag douche

Dent · 01-05-2009, 08:14 AM

Guiness isn't thick because its 125 calories per serving?
Now we're measuring the thickness of something on calorific content?

DJ FC · 01-05-2009, 08:20 AM

No.

What I mean is this:

People say Guiness is a thick, heavy, fattening, and alcoholic beer.

When really it's not very heavy, it's only 4% alcohol, the thickness is in the head, and it's about as fattening as a normal lager.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-05-2009, 01:02 PM

only 4% alcohol?? thats another reason to avoid guiness.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2009, 02:00 PM

It depends on where you're drinking it. Supposedly it ranges from a little over 4%, all the way up to 8%.

Orgazmo · 01-05-2009, 02:33 PM

I normally drink mine in the ass to get the highest percentage possible.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2009, 03:19 PM

Funnel style eh? A favorite of mine as well.

DDTempest · 01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

The real question is how many grams of protein does it have per bottle? I think a beer that has FUCKING PROTEIN in it may qualify as being thick.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-05-2009, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I normally drink mine in the ass to get the highest percentage possible.

I really am tempted to try this sometime. I need someone to hold the funnel and poor it in my ass though...

ninjaface · 01-05-2009, 08:07 PM

With a bit of planning, I think you could manage to do it all by yourself and record it. Set up some sort of stand for the funnel, get a long tube, a shut-off valve, some beer and presto! After that, set up your camera and you're golden or maybe golden brown if you shit out the beer.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-06-2009, 02:50 AM

I thought for sure i would get more takers...

Mr. Blonde · 01-06-2009, 10:30 AM

I realize our skin and organs are mostly porous and can absorb things that are pressed against it/enveloping it, but I don't understand why you would absorb more quickly from your ass. It doesn't make sense that our body would absorb the most from the one place in our body where we excrete the most bacteria/waste...remind me not to hold it in.

Any explanations?

DDTempest · 01-06-2009, 11:12 AM

Nutrition is absorbed through your intestinal lining.

Orgazmo · 01-06-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by http://www.enematips.com/beerorwinen.html

Beer or wine can be used, you will want them to be warm. Surprisingly you will get quite drunk. Possibly you will be dangerously drunk so you should be careful. It is a good idea to mix wine at half-strength the first time you use alcohol in an enema.

Alcohol is absorbed much more quickly in the intestines than in the stomach, so you need to be really careful.

Using hard alcohol is NOT A GOOD IDEA. You can die from this.

It might be worth a mention that mixing drugs (alcohol in this case) and strange medical procedures can be a bad idea.

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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-06-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I realize our skin and organs are mostly porous and can absorb things that are pressed against it/enveloping it, but I don't understand why you would absorb more quickly from your ass. It doesn't make sense that our body would absorb the most from the one place in our body where we excrete the most bacteria/waste...remind me not to hold it in.

Any explanations?

the area near your pooper and large intestine is where like 90%+ of all water from our waste is absorbed back into the body. when shit travels down the very long small intestine it is watery mush before it is shaped into a formed solid turd near you pooper.

remember, all that bacteria/waste is from your own body. however, the absorption process leave all that crap behind and only absorbs what is dissolved/binded to the water, like alcohol. the bacteria is left behind.

here is a dead dog

Mr. Blonde · 01-06-2009, 04:45 PM

I realize intestines, but most everybody just said "ass", so i thought you were referring to the rectum. When I think of most things going up asses (all the time), it usually only involves the rectum area. But I suppose it makes sense like this...basically giving yourself a beer enema.

Dent · 01-06-2009, 05:06 PM

How would you get the beer to the intestines? I doubt it would just drain into it, even upside down I could see the ass rejecting it. Plus you would have to be upside down for a long period of time, I honestly think you'd just squirt it out, probably involuntary.

12-22-2008, 10:42 PM	#76 (permalink)
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01-05-2009, 07:23 AM	#83 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	So did this happen? I missed a bunch of nubblies happenings during the holidays. I'd also like to mentioned that I neg-repped Active for saying Guiness is thick. Guiness isn't thick, and it's only 125 calories per serving. You think it's thick because it's black. But it isn't thick - you are. I'll try to make a Guiness post later. CHEERS W.
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01-05-2009, 08:20 AM	#86 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	No. What I mean is this: People say Guiness is a thick, heavy, fattening, and alcoholic beer. When really it's not very heavy, it's only 4% alcohol, the thickness is in the head, and it's about as fattening as a normal lager.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-05-2009, 01:02 PM	#87 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	only 4% alcohol?? thats another reason to avoid guiness.
	#YOLO

01-05-2009, 02:00 PM	#88 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It depends on where you're drinking it. Supposedly it ranges from a little over 4%, all the way up to 8%.
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12-24-2008, 05:00 PM	#77 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,523 Internets: 183146	I have a teamspeak server, by far the easiest way, its the same as vent, just a lot less bullshit. Also for video, justin.tv? is it possible to make a private channel there? 26th is no good for me, drinking alone on boxing day doesn't sound very sexy.

12-24-2008, 06:00 PM	#79 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	I will probably be over at Orgazmo's on the 26th as well ... how about Pliedes just drinks on camera and we'll watch you. Just as much fun right?

12-24-2008, 08:22 PM	#82 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Touche, sir. So long as you all are drinking, I'll be drinking. Probably in greater quantity....but I wager much humour will follow.

01-05-2009, 08:14 AM	#85 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,523 Internets: 183146	Guiness isn't thick because its 125 calories per serving? Now we're measuring the thickness of something on calorific content?

01-05-2009, 02:33 PM	#89 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,726 Internets: 311447	I normally drink mine in the ass to get the highest percentage possible.

01-05-2009, 03:19 PM	#90 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Funnel style eh? A favorite of mine as well.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM	#91 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	The real question is how many grams of protein does it have per bottle? I think a beer that has FUCKING PROTEIN in it may qualify as being thick.

01-05-2009, 08:07 PM	#93 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	With a bit of planning, I think you could manage to do it all by yourself and record it. Set up some sort of stand for the funnel, get a long tube, a shut-off valve, some beer and presto! After that, set up your camera and you're golden or maybe golden brown if you shit out the beer.

01-06-2009, 02:50 AM	#94 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I thought for sure i would get more takers...
	#YOLO

01-06-2009, 10:30 AM	#95 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I realize our skin and organs are mostly porous and can absorb things that are pressed against it/enveloping it, but I don't understand why you would absorb more quickly from your ass. It doesn't make sense that our body would absorb the most from the one place in our body where we excrete the most bacteria/waste...remind me not to hold it in. Any explanations?
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01-06-2009, 11:12 AM	#96 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	Nutrition is absorbed through your intestinal lining.

01-06-2009, 04:45 PM	#99 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I realize intestines, but most everybody just said "ass", so i thought you were referring to the rectum. When I think of most things going up asses (all the time), it usually only involves the rectum area. But I suppose it makes sense like this...basically giving yourself a beer enema.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-06-2009, 05:06 PM	#100 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,523 Internets: 183146	How would you get the beer to the intestines? I doubt it would just drain into it, even upside down I could see the ass rejecting it. Plus you would have to be upside down for a long period of time, I honestly think you'd just squirt it out, probably involuntary.

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