I say we we hook back up with Cuba. I'm bored with Iraqis and it's time we started meddling in someone else's affairs.

SPEEDING TICKET!!!

my life sucks, yesterday i dropped my phone in the pool and broke a tooth in a matter of 20 seconds and got in an argument with every family member.
oh and i'm supposed to be in yankee stadium right now but i'm sitting home in my underwear hungover in front of a computer.

At least you're not in your hungover in front of a computer at work like I am.

That sucks man... are you watching this game?

The Yankees are raping the Orioles... badly.

i dont even like baseball, its just something to do around here.

When are they going to post the new speeds!?!? O well, doesn't make too much difference since they got rid of the 5MPH buffer, I hate this state.

I moved into this house on June 16th, I found out 2 days ago that I have to move out by August 1st because my roommates and I are in violation of a town ordinance that states no more than 2 people not of blood relation may live in the same house. Might have been nice to inform us of this before we moved in. So now, I will probably be forced to get an apartment because it is going to be difficult as fuck to find a house in 22 days, considering it took about 3 months to find the first one. No matter where I end up living, it will be the 6th place that I have lived within a period of 2 years.

[ July 08, 2005, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

What kind of gay ordinance is that?

Thats racism, I'd appeal.

I really hate ppl that try to sound poor when they are clearly not, just for attention

I try to sound poor so people will buy me stuff.

RotD:

Our Broker here at my office (my boss) will be out of town until the 21st. This gives me more time to sit in front of my computer and pretend to look busy, I wish I could count on you fucks to post some shit, but the way this morning is shaping up, I can't. Thanks a lot, 'preciate it.

I'm really getting sick and fucking tired of seeing a variation of the same exact "top story" every god-damn day.

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1121556072.JPG

These people (and I use that term loosely) frusterate the fuck out of me. Everyone (including us) needs to stop blowing shit up and killing people - for what? Christ. AHHH!!! Honestly, to the idiot citizens of Iraq: Quit motherfucking blowing yourself up already and taking others down with you. You're the lowest form of life on this planet. Lower than the living strand of herpes in the ass of a flea living in a pile of dog shit. I mean that.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 19, 2005, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

I fucking hate people that are hopelessly devoted to their spouse. My wife this, my wife that, my wife hit me with a wiffle-ball bat. Also, I fucking hate people that are around 30 and are stuck in the 80's. The instructor for one of my classes is like that. Everything he teaches he tries to relate it to something in the 80's. He asks if we've ever heard of some shit from the 80's, and when people say no, he is surprised. EVERY TIME. He's constantly listening to 80's music, talking about 80's pop culture, and believing that it somehow makes him better than people who weren't alive at the time. When in reality, it clearly illustrates that he is a sad human being. He actually asked me "Do you know what a record is? You know, those round plastic things?" FUCK YOU. That is a question you ask little kids. Then he followed up with "People used to have to listen to music on those." Stupid fuck.

More about this human wasteland. He's one of those people that always has something to say and believes he is incredibly clever. I coughed, he said "Better get lower tar." He just pointed out a "topless lady" in our book. At least twice during every class, he says "Let's get back to some of this madness here." When he goes around and checks out the work people are doing, he says, "Let's see what kind of madness you got going on here."

He likes to remind everyone that he reads a lot of books, and works on his multiple dune buggys, and he knows a lot of people from other countries. This guy is a pretentious, self-righteous asshole.

[ July 18, 2005, 08:35 AM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

Jesus christ I hate your teacher a lot too.

Another person I hate. I think her name is Christina. What a laser-cunt. She is one of those bitches that has the sickening "be positive no matter what" type of attitude. She always has something to say. To counter-act her, I always speak to her in a negative way. For instance..

She said, "The school will be getting all new printers soon."
I said, "The old ones work fine."
the bitch, "The new printers are very nice, much better than what we have now."
me, "Yeah, they will fuck up just as much."
the bitch, "Well, there are always going to be mishaps."

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I'm not sure if that conversation clearly illustrates why shes a dumb bitch, so I'll continue with additional reasons.

She had 3 roommates in a 2 bedroom apartment. She made a list of rules and she gave them a curfew. Some of the rules included: No Rated R movies, no swearing, and no offensive posters.

Worst of all, she believes in God. What a fucking loser.

Murder her. Do it quickly. Post pictures of the aftermath, as I won't be able to sleep until I'm sure the deed is done.

Holy shit where did this garden hoe come from?

How old is this festering cunt?

Does the slut bag go to college?

Have you considered calling her a cuntassdykebitch?

I hate ... I am just not too happy right now. I think I will reflect and post later on this particular rant. Thank you.

Your Welcome.

I don't know how you cali people do it.

I get to 465 at about 5pm and what should be a 20min drive takes 2 hours and I want to blow my brains out. Jesus Christ traffic is a motherfucker. The worst is gridlock. God damn.

That would piss me off so much.

Try going into town a little bit, get on 70 west, take that to the other side of 465.

Oh, that's nice. Are they doing shit to 465 now? It's as if, SWEET... They raised the speed limit! Oh but it won't make any fucking difference because the time you gained will just be cancelled out on your way through Indy. I find that just a little bit irritating.