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Ironic Mustache · 12-09-2010, 01:20 AM

It was one of the shittiest half hours or so of my life. I can only imagine how you IRL friends felt.

Orgazmo · 12-09-2010, 01:23 AM

I think she refused to admit that she was tricked by that post. That led to her people turning on her and, eventually, her self-ejection from the site.

Ironic Mustache · 12-09-2010, 03:14 PM

I just realized I have a pair of boxers that are more than 8 years old and even though they aren't in great shape, I can't bring myself to get rid of them.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-09-2010, 04:36 PM

I've never liked Mr. Blonde. I only pretended to because I felt bad for him.

heurisdick · 12-13-2010, 01:20 AM

I pissed in my bathroom sink because I was too lazy to lift the toilet seat.

Mr. Blonde · 12-13-2010, 01:28 AM

I piss in my bathroom sink

every day. It's just more efficient.

Related: (these should be in every public bathroom ever)

heurisdick · 12-13-2010, 01:49 AM

Do those exist anywhere right now?

Ironic Mustache · 12-13-2010, 01:02 PM

A few semesters back I was taking two summer school classes that had a 4 hour break between them which I frequently used to get near pass out drunk at a local bar. The second class was, "Magic, Witchcraft, & Religion" which for some reason satisfied some GE anthropology requirement. There were questions on the final related to zombie survival for fuck's sake. But I digress. Anyway, I stumbled into the bathroom and took about a 30 second piss into this before realizing its true purpose:

I'm still not sure why no one walked in on me. I'm quite certain my karma scales are tipped in the other direction and this would have been a good opportunity to even them out a bit.

Saint DH · 12-22-2010, 02:38 AM

I eat fast food for every meal, every day. Not because I particularly like it, actually I hate it, but because I hate cooking even more.

Mr. Blonde · 12-22-2010, 02:45 AM

That sounds...disgusting. I had a buddy who did that at Ball State and he got gout at the ripe age of 21, lol.

Saint DH · 12-22-2010, 04:04 AM

I have abused my body for so many years that I have become nearly invincible. Think of me as a Superman (the comic book hero) of sorts. The only difference is that I have two "kryptonites", kidney stones and pet dander. So if you're asking me if I'm scared of gout, the answer is no. I laugh at gout. In fact, I openly challenge gout to infect me.

And eating fast food everyday is very disgusting. I derive no pleasure from ingesting it. I eat to get full and that's it.

Mr. Blonde · 12-22-2010, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Superman (the comic book hero) of sorts. The only difference is that I have two "kryptonites"

The contents of the parentheses and the presence of quotation marks are both pretty unnecessary to anyone born after 1950 I think.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-22-2010, 04:13 PM

No, you don't understand Blonde. I did some research and apparently Superman is a fictional comic book hero who

only has one weakness - this thing called "kryptonite" which is some kind of green material from "Krypton" his home planet (he's actually an alien, you see).

You can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman

Ironic Mustache · 12-22-2010, 04:34 PM

If this planet is ever destroyed I hope I somehow escape to some shitty planet where my mediocrity is considered super. I wouldn't even mind if they called me Mediocreman as long as the standard of speed and strength was well below our current standards.

"Holy shit, look at Mediocreman go! He's running like 12 MPH! And now look! He's carrying 30 lbs!!!!!!!"

And then Repug could come be my arch nemesis and we'd have a completely unepic battle that still managed to destroy parts of their shoddily constructed city.

angry pancake · 12-27-2010, 06:37 PM

SCotD: I like pedicures. But I fear this a gateway to sucking cock.

Ironic Mustache · 12-29-2010, 05:33 PM

I've never had one at a Korean/Vietnamese place but the gf did some cleanup on me while I watched "The Other Guys" last night so I'd stop scratching her. I realize that's not the same, but I'm not interested enough to find out what's different. Is there a happy ending of some kind? Also, the movie was fucking garbage.

Saint DH · 12-29-2010, 06:20 PM

You didn't like the movie? I thought it was pretty decent. Will Farrel is great as usual. Mark Wahlberg is a terrible actor. Absolutely terrible.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2010, 12:25 AM

The Mortal Kombat theme song still gets me amped up.

f3lix · 01-01-2011, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

You didn't like the movie? I thought it was pretty decent. Will Farrel is great as usual. Mark Wahlberg is a terrible actor. Absolutely terrible.

Just making sure I'm getting this right. You think Will Farrell is a great actor and Mark Wahlberg is a terrible actor?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-01-2011, 02:08 PM

Will Farrell is a good comedian. Mark Wahlberg is a horrible actor.

thekremlin · 01-01-2011, 02:14 PM

Yeah but here's the thing. Why don't Belle and the Beast have French accents? They're French, right? I mean the candlestick and the clock both have french accents. It's weird, right?

Saint DH · 01-02-2011, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

Will Farrell is a good comedian. Mark Wahlberg is a horrible actor.

There it is! BOOM! NOW TELL ME WAT U GON DO?

Ugly Bastard · 01-02-2011, 01:27 AM

Wahlberg's not a horrible actor. He can be at times, but at other times, like in The Departed, he can own hard.

Saint DH · 01-02-2011, 01:30 AM

Eh...his role in The Departed was very, very limited. Give him an extended amount of lines and he sucks, especially in a comedy.

Ugly Bastard · 01-02-2011, 01:39 AM

"Very, very limited"?! He was nominated for best supporting actor for that role, numb nuts. I think you're villifying him because you feel uncomfotrable at the homosexual impulses you feel for him.

12-09-2010, 01:20 AM	#1926 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It was one of the shittiest half hours or so of my life. I can only imagine how you IRL friends felt.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-09-2010, 03:14 PM	#1928 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I just realized I have a pair of boxers that are more than 8 years old and even though they aren't in great shape, I can't bring myself to get rid of them.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-13-2010, 01:28 AM	#1931 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I piss in my bathroom sink every day. It's just more efficient. Related: (these should be in every public bathroom ever)
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-13-2010, 01:02 PM	#1933 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	A few semesters back I was taking two summer school classes that had a 4 hour break between them which I frequently used to get near pass out drunk at a local bar. The second class was, "Magic, Witchcraft, & Religion" which for some reason satisfied some GE anthropology requirement. There were questions on the final related to zombie survival for fuck's sake. But I digress. Anyway, I stumbled into the bathroom and took about a 30 second piss into this before realizing its true purpose: I'm still not sure why no one walked in on me. I'm quite certain my karma scales are tipped in the other direction and this would have been a good opportunity to even them out a bit.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-22-2010, 02:45 AM	#1935 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That sounds...disgusting. I had a buddy who did that at Ball State and he got gout at the ripe age of 21, lol.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-09-2010, 01:23 AM	#1927 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,728 Internets: 311447	I think she refused to admit that she was tricked by that post. That led to her people turning on her and, eventually, her self-ejection from the site.

12-09-2010, 04:36 PM	#1929 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I've never liked Mr. Blonde. I only pretended to because I felt bad for him.

12-13-2010, 01:20 AM	#1930 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	I pissed in my bathroom sink because I was too lazy to lift the toilet seat.

12-13-2010, 01:49 AM	#1932 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	Do those exist anywhere right now?

12-22-2010, 02:38 AM	#1934 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I eat fast food for every meal, every day. Not because I particularly like it, actually I hate it, but because I hate cooking even more.

12-22-2010, 04:04 AM	#1936 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I have abused my body for so many years that I have become nearly invincible. Think of me as a Superman (the comic book hero) of sorts. The only difference is that I have two "kryptonites", kidney stones and pet dander. So if you're asking me if I'm scared of gout, the answer is no. I laugh at gout. In fact, I openly challenge gout to infect me. And eating fast food everyday is very disgusting. I derive no pleasure from ingesting it. I eat to get full and that's it.

12-22-2010, 04:13 PM	#1938 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	No, you don't understand Blonde. I did some research and apparently Superman is a fictional comic book hero who only has one weakness - this thing called "kryptonite" which is some kind of green material from "Krypton" his home planet (he's actually an alien, you see). You can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman

12-22-2010, 04:34 PM	#1939 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	If this planet is ever destroyed I hope I somehow escape to some shitty planet where my mediocrity is considered super. I wouldn't even mind if they called me Mediocreman as long as the standard of speed and strength was well below our current standards. "Holy shit, look at Mediocreman go! He's running like 12 MPH! And now look! He's carrying 30 lbs!!!!!!!" And then Repug could come be my arch nemesis and we'd have a completely unepic battle that still managed to destroy parts of their shoddily constructed city.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-29-2010, 05:33 PM	#1941 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've never had one at a Korean/Vietnamese place but the gf did some cleanup on me while I watched "The Other Guys" last night so I'd stop scratching her. I realize that's not the same, but I'm not interested enough to find out what's different. Is there a happy ending of some kind? Also, the movie was fucking garbage.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-29-2010, 06:20 PM	#1942 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	You didn't like the movie? I thought it was pretty decent. Will Farrel is great as usual. Mark Wahlberg is a terrible actor. Absolutely terrible.

12-31-2010, 12:25 AM	#1943 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The Mortal Kombat theme song still gets me amped up.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-01-2011, 02:08 PM	#1945 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Will Farrell is a good comedian. Mark Wahlberg is a horrible actor.
	#YOLO

01-01-2011, 02:14 PM	#1946 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Yeah but here's the thing. Why don't Belle and the Beast have French accents? They're French, right? I mean the candlestick and the clock both have french accents. It's weird, right?

01-02-2011, 01:27 AM	#1948 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wahlberg's not a horrible actor. He can be at times, but at other times, like in The Departed, he can own hard.

01-02-2011, 01:30 AM	#1949 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Eh...his role in The Departed was very, very limited. Give him an extended amount of lines and he sucks, especially in a comedy.

01-02-2011, 01:39 AM	#1950 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"Very, very limited"?! He was nominated for best supporting actor for that role, numb nuts. I think you're villifying him because you feel uncomfotrable at the homosexual impulses you feel for him.