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yes. you are niger.. has anyone really found true love that lasted for a long time? although I do think that love will find us all in the future.. hopefully soon. and may it be everlasting.
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~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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I hate those "The 80s Fight Back" shows on VH1.
I hate closed minded fucks who either completely hate Democrats or completely hate Republicans. Go fuck yourself if you are too stupid to realize that both parties are so fucking close to the exact same thing that it hardly matters which one wins the next election. I hate metrosexuals. They are slowly turning the male race into a bunch of cry-baby ferries. I hate people who tell me the little amount of food they've had to eat all day in an effort to make me understand how hard they're trying to lose weight. If I gave a shit, it'd be different, wouldn't it, Sally? I hate girls who think that they're fat because of "bad genes". Since when do "bad genes" give you an arm twitch that constantly pops slices of pizza down your throat? I hate being expected of things. I hate people who eat exotic foods in restaurants because they think their friends will be impressed. I hate that even ESPN is turning into a fucking reality-show corporate wench. I hate girls that you just meet who will let you flirt with them for a half hour before casually tossing in some comment about their boyfriend. I swear I'll slice the clit off of the next girl that does that to me. I hate anytime someone says "that'll put hair on your chest". I hate niggers. (For the record: Not all black people are niggers...some of them actually have a little class). I hate people who don't realize by your countless "yeahs" and "uh-huhs" that you don't give a flying fuck. I hate TV relationships that people take seriously. News Flash. Ross and Rachel aren't real, fag. I hate people who "count carbs". I hate people who dwell on trying to remember meaningless details while telling you a story that you don't even want to hear in the first place. I hate people who talk juuust loud enough that it makes you cringe when they speak. I hate girls who belch and think it's cute. Honestly, if you want to turn me off, and you're a girl...just let one go in front of me, cupcake. I hate people who thinking honking at the car in front of them in a Drive-Thru is going to make Jose put the bread on the burger any faster. I hate when you ask someone "do I turn left here?" they say "right" instead of "correct", and then that whole cliche conversation ensues. God I hate that. I hate people who think I need them for a friend, and impose themselves upon me as such. I hate people who have a "Terrorist Hunting Permit" on the back of their pickup. Honestly...you wanna hunt terrorists? Join the fucking Marines and just see how glamorous it is, Doug. I hate when they stand up every three seconds to clap at the State of the Union address. I hate that I watch the State of the Union address. I hate the people who are still making fun of the Floridians inability to vote properly. The hanging chad jokes aren't funny any more, and yes...we all know Gore deserved to win, quit reminding me, buster. I hate the TSA. I hate when people say "how are you doing?" or "What's new?". I hate girls with that fake tanning-bed orange glow to them. I hate people who make excuses for themselves based on the country their ancestors came from. "I'm Irish, I talk forever". A.) You're not fucking Irish, you're American, wake the fuck up. B.) The fact that you talk forever has more to do with the fact that you're a self-righteous bitch than the fact that your Great-Great Grandpa's half sister was born in Dublin. I hate needy girls who can't survive without compliments (most of which they do not deserve). I hate people who lack a sense of adventure. I hate anyone who likes Sex and the City. I hate people who "just called to talk". .:Tape:. [ April 12, 2004, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: Tape ] |
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Tape is awesome.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: indiana
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you need some yay? mind explaining what your terminology of yay is?
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
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Wait, I'm sorry... I love you. <font size="-2">...Ass Raper</font> | |
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Gods are but men with immortal souls.
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quite.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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I hate New Jersey and their roads. there are no left turns in the whole damn state!!! no, you have to find a u-turn or make three right turns in order to turn left.
they have also made it impossible for people from out-of-state to buy a car in NJ and drive it back home legally! I also hate cheap sleazy motels. [ April 20, 2004, 08:08 AM: Message edited by: Calamity Jane ] |
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Wait, I'm sorry... I love you. <font size="-2">...Ass Raper</font></font>[/quote]I've smoked since sophomore year assfuck. | |
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