Sooooo, got chased by a stray dog, jumped a fence only to be greeted by ANOTHER dog, sprinted about 15 yards, jumped fence, foot got caught on top of fence, gracefully tumbled into the yard in which some HS kids were drinking on the porch, to which they laughed their asses off. Other than that, not a bad run.

Fucking dogs.

dude, you're probably the biggest (muscularly) guy on this board. you hike and bike often, as well as lift weights all the time. why didn't you just kick it in its fucking face? I love dogs, but after i get past the initial fear of a stray chasing me (which hasn't happened in 10 years, what did you miss the bus?), i would imagine i'd probably hurt it. Dogs respond pretty well to a swift kick in the stomach/face.

You can have any plan you like as to how you're gonna beat a dog, but once you get bit (I'm not talking pussy dogs here) your plan goes out the window, if the dog has lock jaw its worse still. Infection could be a bitch too (besides rabies)

Blonde, how is it that natural selection hasn't taken you yet?

do they not have tetanus shots in england?

They do, also there's no rabies here at all.
But my case still stands, getting bit by a stray dog isn't nice.

Dont' get me wrong here gents, I don't know what kind of dog it was, sure its easy to say you'd kick it in the face now but i'll admit it might be different if it were actually to be happen. Then again, I punch lots of holes in walls so theres no telling WHAT I'D DO LOL


But i'm also the only person here who knows Sittinindubs IRL, and from what you guys know of him you know he's a Mexican-hunting, alcoholic, wakes up next to multiple women he doesn't know in hotel rooms and and breaking peoples noses after he tries to break up fights motherfucker, so I really don't think questioning why a guy like him didn't fight back against an animal attacking him, arguably the only way the human race got to the top of the food chain, is an invalid or stupid question.

So, in sum, fuck the lot of you.

LOL @ the description of me, +rep when I can.

I've been getting back into running, as I actually like doing it once I get some mileage in. The stray was a decent size mutt, I'd say about lab size or so. He came from an alley to my right as I was passing it. I don't mind people's dogs, but crazy ass dogs that bite, fuck that, I hate them. I also got bit by a pitbull roughly 6-8 months ago on the calf, which sucked, and i guess increased my hatred of wild ass dogs. Immediate reaction was to get the fuck away (as I had no weapons, another reason us humans have gotten to the top of the food chain).
After jumping that fence, I just heard the other dog in the yard, he was a decent ways away, I didn't care to find out how big or mean he was, so I just did what I did 5 seconds prior, ran and jumped the fence.

TL;DR: I ran bc naturally I didn't want puncture wounds from fucking dogs.

either way, would have paid money to see you fall into the yard with the kids

I went back to Kazaa for a quick fix on my music collection.

Is this a rant? Or a confession of some sort?

Hey Jerad, the year 2000 called, they want single-song downloads back.

Blonde, keep following me. Make me out to be a bitch. You win. I wish I had another dog in the fight. I bow down to you.

:(

I hate "gummy" girls. You know, girls whose gums come down too far in their teeth. Terrible. Just ruins the whole thing for me.

Me too.

I concur.

Why the hell am I picking up mexican cell phone coverage at my house? fuck mexico.

I came home today to find my yard full of almost baseball sized hail, 80% of a tree lightning'd down, a shitload of holes in my siding, and a shattered window.

Fuck you, Mother Nature.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you thought that was mother nature! You just got PUNKED!!!

So yesterday at work we started off short handed because we recently fired a guy (Austin, ID, Ninjaface, and BT met him) and then our computer that ran the registers was struck by lightning so we were operating off of a calculator with the majority of the people yelling at me because they didnt read the signs on the door saying we could only accept cash. Meanwhile some motherfucker hit my car in the parking lot, nothing major, but enough to pop the bumper in and back out causing the paint to start flaking off.

But I didn't want to complain because throwing those giant ice balls at Orgazmo's house really made my night

5:15pm June 2, 2009: My house is the subject of a massive hailstorm attack. FML.
6:00pm June 2, 2009: I realize that my fucking homeowners insurance has a deductible of 2% of my home's value on wind/hail. FML.
4:45pm June 3, 2009: I'm laid off from my job indefinitely. FML.

...FML.

Does anyone have a sturdy rope and a shaky ladder? I have a power cord, but my ladder is pretty new. I trust it way too much to use it in a suicide.

I'll hire you to play poker for me while I'm busy.

don't do it f3lix, last time i trusted orgazmo to my pokerstars account i lost a small fortune

I meant bringing him to Vegas and giving him a set of rules to follow and paying him an hourly wage.

I really wish I hadn't pelted your house with those giant ice balls or chopped down your tree now =(

I\'ll keep that offer in mind. Thanks dave.