Yeah, that seems a bit fucked up. Cloves also crackle when you smoke them.

if something like that happened to me and i knew who actually gave me the drugs, i'd pretend that everything was alright. then i'd plan on seeing that person again, but i would make sure to get a few guys together to kick his ass...probably some guys i know that've been working out like crazy this year. i mean, one of them punches a wall as hard as he can a few times a day to get calluses so when he gets in a fight, he can be totally badass.

and after he had a terrible ass beating, i'd probably throw a bunch of salt water all over his bloody face.

You have retarded friends. That's not even a smart way to do that.

he just punches walls as a joke....
i'm sure they got that way through other means.

ok.

Just found out she has a blood test for work tomorrow. Things are just getting better and better. But her parents will be out of town this weekend, so it should all even out. [img]smile.gif[/img]

"I can't believe Carrie dumped me last night"
"Really? You know...A good woman is like a McGriddles..."

HOLY FUCKing damn that commercial pisses me off. For several reasons.

1. First off, that bitch who he's talking to is an ugly, bug-eyed whore, and I'm pretty sure I hate her.

2. Second of all, you don't try to hit on someone right after they break up with someone. You dumb bitch.

3. That guy is an idiot.

4. You don't pronounce it "McGriddles" It's not plural, bitch, it's one fucking sandwich. And if that's Mcdonalds idea, it's pretty fucking retarded.



I hate that commercial.

I thought she was ugly too... until I really looked at her, she's quite attractive, but they made her act dumb and wear dumb clothes.

I disagree, but maybe that's because I hate the commercial so damn much. I'll look more objectively next time I see it.

5 She ate his fucking McGriddle I would shave the bitch bald and shit on her for that.

On further thought the McGriddles as a singular makes some sense since there are two "griddle cakes," whereas, say, the egg McMuffin is one muffin cut in half.

I like McGriddles, they are good, and they make me happy. And fat. They make me fat too. So then I get sad and don't eat and I get thin. But then I am hungry so I eat. Then I get fat, so I don't eat. Then I get sad, so I do. I like to eat.

I love most all things about iTunes except for one little qwerk:

If you have your playlist on random shuffle, its really not random at all. Certain songs always follow other songs. Example, say I play Song B right now, the song that will come on after it will be Song F. If tomorrow, I click on Song B, sure enough, Song F is played right after it.

It's just really annoying, 'cause it's not random at all like it says it is. So if there's this song that I'm really jonesin' on, I'll keep finding it on my playlist and clicking on it to listen to it, but I always have to listen to the same exact bullshit song after it if I'm too lazy to change the mofo (which I usually am).

It's just annoying, that's all. And that's what this thread is for. Rants.

-Ugly Bastard

[ April 11, 2005, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

I really fucking hate "mustard skin" as I like to call it. Within the last few years they've developed technology that prevents most dried up mustard from falling onto your sandwich just prior to applying said condiment but even still it happens. Why must I be subjected to old ass dry mustard falling onto my sandwich?

you know whats worse than mustard skin? homemade pudding skin! that shit makes me not want my delicious pudding....tear....

What is worse than both mustard and pudding skin is mustard piss. You know...the watery shit that comes out right before the actual mustard.

your so right,makes my bread all wet, disgusting

This is why you don't use mustard. Mustard is for the birds.

-Ugly Bastard

[ April 11, 2005, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

MusicMatch. iTunes sucks.

[ April 12, 2005, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

Fuck you. MusicMatch might be the shittiest music player available on the internet.

-Ugly Bastard

Winamp.

Great search feature, doesn't take up much space, always on top, and version 5 went back to the stability of version 2.

You are just pissy because the Cubs lost again.

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1113288610.JPG

-Ugly Bastard

Then why does my auto DJ actually make randomized playlists that don't repeat over and over again with the same crap? Hmm?

That's pretty impressive, Niger. I mean...most people flush shit down the drain. You somehow managed to get it to play mp3s. Neat.