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thekremlin · 01-21-2012, 10:21 AM

If short jokes are taboo, bald jokes should be too. Also short/bald/jewish jokes.

Saint DH · 01-21-2012, 06:11 PM

Well how tall are you then, gay boy?

Better pray you're 5' 11"

But you're not, and I know this.

f3lix · 01-21-2012, 09:20 PM

I'm 5' 9''.

Orgazmo · 01-22-2012, 02:48 AM

DH? Are you 5'7" or greater?

Saint DH · 01-22-2012, 10:40 AM

I am 5' 8"

f3lix · 01-22-2012, 11:05 AM

So do we have a bet, because I don't believe you are 5' 8''

Ironic Mustache · 01-22-2012, 01:43 PM

What happens if F3lix sandbagged this and turns out to be taller than he says? Does it matter or is DH going to wiggle out of this bet anyway?

Orgazmo · 01-22-2012, 01:57 PM

We do definitely need absolute terms of the bet.

Are we still on the "If f3lix more than 2 inches taller than DH" bet, or are we looking at a "If DH within 2 inches of 5 feed 9 inches" bet?

Saint DH · 01-22-2012, 02:19 PM

The stakes are a bit too high for my taste in this bet, too. I could probably do $50.

thekremlin · 01-22-2012, 02:24 PM

It's not like a coin toss. You're that tall or you're not. To question taking the bet, you're obviously not. You short little fuck.

Saint DH · 01-22-2012, 02:33 PM

It's not that simple, you jewish cunt.

The doctor's office said I was 5' 8", but that was w/ my shoes on. I measured myself last night and I was 5' 6", but I'm not sure I trust the accuracy of that, since I was measuring myself.

thekremlin · 01-22-2012, 02:45 PM

Yeah, rulers can be pretty inaccurate. You gotta calibrate those things. Tape measure said my dick was only 4 1/2 inches long, but I'm pretty sure it's like 8 or 9.

f3lix · 01-22-2012, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I measured myself last night and I was 5' 6"

!

Offer still stands - I'm betting that I am more than 2 inches taller than DH. We would need to do this barefoot, obviously.

thekremlin · 01-22-2012, 02:51 PM

That's what she said.

Saint DH · 01-22-2012, 02:55 PM

Measuring your dick is much simpler than trying to get an accurate measurement of the top of your fucking head.

thekremlin · 01-22-2012, 02:58 PM

Not really. Do you measure from the top to the tip, or from where the balls meet the shaft? Some argue the latter, but I say you only measure from the top of the pubic bone to the tip, because that's what actually goes into the vagina. Vaaaaagiiiiiinaaaaaa.

Saint DH · 01-22-2012, 03:00 PM

Alright, so I'm in for $50.

The bet is that f3lix is no more than 2 inches taller than me.

We'll have to do this at Gaz's house where we can be measured by an independent third party.

thekremlin · 01-22-2012, 03:03 PM

Might I suggest a penis length kicker?

f3lix · 01-22-2012, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Alright, so I'm in for $50.

The bet is that f3lix is no more than 2 inches taller than me.

We'll have to do this at Gaz's house where we can be measured by an independent third party.

Please clarify your understanding as you are taking the side that says you are within two inches of my height.

Saint DH · 01-22-2012, 03:21 PM

Yes I fucking understand that.

You are contending that you are more than two inches taller than me.

I am contending that you are no more than two inches taller than me.

thekremlin · 01-22-2012, 03:34 PM

I am contending that I am more than two inches taller than me.

DJ FC · 01-22-2012, 04:49 PM

How do we define inches? Scientific inches? Or the casual ïnches. You know, width of a few fingers or something like that.

f3lix · 01-22-2012, 06:51 PM

so we have a $50 bet?

DJ FC · 01-23-2012, 12:59 AM

How do you define $50?

angry pancake · 01-23-2012, 02:06 PM

Could you clarify "define."

01-22-2012, 01:43 PM	#82 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	What happens if F3lix sandbagged this and turns out to be taller than he says? Does it matter or is DH going to wiggle out of this bet anyway?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-22-2012, 04:49 PM	#97 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	How do we define inches? Scientific inches? Or the casual ïnches. You know, width of a few fingers or something like that.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-23-2012, 12:59 AM	#99 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	How do you define $50?
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

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01-21-2012, 06:11 PM	#77 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Well how tall are you then, gay boy? Better pray you're 5' 11" But you're not, and I know this.

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f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I'm 5' 9''.

01-22-2012, 02:48 AM	#79 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	DH? Are you 5'7" or greater?

01-22-2012, 10:40 AM	#80 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I am 5' 8"

01-22-2012, 11:05 AM	#81 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	So do we have a bet, because I don't believe you are 5' 8''

01-22-2012, 01:57 PM	#83 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	We do definitely need absolute terms of the bet. Are we still on the "If f3lix more than 2 inches taller than DH" bet, or are we looking at a "If DH within 2 inches of 5 feed 9 inches" bet?

01-22-2012, 02:19 PM	#84 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	The stakes are a bit too high for my taste in this bet, too. I could probably do $50.

01-22-2012, 02:33 PM	#86 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	It's not that simple, you jewish cunt. The doctor's office said I was 5' 8", but that was w/ my shoes on. I measured myself last night and I was 5' 6", but I'm not sure I trust the accuracy of that, since I was measuring myself.

01-22-2012, 02:55 PM	#90 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Measuring your dick is much simpler than trying to get an accurate measurement of the top of your fucking head.

01-22-2012, 03:00 PM	#92 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Alright, so I'm in for $50. The bet is that f3lix is no more than 2 inches taller than me. We'll have to do this at Gaz's house where we can be measured by an independent third party.

01-22-2012, 03:21 PM	#95 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Yes I fucking understand that. You are contending that you are more than two inches taller than me. I am contending that you are no more than two inches taller than me.

01-22-2012, 06:51 PM	#98 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	so we have a $50 bet?