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BigDongedHoe · 12-06-2003, 10:28 PM

You may think "where in the fuck is the hand." However if you take a look at the little caption you'll see why this was the most amazing poker hand for me. I won a 30 dollar entry tourney to get my bankroll up and said "what the fuck we'll try a 50" being the total dumbass I am. I enter and win and shit my bankroll is looking better than it ever has. I'm considering entering a 100 dollar tournament, the heart is saying yes but my common sense is saying "what the fuck are you thinking quit while your ahead." For those of you that know me I'm sure you'll know which one I end up picking

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[ December 07, 2003, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Orgazmo · 01-15-2004, 05:38 PM

Nothing...nothing at all compares to the hand of poker which I was just involved. Sure, it ended up costing me a little over 20 bones to be part of...but it was worth every fucking cent.

Following is the hand history from partypoker. I urge you to read it before looking at the final picture. Try to form your own judgments as to what everyone has. I'll give a summary of it all after the hand history (and before the picture).

***** Hand History for Game 335066833 *****
0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Thu Jan 15 14:10:42 EST 2004
Table Card Room Table 2712 (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: jrussell3176 ( $5.40)
Seat 2: TaintedJack ( $45.70)
Seat 3: Gonzy ( $25.70)
Seat 4: sparkdog ( $49.20)
Seat 5: Takk91 ( $22.30)
Seat 6: WGHarding ( $27.85)
Seat 7: REFIMAN ( $41.45)
Seat 8: ahh_snap ( $30.45)
Seat 9: loki25 ( $25.10)
Seat 10: willowaces ( $21.25)
Takk91 posts small blind (0.25)
WGHarding posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
REFIMAN raises (1) to 1
ahh_snap folds.
loki25 raises (3) to 3
willowaces raises (8) to 8
jrussell3176 calls (5.40)
jrussell3176 calls all-In.
TaintedJack folds.
Gonzy calls (8)
sparkdog folds.
Takk91 calls (7.75)
WGHarding folds.
REFIMAN raises (40.45) to 41.45
REFIMAN calls all-In.
loki25 calls (22.10)
loki25 calls all-In.
willowaces calls (13.25)
willowaces calls all-In.
Gonzy calls (17.70)
Gonzy calls all-In.
Takk91 calls (14.30)
Takk91 calls all-In.

In case you can't put that together too well...this is what it means. The first raises 50 cents, the next guy reraises 2 dollars, the third guy reraises 5 more dollars (to 8), the fourth guy puts all of his chips in to call (5.40), the fifth guy folds (finally, someone goes out), the 7th guy calls the $8 bet...and then the action is to me. I have pocket 6's at this point...nothing too strong, but with this much action the implied odds are huge. I call the bet knowing that I'm an underdog going in...but I have about a 12% chance of hitting another 6 on the flop...and, if I do that, I figure I'm virtually assured to win all of the cash. I call the $8. The guy after me folds (making 2 folders), and the action goes back to the first guy...the guy that originally raised 50 cents. He reraises with all of his money. He was the chip leader at the table, meaning that, in order for anyone to call his bet, that person would have to put all of their chips in as well. It went around and every fucking person called the bet. I was the last to act, but, with $8 already invested and the huge fucking pot in front of me, I had to put the rest in. So I did.

What happened next?

Since everyone was all-in, the cards came one right after another. The flop came:

King of Spades, Ace of Diamonds, Ace of Spades

Right now I'm thinking "fuck." Someone surely has an ace...there are 6 fucking people all-in right now. One of us has to have an ace...and there's probably someone with pocket kings out there too. The 6's just aren't looking too hot. Of course, I could still hit one to give me a full house (which would beat the fucker with an ace, but not the guy with kings) of course, all of this is speculation running through my mind as 50 miles per hour as the turn and river keep coming.

The turn comes:

Two of Diamonds

That didn't help anyone...

And the river comes:

Six of Fucking Diamonds

Fuck yes. I now have a great fucking hand...but, before I can start counting my new money, the cards are flipped...

Neat...

Ugly Bastard · 01-15-2004, 05:53 PM

I was watching this hand vividly as it happened. As soon as I saw that six on the river (knowing Orgazmo had 6s), I got so fucking excited at the huge pot he was about to take down.

Then all of the side pots started distributing to everyone, I was just watching his hand waiting for a huge pot to come his way...nothing. I look up, four of a kind aces. In-fucking-sane.

That's the type of shit that people see, then retire from poker from.

-Ugly Bastard

BrassMonkees · 01-15-2004, 10:27 PM

$125 pot...reminds me of one of mine, too bad my two pictures i saved from my two most amazing hands are at home. i'll post those bears as soon as i can.

floppin the 4 aces though...amazing

Orgazmo · 01-15-2004, 10:46 PM

The four aces...it's alright...but I've seen it before. It's the fucking 6 pocket pairs that's crazy to me.

Ugly Bastard · 01-15-2004, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
It's the fucking 6 pocket pairs that's crazy to me.

Four of which were extrememly formidable.

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2004, 11:34 PM

It's always fun calling preflop with garbage, making people go on tilt by the way you bet, and taking them for quite a few dollars.

Never underestimate the power of calling or raising with a shitty hand every 40-50 hands.

-Ugly Bastard

[ January 20, 2004, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Ugly Bastard · 01-28-2004, 10:47 PM

I win.

-Ugly Bastard

drumkideric · 01-29-2004, 01:08 AM

Today I was playing a Texas Holdem' tourny with some of my friends, and I went all in without looking at my cards. The flop was 4 King King. 4th Street was a Jack, and The River was an Ace. My friend called me with 2 pair knowing that I hadn't looked at my cards. I ended up having pocket kings, so I had 4 of a kind kings. I couldn't belive it. I ended up winning the tourny and making some good money.

Pliedes · 01-29-2004, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drumkideric:
blah blah something about texas hold'em blah blah

So, you wanna play with us next time we're all in town?

Elegy · 01-29-2004, 07:57 PM

Best thing about this hand was that TLP pulled a flush on the turn. He wrote something like "Pocket 7s!! That is so fucking lame!"

Eat it, Bitch!

f3lix · 01-29-2004, 10:33 PM

since "fucking" shows up in the chat without censor.

drumkideric · 01-29-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
So, you wanna play with us next time we're all in town?

Yeah, if you really want to loose your money.

Pliedes · 01-29-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drumkideric:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Pliedes:
So, you wanna play with us next time we're all in town?

Yeah, if you really want to loose your money.</font>[/quote][insert laughter here]

Alright, you're in the next game.

Elegy · 01-29-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
since "fucking" shows up in the chat without censor.

Alright, so I forgot what he said. It was something like that though.

Elegy · 02-01-2004, 03:51 AM

I think God is trying to tell me I'm playing too much poker.

Ugly Bastard · 02-01-2004, 06:27 AM

Why don't you play No Limit?

-Ugly Bastard

Elegy · 02-01-2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Why don't you play No Limit?

-Ugly Bastard

because 3110 is all the fake money I've got.

Elegy · 02-02-2004, 03:55 AM

uh, yeah, so another good hand, probably one of the best I've ever seen.

Ugly Bastard · 02-02-2004, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elegy:
because 3110 is all the fake money I've got.

Why don't you just get more? You can request more, you know.

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 02-02-2004, 07:18 PM

I just saw a guy flop a spaded royal flush. I had A3, when the flop came, I was like "hmm...I may have the best hand here, let's see." Not by a longshot...I'm glad I didn't hit a full house or something.

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 02-06-2004, 07:02 PM

I just trapped this guy like a schoolgirl in the janitor's closet for almost $300-large.

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 02-10-2004, 03:30 PM

The funny thing is the Szarlotka guy was pondering a call as well. That's what sandbagging did for me in that instance the dumb fuckers.

Ugly Bastard · 02-10-2004, 04:15 PM

Touche. Nice hand.

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 02-13-2004, 03:36 AM

Wish I had the visual, but the text will have to do...notice the flush draw that gets on there...

f3lix raises (110) to 110
f3lix is all-In.
iahkid folds.
EasyBluff shown [Fold,Call(95),Raise(175)to(390)]
EasyBluff folds.
tippy27 shown [Fold,Call(80),Raise(160)to(375)]
tippy27 calls (80)
cloner folds.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 2s, Qs, 4s ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ As ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Ac ]
Creating Main Pot with $265 with f3lix
** Summary **
Main Pot: 265 |
Board: [ 2s Qs 4s As Ac ]
jmw4884 balance 430, didn't bet (folded)
Genofurman balance 1105, didn't bet (folded)
cloner balance 960, lost 30 (folded)
f3lix balance 265, bet 110, collected 265, net +155 [ Ad Ah ] [ four of a kind, aces -- Ad,Ah,As,Ac,Qs ]
iahkid balance 910, didn't bet (folded)
EasyBluff balance 1070, lost 15 (folded)
tippy27 balance 910, lost 110 [ 9c 8h ] [ a pair of aces -- As,Ac,Qs,9c,8h ]
billi2772 balance 650, didn't bet (folded)
TubacJaK balance 475, didn't bet (folded)
Smoogie balance 1225, didn't bet (folded)

12-06-2003, 10:28 PM	#51 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	You may think "where in the fuck is the hand." However if you take a look at the little caption you'll see why this was the most amazing poker hand for me. I won a 30 dollar entry tourney to get my bankroll up and said "what the fuck we'll try a 50" being the total dumbass I am. I enter and win and shit my bankroll is looking better than it ever has. I'm considering entering a 100 dollar tournament, the heart is saying yes but my common sense is saying "what the fuck are you thinking quit while your ahead." For those of you that know me I'm sure you'll know which one I end up picking . [ December 07, 2003, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-15-2004, 10:27 PM	#54 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	$125 pot...reminds me of one of mine, too bad my two pictures i saved from my two most amazing hands are at home. i'll post those bears as soon as i can. floppin the 4 aces though...amazing
	neither here nor there...

01-29-2004, 01:08 AM	#59 (permalink)
drumkideric Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 59 Internets: 10	Today I was playing a Texas Holdem' tourny with some of my friends, and I went all in without looking at my cards. The flop was 4 King King. 4th Street was a Jack, and The River was an Ace. My friend called me with 2 pair knowing that I hadn't looked at my cards. I ended up having pocket kings, so I had 4 of a kind kings. I couldn't belive it. I ended up winning the tourny and making some good money.
	Rock On

02-10-2004, 03:30 PM	#73 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	The funny thing is the Szarlotka guy was pondering a call as well. That's what sandbagging did for me in that instance the dumb fuckers.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

02-13-2004, 03:36 AM	#75 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Wish I had the visual, but the text will have to do...notice the flush draw that gets on there... f3lix raises (110) to 110 f3lix is all-In. iahkid folds. EasyBluff shown [Fold,Call(95),Raise(175)to(390)] EasyBluff folds. tippy27 shown [Fold,Call(80),Raise(160)to(375)] tippy27 calls (80) cloner folds. Dealing Flop : [ 2s, Qs, 4s ] Dealing Turn : [ As ] Dealing River : [ Ac ] Creating Main Pot with $265 with f3lix Summary Main Pot: 265 \| Board: [ 2s Qs 4s As Ac ] jmw4884 balance 430, didn't bet (folded) Genofurman balance 1105, didn't bet (folded) cloner balance 960, lost 30 (folded) f3lix balance 265, bet 110, collected 265, net +155 [ Ad Ah ] [ four of a kind, aces -- Ad,Ah,As,Ac,Qs ] iahkid balance 910, didn't bet (folded) EasyBluff balance 1070, lost 15 (folded) tippy27 balance 910, lost 110 [ 9c 8h ] [ a pair of aces -- As,Ac,Qs,9c,8h ] billi2772 balance 650, didn't bet (folded) TubacJaK balance 475, didn't bet (folded) Smoogie balance 1225, didn't bet (folded)
	Last edited by f3lix; 04-01-2012 at 12:07 PM.

01-15-2004, 05:38 PM	#52 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Nothing...nothing at all compares to the hand of poker which I was just involved. Sure, it ended up costing me a little over 20 bones to be part of...but it was worth every fucking cent. Following is the hand history from partypoker. I urge you to read it before looking at the final picture. Try to form your own judgments as to what everyone has. I'll give a summary of it all after the hand history (and before the picture). *** Hand History for Game 335066833 * 0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Thu Jan 15 14:10:42 EST 2004 Table Card Room Table 2712 (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button Total number of players : 10 Seat 1: jrussell3176 ( $5.40) Seat 2: TaintedJack ( $45.70) Seat 3: Gonzy ( $25.70) Seat 4: sparkdog ( $49.20) Seat 5: Takk91 ( $22.30) Seat 6: WGHarding ( $27.85) Seat 7: REFIMAN ( $41.45) Seat 8: ahh_snap ( $30.45) Seat 9: loki25 ( $25.10) Seat 10: willowaces ( $21.25) Takk91 posts small blind (0.25) WGHarding posts big blind (0.50) Dealing down cards REFIMAN raises (1) to 1 ahh_snap folds. loki25 raises (3) to 3 willowaces raises (8) to 8 jrussell3176 calls (5.40) jrussell3176 calls all-In. TaintedJack folds. Gonzy calls (8) sparkdog folds. Takk91 calls (7.75) WGHarding folds. REFIMAN raises (40.45) to 41.45 REFIMAN calls all-In. loki25 calls (22.10) loki25 calls all-In. willowaces calls (13.25) willowaces calls all-In. Gonzy calls (17.70) Gonzy calls all-In. Takk91 calls (14.30) Takk91 calls all-In. In case you can't put that together too well...this is what it means. The first raises 50 cents, the next guy reraises 2 dollars, the third guy reraises 5 more dollars (to 8), the fourth guy puts all of his chips in to call (5.40), the fifth guy folds (finally, someone goes out), the 7th guy calls the $8 bet...and then the action is to me. I have pocket 6's at this point...nothing too strong, but with this much action the implied odds are huge. I call the bet knowing that I'm an underdog going in...but I have about a 12% chance of hitting another 6 on the flop...and, if I do that, I figure I'm virtually assured to win all of the cash. I call the $8. The guy after me folds (making 2 folders), and the action goes back to the first guy...the guy that originally raised 50 cents. He reraises with all of his money. He was the chip leader at the table, meaning that, in order for anyone to call his bet, that person would have to put all of their chips in as well. It went around and every fucking person called the bet. I was the last to act, but, with $8 already invested and the huge fucking pot in front of me, I had to put the rest in. So I did. What happened next? Since everyone was all-in, the cards came one right after another. The flop came: King of Spades, Ace of Diamonds, Ace of Spades Right now I'm thinking "fuck." Someone surely has an ace...there are 6 fucking people all-in right now. One of us has to have an ace...and there's probably someone with pocket kings out there too. The 6's just aren't looking too hot. Of course, I could still hit one to give me a full house (which would beat the fucker with an ace, but not the guy with kings) of course, all of this is speculation running through my mind as 50 miles per hour as the turn and river keep coming. The turn comes: Two of Diamonds That didn't help anyone... And the river comes: Six of Fucking Diamonds** Fuck yes. I now have a great fucking hand...but, before I can start counting my new money, the cards are flipped... Neat...

01-15-2004, 05:53 PM	#53 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I was watching this hand vividly as it happened. As soon as I saw that six on the river (knowing Orgazmo had 6s), I got so fucking excited at the huge pot he was about to take down. Then all of the side pots started distributing to everyone, I was just watching his hand waiting for a huge pot to come his way...nothing. I look up, four of a kind aces. In-fucking-sane. That's the type of shit that people see, then retire from poker from. -Ugly Bastard

01-15-2004, 10:46 PM	#55 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	The four aces...it's alright...but I've seen it before. It's the fucking 6 pocket pairs that's crazy to me.

01-20-2004, 11:34 PM	#57 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It's always fun calling preflop with garbage, making people go on tilt by the way you bet, and taking them for quite a few dollars. Never underestimate the power of calling or raising with a shitty hand every 40-50 hands. -Ugly Bastard [ January 20, 2004, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

01-28-2004, 10:47 PM	#58 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I win. -Ugly Bastard

01-29-2004, 07:57 PM	#61 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Best thing about this hand was that TLP pulled a flush on the turn. He wrote something like "Pocket 7s!! That is so fucking lame!" Eat it, Bitch!

01-29-2004, 10:33 PM	#62 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	since "fucking" shows up in the chat without censor.

02-01-2004, 03:51 AM	#66 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	I think God is trying to tell me I'm playing too much poker.

02-01-2004, 06:27 AM	#67 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Why don't you play No Limit? -Ugly Bastard

02-02-2004, 03:55 AM	#69 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	uh, yeah, so another good hand, probably one of the best I've ever seen.

02-02-2004, 07:18 PM	#71 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I just saw a guy flop a spaded royal flush. I had A3, when the flop came, I was like "hmm...I may have the best hand here, let's see." Not by a longshot...I'm glad I didn't hit a full house or something. -Ugly Bastard

02-06-2004, 07:02 PM	#72 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I just trapped this guy like a schoolgirl in the janitor's closet for almost $300-large. -Ugly Bastard

02-10-2004, 04:15 PM	#74 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Touche. Nice hand. -Ugly Bastard