Haha, you feel like you should eat them now don't you? Since you spent time making them.

:About salt and all, my gf puts salt on everything, multiple times. She puts salt on the whole dish, occasionally puts a little more on, and sometimes puts it on with each bite. I don't get it at all. Salt, ugh.

I'm never fucking using salt in deviled eggs again. Fuck goodegg.com and their damn recipes.

I can give you my great-grandmother's, it has worked for like 70 years and the 18 I have been able to eat deviled-eggs. Pickled eggs are good too, actually better.

I love deviled eggs. I hate mine.

Deviled anythings are iherently good.

That's an excellent rule of thumb.

There was wayyyy too much information on the case i'm doing (Wyoming v. McKinney) for my presentation/case analysis that's due on Friday morning, so I took every single article about it from courttv.com, and pasted it onto Word. Now i'm going to have to sift through 34 pages of this crap, deleting and paraphrasing shit. Suck.

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I just heard my roommate having sex. Ew.

God Damnit. I had my alarm all set for 9:20 this morning, so I could wake up and chop-chop, be at a meeting I'm supposed to be at come 11:30. But the fucker of it all is: I just got ready to walk out the door just now, when I realized its 10:10 not 11:10. Fuck! I woke myself up an hour too early, and now I'm sitting here with my dick in my hands. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

-Ugly Bastard

The weather is starting to get really old, really freakin' fast. I want some sun, and I want some heat.

I need to stop drinking caffeine, but I do not forsee any point in the future where I will do so.

God damn. Ever play hold'em for like an hour without ever even making a pair, and then get called on every bluff? It's fucking weak.

Sounds like you suck.

If you don't have the cards and some asshole with money calls EVERYTHING it's impossible to win.

Yep, sounds like you suck. Maybe you should play bridge.

I'm actually more of a canasta guy.

That's why casinos kick ass. Even at 50-50 odds they will always win.

I had to work my actual schedule today at work, that means I worked an extra hour and a half yesterday for nothing.

Do anybody else's hands get cold like all the fucking time? I find I mainly notice it when i'm studying or writing a paper, but jesus christ, i can never get these puppies warm. I try sitting on my hands, blowing warm air on them, the whole shabang. Maybe i'll start wearing fingerless gloves or something

It's the caffeine I know you're drinking, its a vasoconstrictor.

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Fucking Subway has stopped with their Sub Club stamp program. Honestly, I love their food, but its the Sub Club that keeps me coming in as much as I do.

I guess some chicken shits were stealing rolls of stamps and selling them on eBay for large sums. Anyone who steals or illegally distributes stamps from Subway probably likes doing guys in the asshole. Unless the thefts were done a few years back, in whichcase they're just a huge badass.

-Ugly Bastard

Do they still accept stamps that have already been given?

Yes. And if you have an incomplete card, they'll give you $.40 off of your order for every stamp on that card.

They are ceasing redeeming the stamps on August 1st though.

-Ugly Bastard

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Stocking cap, hoodie, gloves, coat, and double-socks; IN FUCKING MAY. This weather is 100% bullshit.

-Ugly Bastard

Agreed, this is re fucking diculous. I honestly think our seasons will be completely different within 10 years, moving a season forward. It didnt't get cold until the end of December practically.