I challenge YOU to a drinking contest!

[BigDongedHoe]

I can drink 8 40 oz. Miller Lites in one setting... no big deal

I also walk on water, communicate with animals, and mind-control females to succumb to my every need.

[AcTivE]

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

communicate with animals, and mind-control females to

I can do this also. I taught one of Pliedes birds to come and fly and sit on my hand...and then I would tap my hand on a table. The amount of times I tapped my hand, would be how many minutes it would take for the bird to return after it flew out the window.

[Pliedes]

Originally Posted by AcTivE

I can do this also. I taught one of Pliedes birds to come and fly and sit on my hand...and then I would tap my hand on a table. The amount of times I tapped my hand, would be how many minutes it would take for the bird to return after it flew out the window.

Ahahahaaa! Fuckin' true!

I miss Newton, my only true friend. I also miss the Ghost House, where debauchery reign'd supreme!

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In other new, I'm drunk as fuck right now. Are you?

One week, bitches. One week.

Next Saturday!!! Get yr livers' ready!