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thekremlin 01-18-2011 06:30 AM

It couldn't be more of an ethnicity! We pretty much own NYC!

DJ FC 01-18-2011 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde
YOU AREN'T REALLY JEWISH

http://www.nubblies.net/forums/Photo...CryingGirl.jpg

Saint DH 01-18-2011 06:46 PM

The Jew ruined Hollywood.

Beebs 01-18-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde (Post 402595)
Well that's the thing. I'm not making fun of you being Jewish or targeting you as a Jew -- lord knows your kind has had enough of both. I just wish mostly secular Jewishness became more of an ethnicity rather than a religion.

I don't get your point; being Jewish and being a Jew are the same thing, it is an ethnicity, culture, and religion, but you don't need to be all 3 to be part of it. It is how the Jews have survived as a group, and there are other groups that share similar traits.

Roma/Gypsies may or may not follow traditional Roma cultural norms, but they are still Roma.

I think the key comes from both groups being traditionally nomadic / without a homeland. Until the very recent convention of countries being multi-cultural, ethnicity and nation were one in the same. A Frenchman was a Frenchman because his family and possibly himself came from France; a Jew, with no country, was a Jew because he came from Jewish people.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 01-18-2011 07:59 PM

:breaking::breaking::breaking::breaking::breaking: BLONDE MELTDOWN POST INSIDE THIS THREAD:breaking::breaking::breaking::breaking::bre aking:

DDTempest 01-18-2011 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde (Post 402593)
Maybe i'm just an idealist hoping and wishing for a non-racist society so I can be free to seduce and bang hotties of all races, classes and creeds

You don't have enough money to sleep with Jewish girls Blonde ...

Saint DH 01-18-2011 09:14 PM

I don't have a big enough.............nose.

Fruitacious B 01-18-2011 09:23 PM

Jews..........ha.

thekremlin 01-24-2011 02:50 AM

Thought you guys would like this one: I was in a bar saturday night and I met a very good looking girl... brunette, big dark eyes, and a strong.... oh my god a strong nose she was JEWISH. But I was attracted to her anyway. I bought her a drink and started chatting to her, and the topic of religion did come up. Turns out she's actually an active Jew, and goes to temple and celebrates most of the significant holidays. Well never missing an opportunity, I played up my Judaism, and even mentioned I was new in London, didn't have a temple, and would love to come by hers next Sabbath. I slept with her and under normal circumstances I might call her but I don't want to have to go to temple.

Ugly Bastard 01-24-2011 10:08 AM

Pics or you went home and jerked off.

Mr. Blonde 01-24-2011 10:16 AM

Pics of you sleeping in on Sunday morning (the morning after you hooked up) or she woke you up to take you to temple to show off her new boyfriend.

angry pancake 01-24-2011 11:17 AM

Natalie Portman is a jew. I'd fuck her.

Ironic Mustache 01-24-2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin (Post 402873)
oh my god a strong nose she was JEWISH.

That's about as PC as it gets.

Repugnant Abomination 01-24-2011 11:29 PM

http://www.nubblies.net/forums/pictu...&pictureid=478

Saint DH 02-04-2011 08:13 PM

RotD

I fucking hate it when I sniff my nose and it makes a whistling noise. It drives me absolutely crazy.

Ironic Mustache 02-12-2011 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry (Post 403495)
RotD

I fucking hate it when I sniff my nose and it makes a whistling noise. It drives me absolutely crazy.

You likely have a deviated septum and general paresis.

vaga1220 02-12-2011 09:22 PM

I've had a deviated septum ever since I broke my nose trying to kneebar some spaz and he ended up stepping on my face.

Saint DH 04-29-2011 02:46 AM

Resolve "deep cleaning powder" is a fucking asphyxiant. Never use this shit on your carpets. First of all, it creates a huge fucking mess everywhere and takes days of vacuuming to clean it all up. Unfortunately, the powder covers every single fucking crevice of your vacuum. Each time you use the vacuum after this, the power get sprayed around in the air of your house. Each time I vacuum now I spend the rest of the night coughing up phelm and wheezing. Man I wish I never used this god damn product.

vaga1220 04-29-2011 02:15 PM

Oxiclean would never betray your trust the way Resolve routinely does. OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!

Ironic Mustache 04-29-2011 03:37 PM

That's what you get for doing chick work.

thekremlin 05-06-2011 09:03 AM

Goddamned MLB not letting people put clips on youtube. I want to watch fucking highlight reels.

SittinOnDubsWGW 05-13-2011 03:12 AM

Biting the inside of your cheek is the worst thing ever. You bite it, it swells, you keep biting it everytime you chew, then your cheek bleeds.

I just want to eat my goddamn pizza without biting the fuck out of my cheek!

Mr. Blonde 05-27-2011 10:42 AM

If I know I keep my credit card at a zero balance, I sometimes go a month or two without check iting, as I don't use it often and only actually have credit cards anyways to keep a steady credit record.

Both of my credit cards got charged "membership fees" in March, unbeknownst to me, then charged late fees on top of them. I had 70+ dollar balances on both of my credit cards entirely made out of fees.

This is fucking asinine and I will be cancelling both credit cards as soon as I pay off the bullshit membership fees because there absolutely no need to give this fucks any more of my money.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 06-08-2011 06:59 AM

At this point i may stay single forever cause i am tired of these men and there fucking lies
what the fuck is the point,now i know why girls go lesbian are bi just to be with a girl that knows how to treat another girl but fuck a man.I am never getting married cause i don't see the fucking point.You got some men that cheat and some that are really fucked up that say they love a girl and want to be with them but they go n fuck other girls get another girlfriend but get mad when there ex's get a another boyfriend they get all mad about it what the fuck is up with that its fucking stupid,if they don't want a chick to be with someone else they should just be with that person.Then you got the users that use the girls for sex are money are cars are some bullshit. Are they know how to make baby's but don't know how to take care of them.Men are fucking stupid they have a girl that really cares about them but they shit on them and treat them like shit.And they call a bitches i fucking wonder why .so u men can call us bitches all u want but remember u made us that way by being fucking assholes.Dont tell us u love us if u don't,don't tell us you want to be with us and don't,don't tell us u will never cheat when u know u will.I wonder if there is man out there that are not all the same cause so far what i see and hear and know they are all just the fucking same they are not men they are little fucking boys and there little fucking boy games. Us women don't want fucking boys we want fucking men.I am tied and done so warning to all men don't come to me if your a fucking boy cause i don't want one of those, i am done with little boys.

thekremlin 06-08-2011 07:06 AM

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