Only post actions. Go.

*Waits for people to post some funny shit

Sits here, confused.

*enters thread with severe disappointment in himself, not to mention a severe distaste for *t*h*e*s*e* *t*h*i*n*g*s*

*is fucking tired

[ August 14, 2003, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

*wonders who's dick Harry is talking about and, more importantly, why the fuck he'd share that

*edits his post b/c it doesn't make much sense anymore since Harry edited his

[ August 14, 2003, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

*wonders what the fuck J.C. is talking about

*wonders how many people I could murder if I pulled my own "columbine" type deal...*

*concludes that a little over 200 is about right..."

*contemplates the chances that Piledes would shoot him

*snickers to himself at how Harry plays dumb after posting something obviously homoerotic... then editing it

*waits for someone to leave this fucking thread to post in 'nothing'

*contemplates how I definately wouldn't shoot Alpha, but I'd definatley take requests (on who to take out) from Alpha beforehand...*

*wonders who Piledes is

*thinks Orgazmo should wander to the topic titled Vitruvio...*

*sees that Piledes is actually Alpha (along with a number of other identities)

*wonders if Piledes is related to Pliedes

*doesn't wonder about who Pliedes/DirtyHarry/Victim/Vitruvio/StabmasterArson is... because I am all, and more.*

*does wonder who Piledes is...*

*ponders who is actually typing this... Piledes, or himself

*points in the direction of the "nothing" thread so that Jesus Chrystler will see my post from last night...

[ August 14, 2003, 02:22 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]

*points towards a pile of feces in order to redirect the conversation to something a bit more interesting

*likes fact that there is a thread all about people posting what action they are doing next to asterisks...

*scratches balls for a couple seconds and waits for interesting shit to happen

*scratches balls for pure enjoyment of scratching balls...

[ August 14, 2003, 02:37 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]

*worries that he might like this thread afterall
*punches self in face
*still likes the thread

*scratches balls also

*asks himself the point of all this, and proceeds to post anyway

*wonders why the fuck there is no macaroni and cheese in the house

*proceeds to kill and eat a housecat