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Calamity Jane · 04-23-2005, 12:07 PM

"You're the gayest monster since gay ever came to gaytown!"
-Master Shake [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mr. Blonde · 04-23-2005, 12:15 PM

bravo.

04-25-2005, 01:15 AM

My roommates and I enjoy watching made for TV movies because... well you can't intentionally make anything that funny. They are so fucking terrible.

Today's quote of the day comes from the recent made for TV movie "Locusts,"

"Due to their genetic engineering, the surviving locusts are sterile,"

This quote came at the very end of the movie, because the playwrights were so damn bad at making the whole movie that they needed some way to end the damn thing. We laughed so hard when they said this quote. It came out of nowhere, and had nothing backing it up.

[ April 24, 2005, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

the Butcher · 04-25-2005, 01:27 AM

this actually happened a few weeks ago, but i remember it clearly due to its humor factor.

there's a guy i work with who sucks at life. i hate him and the woman i also work with hates him. anyways, the woman is a total biker...has been her whole life. we were discussing said shithead, and she chimed in the quote of the day.

"i got some biker friends who'd buttfuck him for the hell of it."

i have never laughed so hard at my job in my entire life.

MAGICLIT · 04-27-2005, 05:45 PM

"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong"
- Bertrand Russell

05-12-2005, 02:38 AM

"Answer the following question with a 'no.' Is this guy with you?" - Cashier at Sam's Club

"No." - Me

"Good, because if he was I'd have to card him too." - Replies the man, referring to my friend (who isn't 21) who was with me while I was buying beer.

What a badass.

Ironic Mustache · 05-12-2005, 12:36 PM

"That guy is a badass."

-Ironic Mustache in reference to cashier in blonde's quote.

[ May 12, 2005, 10:37 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 03:45 PM

The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. - Benjamin Mays

Ironic Mustache · 05-12-2005, 03:50 PM

"Fuck you and your non-leave-of-absense-granting asses."

That will be the quote of the day anyway.

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 03:55 PM

Think that one through bro.

StabMaster Arson · 05-17-2005, 09:26 PM

"Ew! Your balls are sticky!"
"Why are they sticky?"

Mr. Blonde · 08-31-2005, 11:59 AM

On a modeling website FAQ...

Q.....I'm 5'2", 180#, and lost a leg in the war. Should I apply?

A.....For Veteran's benefits, yes. To IndyModels, no.

Niger Angelus · 08-31-2005, 01:37 PM

HAHA.

Beebs · 08-31-2005, 02:52 PM

"Did you steal my pupe trimmer?"
"That was your pube trimmer?"
"Oh shit, you've been using my pube trimmer for your face, did you like it?"

08-31-2005, 04:40 PM

"Hey lets take a couple shots and go to Wendys"

"Nah, it's only 3pm... I don't drink and drive this early"

ninjaface · 09-01-2005, 09:20 PM

"I toss a mean salad."
- Hillary Clinton

Ugly Bastard · 09-13-2005, 01:42 PM

Professor: From what country do men report having the largest penis size?

Black Guy Behind Me: Africa!!

-Ugly Bastard

MAGICLIT · 09-13-2005, 01:44 PM

LOL, what country though really?

Ugly Bastard · 09-13-2005, 01:52 PM

France was the answer with an average size of 6.2 inches. America was somewhere in the middle with a 5.0 average size.

-Ugly Bastard

theMerciless1 · 09-13-2005, 01:54 PM

lol. silly nig-nog doesnt know his geography.

Ironic Mustache · 09-13-2005, 02:44 PM

Irexico.

Niger Angelus · 10-26-2005, 01:26 AM

'I can't buy a drink, I have chior practice tomorrow'
'If you have choir practice I don't think you should be in a strip club' - Watress
'Oh it is ok, God can't see inside strip clubs, there are no windows'
-Phil Werner

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-30-2005, 10:35 PM

"If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather."

-Yiddish

02-15-2006, 04:37 PM

My economic forecasting and statistics prof. had the class in an uproar twice today:

"There are people who think to forecast is to challenge All-mighty God, but we do it every day. Should you study for your exam? It's highly probable that the world will continue to be here on Monday and we will have an exam; so you should study."

"I want you to show some enthusiasm. Say 'Oh what a weekend it will be now that I know that R^2 = SSR/SST!!!'"

-Professor Kang

Heaven Can Wait · 03-01-2006, 06:53 PM

"Grip it like your pulling a nigger off your mother"
- My Dad just before I tried for a max deadlift.

04-23-2005, 12:15 PM	#152 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	bravo.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-25-2005, 01:15 AM	#153 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	My roommates and I enjoy watching made for TV movies because... well you can't intentionally make anything that funny. They are so fucking terrible. Today's quote of the day comes from the recent made for TV movie "Locusts," "Due to their genetic engineering, the surviving locusts are sterile," This quote came at the very end of the movie, because the playwrights were so damn bad at making the whole movie that they needed some way to end the damn thing. We laughed so hard when they said this quote. It came out of nowhere, and had nothing backing it up. [ April 24, 2005, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-25-2005, 01:27 AM	#154 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	this actually happened a few weeks ago, but i remember it clearly due to its humor factor. there's a guy i work with who sucks at life. i hate him and the woman i also work with hates him. anyways, the woman is a total biker...has been her whole life. we were discussing said shithead, and she chimed in the quote of the day. "i got some biker friends who'd buttfuck him for the hell of it." i have never laughed so hard at my job in my entire life.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

04-27-2005, 05:45 PM	#155 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong" - Bertrand Russell
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-12-2005, 02:38 AM	#156 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	"Answer the following question with a 'no.' Is this guy with you?" - Cashier at Sam's Club "No." - Me "Good, because if he was I'd have to card him too." - Replies the man, referring to my friend (who isn't 21) who was with me while I was buying beer. What a badass.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-23-2005, 12:07 PM	#151 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	"You're the gayest monster since gay ever came to gaytown!" -Master Shake [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-12-2005, 12:36 PM	#157 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	"That guy is a badass." -Ironic Mustache in reference to cashier in blonde's quote. [ May 12, 2005, 10:37 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-12-2005, 03:45 PM	#158 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. - Benjamin Mays
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-12-2005, 03:50 PM	#159 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	"Fuck you and your non-leave-of-absense-granting asses." That will be the quote of the day anyway.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-12-2005, 03:55 PM	#160 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Think that one through bro.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-17-2005, 09:26 PM	#161 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	"Ew! Your balls are sticky!" "Why are they sticky?"
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-31-2005, 11:59 AM	#162 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	On a modeling website FAQ... Q.....I'm 5'2", 180#, and lost a leg in the war. Should I apply? A.....For Veteran's benefits, yes. To IndyModels, no.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-31-2005, 01:37 PM	#163 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	HAHA.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-31-2005, 02:52 PM	#164 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	"Did you steal my pupe trimmer?" "That was your pube trimmer?" "Oh shit, you've been using my pube trimmer for your face, did you like it?"

08-31-2005, 04:40 PM	#165 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	"Hey lets take a couple shots and go to Wendys" "Nah, it's only 3pm... I don't drink and drive this early"
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

09-01-2005, 09:20 PM	#166 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	"I toss a mean salad." - Hillary Clinton

09-13-2005, 01:42 PM	#167 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Professor: From what country do men report having the largest penis size? Black Guy Behind Me: Africa!! -Ugly Bastard

09-13-2005, 01:44 PM	#168 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	LOL, what country though really?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

09-13-2005, 01:52 PM	#169 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	France was the answer with an average size of 6.2 inches. America was somewhere in the middle with a 5.0 average size. -Ugly Bastard

09-13-2005, 01:54 PM	#170 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	lol. silly nig-nog doesnt know his geography.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

09-13-2005, 02:44 PM	#171 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Irexico.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2005, 01:26 AM	#172 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	'I can't buy a drink, I have chior practice tomorrow' 'If you have choir practice I don't think you should be in a strip club' - Watress 'Oh it is ok, God can't see inside strip clubs, there are no windows' -Phil Werner
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-30-2005, 10:35 PM	#173 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	"If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather." -Yiddish
	#YOLO

02-15-2006, 04:37 PM	#174 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	My economic forecasting and statistics prof. had the class in an uproar twice today: "There are people who think to forecast is to challenge All-mighty God, but we do it every day. Should you study for your exam? It's highly probable that the world will continue to be here on Monday and we will have an exam; so you should study." "I want you to show some enthusiasm. Say 'Oh what a weekend it will be now that I know that R^2 = SSR/SST!!!'" *-Professor Kang*
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-01-2006, 06:53 PM	#175 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	"Grip it like your pulling a nigger off your mother" - My Dad just before I tried for a max deadlift.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.