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Quote of the Day 02.10.03
"I'm retiring....I'll give you my review on your sex in the morning.....wait a minute....that was probably one of those instances where i didn't want to say "sex' randomly...." -Ugly Bastard |
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Nice quote from Combat Chuck but he already kinda resembles one! A cute one of course like an orangatang, but probably one of those goofy ones always scratching their ass!
"Haha all those people in that minivan actually believed us that their luggage fell off! LOOK They're turning, HOLY SHIT they're turning off the highway!" -anonymous... |
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"Anyways, we so look forward to seeing and hanging out with all of you again very soon, and in the meantime, keep headbanging. oh, but dont headbang while you drive, that would be dangerous. see ya soon!"
-The guy who signed my microphone (a.k.a. Jason Boyd of Audiovent) |
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"Hello everyone,
I recently made an adult film involving animals and was referred to this site by one of the owners. In this film I had to anally and vaginally take several dozen large dogs over the period of three hours or so. The problem I'm having is that in the four days since filming i have had excess "cum flakes" falling out of my panties and shorts. It's very embarassing. The flakes resemble dandruff but are sort of yellowish. I blow a lot of flakes when I pass gas or after intercourse. I have tried douching my colon and vagina several times, but still cannot get the flakes out. I know they are semen flakes because they taste like dog semen, so I am sure it is not a skin irritational issue." -Wow |
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"I'm gonna be alright and you're gonna be alright, you don't gotta hold my hand, just walk with me tonight"
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give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
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