People I Hate

[Carson Mandalay]

Originally posted by Calamity Jane:
I hate New Jersey and their roads. there are no left turns in the whole damn state!!! no, you have to find a u-turn or make three right turns in order to turn left.
they have also made it impossible for people from out-of-state to buy a car in NJ and drive it back home legally!

that and the cops are huge dicks and toss you $150 tickets for doing u-ies like it's nothing. i try to stay out of that god forsaken state as much as i can.

tape buddy, you hate a lotta people. i try not to hate as much as possible. hatred is a waste of time.

[renovo]

I don't like to hate either, but I hate New Yorkers.

[Orgazmo]

Richard Karn...aka "Al" from Home Improvement.

I don't hate him for him. In fact, I didn't mind "Al" too much at all...but my distaste for the man behind the character is now alive.

I turn on my television. It's on a channel which is broadcasting the new Family Feud...a show which was never on my toplist...but they've giving the results for the final board, so I watch.

Basically, what it comes down to is this: the bitch who was playing did absolutely terribly. As you may know, one much have a total score of 200 points to get the jackpot. This bitch and whoever had gone before her had racked up a total of 124 points with one question left. Now, if you're not aware, if you do absolutely perfectly on a question...you get a maximum of 45ish points...normally closer to 35. Anyway, here's dumbass Richard saying, "Now, if you got 76 points on this question, you win!"...acting all excited and whatnot.

What a fucker. Tell her that she's lost, Richard. Tell the woman.

I hate that.

[underwater]

i hate people who don't clean out their PM inboxes..... bitches.

[Niger Angelus]

Yeah, those FRUITloops.

[underwater]

*glare*

[Fruitacious B]

I didn't know it could get too full, my bad.

[Niger Angelus]

Don't let it happen again.

[underwater]

bitch.

[Orgazmo]

I don't hate Richard Karn anymore. I was thinking about it...and I don't blame him for the move to Family Feud...or his actions whilst hosting the show. I was way too harsh on Mr. Karn.

[Tape]

I hate guys who wear hats with beer slogans on them. The frat T shirt makes it pretty clear to me you're an insecure asshole, I don't need a hat to tell me too.

I hate that 'blacks' isn't politically correct anymore.

I hate people who don't kill themselves even after I tell them they should.

I hate people who don't give the winning party they did not vote for a chance.

I hate people who don't criticize the winning party they did vote for.

I hate people (girls) who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to important issues in our society. Sometimes I think the founding fathers of this country had a solid point in not letting women vote.

I hate people who are anal (needlessly) about certain things people do to them, then turn right back around and do it to others, totally unaware of what a fucking hypocrit they look like. Cockfaces.

I hate dipshits who voted for John Kerry because MTV told them to.

I hate people who threaten to move to Canada 'cause Bush got re-elected. It's not like you can just "move to Canada". You have to apply to live there, which can take up to a year to process, you fucking closed minded jackass.

I hate asshole celebrities.

I hate little shit teenagers who like to be confrontational.

I hate people with designer frames.

I hate how the USA Today profits from a Sunday newspaper that was printed on Thursday evening. I also hate the jackasses who buy this paper on Sunday.

I hate that there are commercials AND previews before every movie now.

I hate people who are constantly correcting others, even when the other person knows they were wrong, and were just joking around.

I hate people who are proud of their "Hollywood knowledge". News flash: Hollywood doesn't know a fucking thing about you, and hopes you die.

I hate having to pretend to laugh at people's suck-ass stories so I don't hurt their feelings.

I hate that I honestly do care about hurting people's feelings sometimes.

I hate beer commercials that illustrate how I am supposed to pick up a girl.

I hate passive people.

I hate confident fat girls.

I hate when I see people still wearing those damn yellow Lance Armstrong bracelets. The fad's over cunthater, we all know you weren't wearing it to support a good cause in the first place.

I hate people who rely on a vice to function in society.

I hate obvious lies, and the people who make them that think I believe their lie.

I hate anything on my computer that thinks I'm one of those people who doesn't know how to use a computer.

I hate hidden camera shows.

I hate that "Ironic" song my Alanis Morrisette.

I hate conservative Christians who underestimate how much their opinions offend people.

I hate Sri Lanka (besides it's pimp name) it just looks like India let out a little piece of shit.

I hate drooling over a hot girl who seems very open about showing off her body to anyone who cares to watch, then realizing that you could never have a relationship with someone like that, 'cause even if you ever were lucky enough to get with her, you'd constantly be nagged at the fact that she's such a whore the first time you ever saw her, you could see her thong very easily everytime she bent over.

I hate people who ask a question that they know the answer to, they just want to show off their knowledge.

I hate clicking on a web link and realizing after it's too late that it's a PDF file.

I hate people who want hand-outs.

I hate dipshits who still think that shedding light on mullets is hilarious.

I hate ugly ass bitches.

I hate catchy phrases and jingles.

I hate people who have to ruin it for the group.

I hate people who are so convinced about something that you know is 100% bullshit, but will never be able to convince their dumb-ass to believe otherwise.

I hate people who are surprised to find out I haven't been reading their live journal.

I hate people who have a live journal.

I hate people with no sense of the concept of privacy.

I hate people who fell the need to fit in by giving themself a nickname.

I hate unappreciative bitches who act like they were raised by a pack of fucking wolves.

I hate people who you can assume will be drinking all weekend.

I hate jackasses who bitch but do nothing about their problems.

I hate people who act like they've got something up their ass all the time.

I hate people who try to make you pry by sounding interesting during a conversation.

I hate seeing people tool around in electric wheelchairs...so fucking helpless.

I hate when bitches cop attitudes.

I hate being guilted into doing things.

I hate people who "have been told they look like [insert name of celebrity they look NOTHING like here]"

I hate people who say they loved "so and so's" role in such and such a movie, but they know you don't know who the fuck "so and so" is, and they're just giddy while they wait for you to ask who it is so they can show off their obscure knowledge about an actor no one gives a fuck about.

.:Tape:.

[Calamity Jane]

wow

[underwater]

i have a live journal, but i haven't posted in it quite a long time.... does that count?

[sparklemotion]

Hmmm... who do I hate...

Wow. Nobody. I suppose that's good.

Oh wait, I hate Vol.

[Orgazmo]

How about the people that have those walkie-talkie phones instead of a normal cell phone?

I hate those people.

[BigDongedHoe]

I hate bi-sexuals.

[StDx]

I hate people who wear their watches on the inside of their wrists.

[fancymeghan]

i hate people that waste their time doing nothing with their lives and will eventually cause my future property value to go down.

[StDx]

Originally posted by fancymeghan:
i hate people that waste their time doing nothing with their lives and will eventually cause my future property value to go down.

what did we ever do to you?

[silver and cold]

I hate people who lie constantly.

[fancymeghan]

i hate people who act like they have a profound knowledge of music...especially ones who only know the beatles for "yellow submarine," lynard skynard for "sweet home, alabama," or led zeppelin for "stairway to heaven."

those people piss me off...they just say they like those songs so they will look nice and trendy for the peers....

fuckers.

[ November 10, 2004, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ]

[cough man]

I hate the following people:

1. People who can't stand it when they are wrong
2. People who think they are always right
3. People that tell me I am wrong
4. People that don't realize I am always right

[Mr. Blonde]

I hate people who make those goddamn "Today We salute you, Mr. _____________" away messsages or profile things. I hate the people who use them anymore. In fact, I'm going to make one myself dissing the people who make them.

EDIT:

Today we salute you, Mister Maker/User of these gay ass profile and away message Miller Lite parodies. Your condescending, hippocritical self teaches us that it's ok to put a clever quip in our profile or away message, regardless of whether we actually fit the profile of the stereotype we are attempting to diss, solely to make yourself look witty. Sure, you claim to hate "frat boys" and those who "pop their collar", yet at the same time mimic them and their style in order to improve your ultimately futile attempt to get chicks. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mister Maker/User of these type of away messages, preferably laced with cyanide, because we don't particularly need your unoriginal ass around anyways.

[ November 20, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[ November 20, 2004, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

[Mr. Blonde]

It might be just a BSU thing, but i've seen so many parodies (john kerry, abercrombie, frat boys, popped collar, facebook, etc.)

The main reason i'm pissed is because people keep using these, when they're the ones who they are in essence dissing.

[ November 20, 2004, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]