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Carnivorous Flavor · 02-27-2005, 04:28 AM

BTW...i always lose at any card game....

Orgazmo · 03-04-2005, 12:57 AM

Poor sons of bitches.

Mr. Blonde · 03-04-2005, 01:10 AM

Mr. Orange, eh?

Orgazmo · 03-04-2005, 01:15 AM

I'm one half of Mr.Orange, yes.

Ironic Mustache · 03-04-2005, 02:59 PM

Why the shit did pyxster stay in that whole time with pocket eights while there were two over cards?

Gaz must be a slow play champion.

Orgazmo · 03-04-2005, 04:36 PM

Pyxster was all-in preflop. He only had like $4 to start with. I left this part of the story out becaues it makes it not nearly as cool.

I made large bet on the flop to which the other douche checkraised himself all-in.

Ironic Mustache · 03-04-2005, 05:14 PM

3 treys is ok, but I would have to know the chip stack to make any judgement calls. He did have the lowest 3 of a kind still... Chances are he was going to win, but you proved why you can't just play the odds all the time.

Ugly Bastard · 03-04-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
3 treys is ok

With all due respect, a set of any kind is an absolute monster and rarely is beat by a higher set. That guy had a monster hand at the wrong time, and I'm $6.50 richer because of it.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 03-04-2005, 07:40 PM

Yeah I said chances were that he was going to win, but you have to know all the factors that's why I said I wasn't going to say anything about it.

Ugly Bastard · 03-04-2005, 07:42 PM

I'm confused now

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 03-04-2005, 07:44 PM

Here's Mr.Orange doing the dirty deed from a few nights ago, this time with me at the controls:

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 03-20-2005, 07:56 PM

Another straight flush brought to you by Mr.Orange:

-Ugly Bastard

[ March 20, 2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Orgazmo · 03-29-2005, 11:38 PM

$125 of this pot went in preflop. The other $30 went in on the flop...and would have no matter what came on the flop (it was Pot Limit...and the douchebag refused to put his other $15 in pre).

Niger Angelus · 03-30-2005, 03:47 AM

I had a flush the other night while playing with people, in person, at a real table.

f3lix · 03-30-2005, 10:12 AM

Ugly Bastard · 03-30-2005, 02:04 PM

Who are you?

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 03-30-2005, 02:12 PM

I am not in the game, dbentbroad is a friend of mine, who sent that to me.

Ugly Bastard · 03-30-2005, 02:32 PM

A.) I'm a dumbass. I forgot UB adjusts the table to put you at the bottom when you sit down.

B.) I'm not in the business of viewing non-f3lix hands. Thank you.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 04-03-2005, 07:52 PM

Oh Fuck!

Orgazmo · 04-05-2005, 10:07 PM

Oh Fuck! I did it again!

I go 2+ years without a royal...then get 2 in 3 days? What the fuck?

Ugly Bastard · 04-05-2005, 10:47 PM

Quite the feat. My penis just swells when I see posts like this.

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 04-06-2005, 09:17 AM

how the fuck does Mr.Orange keep getting straight flushes?!?!

Ugly Bastard · 04-06-2005, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
how the fuck does Mr.Orange keep getting straight flushes?!?!

Playing like 19,000 hands a week never hurt shit.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 04-06-2005, 03:04 PM

Closer to 7,000 I'd say...but yeah. Then again, three royals in 2 months is still pretty impressive.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-06-2005, 04:15 PM

So are you too lads actually making money?

02-27-2005, 04:28 AM	#151 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	BTW...i always lose at any card game....
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03-04-2005, 01:10 AM	#153 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Mr. Orange, eh?
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03-04-2005, 02:59 PM	#155 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Why the shit did pyxster stay in that whole time with pocket eights while there were two over cards? Gaz must be a slow play champion.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-04-2005, 05:14 PM	#157 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	3 treys is ok, but I would have to know the chip stack to make any judgement calls. He did have the lowest 3 of a kind still... Chances are he was going to win, but you proved why you can't just play the odds all the time.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-04-2005, 07:40 PM	#159 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah I said chances were that he was going to win, but you have to know all the factors that's why I said I wasn't going to say anything about it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-04-2005, 12:57 AM	#152 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Poor sons of bitches.

03-04-2005, 01:15 AM	#154 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I'm one half of Mr.Orange, yes.

03-04-2005, 04:36 PM	#156 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Pyxster was all-in preflop. He only had like $4 to start with. I left this part of the story out becaues it makes it not nearly as cool. I made large bet on the flop to which the other douche checkraised himself all-in.

03-04-2005, 07:42 PM	#160 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'm confused now -Ugly Bastard

03-04-2005, 07:44 PM	#161 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Here's Mr.Orange doing the dirty deed from a few nights ago, this time with me at the controls: -Ugly Bastard

03-20-2005, 07:56 PM	#162 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Another straight flush brought to you by Mr.Orange: -Ugly Bastard [ March 20, 2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

03-29-2005, 11:38 PM	#163 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	$125 of this pot went in preflop. The other $30 went in on the flop...and would have no matter what came on the flop (it was Pot Limit...and the douchebag refused to put his other $15 in pre).

03-30-2005, 03:47 AM	#164 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I had a flush the other night while playing with people, in person, at a real table.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-30-2005, 10:12 AM	#165 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510

03-30-2005, 02:04 PM	#166 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Who are you? -Ugly Bastard

03-30-2005, 02:12 PM	#167 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I am not in the game, dbentbroad is a friend of mine, who sent that to me.

03-30-2005, 02:32 PM	#168 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	A.) I'm a dumbass. I forgot UB adjusts the table to put you at the bottom when you sit down. B.) I'm not in the business of viewing non-f3lix hands. Thank you. -Ugly Bastard

04-03-2005, 07:52 PM	#169 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Oh Fuck!

04-05-2005, 10:07 PM	#170 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Oh Fuck! I did it again! I go 2+ years without a royal...then get 2 in 3 days? What the fuck?

04-05-2005, 10:47 PM	#171 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Quite the feat. My penis just swells when I see posts like this. -Ugly Bastard

04-06-2005, 09:17 AM	#172 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	how the fuck does Mr.Orange keep getting straight flushes?!?!

04-06-2005, 03:04 PM	#174 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Closer to 7,000 I'd say...but yeah. Then again, three royals in 2 months is still pretty impressive.

04-06-2005, 04:15 PM	#175 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	So are you too lads actually making money?
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