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DJ FC · 11-13-2011, 04:29 PM

Do you remember the beer specials at "Jakes?"

Wasn't it like a 3 dollar cover and then 20 cent beers or something amazingly stupid like that???

St. Anky · 11-13-2011, 04:43 PM

i wouldnt count malt liquor as beer. I just dont think I can...

DDTempest · 11-13-2011, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by j money

I present to you Big Flats Lager Beer.

"It's the water that makes it"

Walgreens had 24 cans on sale for $7.96 and I could not pass it up. It blew my mind that 24 beers were ONLY $7.96 + Tax.

The "water" that 'makes' this premium beer is very overpowering. It tastes similar to a dirty mixture of water, piss, and random chemicals. The aftertaste is what gets me. The only way I can describe it is a 'nasty fucking chemical aftertaste' Don't get me wrong, there are worst beers out there (see AP's post above) and I wasn't exactly expecting a incredible mind blowing bavarian lager. Big Flats is a decent beer after your good beer. After a decent buzz the nasty aftertaste is hardly recognized. Also, at .33 cents a beer the price cannot be beat.

Its somewhat disgusting how much of this shit we sell ... regular price is $2.99 a six pack ... there is also a recently released "light" version. Mostly the trashiest people in the universe buy it ... or ironic college kids.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-13-2011, 11:15 PM

This thread makes me feel like I'm hungover.

j money · 12-17-2011, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Its somewhat disgusting how much of this shit we sell ... regular price is $2.99 a six pack ... there is also a recently released "light" version. Mostly the trashiest people in the universe buy it ... or ironic college kids.

Tempest,
wtf is going on with big flats? I had every intention of buying a massive amount tonight as I saw it was .99 cents a 6 pack. I went to 2 different walgreens today and I was told it was discontinued? I was crushed and had to settle for a better tasting beer.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-18-2011, 02:27 AM

website is up. email them to see where you can buy and tell them how much you enjoy their lager. post results.

DDTempest · 12-18-2011, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j money

Tempest,
wtf is going on with big flats? I had every intention of buying a massive amount tonight as I saw it was .99 cents a 6 pack. I went to 2 different walgreens today and I was told it was discontinued? I was crushed and had to settle for a better tasting beer.

Well its shit, pure and simple. When your goal is to produce a $2.99 a six pack beer, you can't expect anything good. As far as it being discontinued? Haven't received word of that at my store yet, but I know that only broke ass motherfuckers buy the shit anymore and even most of those guys don't come back for seconds.

angry pancake · 12-19-2011, 08:00 AM

So maybe Big Flats is worse than malt liquor? When the niggers won't buy/steal it any longer, that's really the lowest of the low.

ninjaface · 02-23-2012, 08:22 PM

This is probably my favorite beer at the moment.

I highly suggest picking up a 6 pack. It's so fucking smooth and delicious. Somewhat similar to Guiness, but way better IMO. For a more lengthy and wordy review, check out this website.

How to pour the perfect Nitro pint - YouTube

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