Official Nubblies Contest #5: Roadkilling - Nubblies.net Forums

Orgazmo · 02-18-2004, 03:34 PM

The long-anticipated Official Nubblies Contest #5 is upon us, friends. I'm pleased to introduce to you a contest revolving around roadkill hunting (or roadkilling), one of my personal favorite pastimes.

The format is simple here.

You go find something dead => take a picture => write up a small story/biography => post!

It's really not too tough at all. If you need anything to use as reference to what we're looking for, you can use the Roadkilling thread as a guideline. I would certainly hope that your submissions can top these bastards, though.

Let's talk about rules and guidelines. Firstly, because roadkilling isn't fun alone, this is going to be another "buddy contest." All that mean is that you're allowed to do this in groups of two. Of course, if you wish to fly solo in an attempt to hoard all of the glory for yourself, that is more than welcome. Once you snap your kill and write your biography/story type thing, go ahead and post it in this thread. Feel free to post as many roadkillings as you wish. You're not limited in quanity at all; however, it should go without saying that the Bastard and I are much more interested in quality. A single submission made of gold would easily top 1,000 mediocre stories. Another thing: since submission quantity isn't limited, and since it's a buddy contest, feel free to whore yourself out to more than one buddy during this contest. You may submit a few pics/stories with your fake friend, and then step it up a bit with your real friend later on in the contest. I certainly don't have a problem with that.

The contest begins right now and will run until Midnight - March 20th.

Go get 'em, Slugger.

Fruitacious B · 02-18-2004, 03:38 PM

I must say that I absolutely adore this contest. What if two groups submit the same roadkill? I know it'd be unlikely, but it might happen.

Ugly Bastard · 02-18-2004, 03:38 PM

Ass and hell to anyone who finds a better piece of kill than Geoffrey the Deer.

-Ugly Bastard

Fruitacious B · 02-18-2004, 03:42 PM

I've already got one in mind that will make Geoffrey the deer look like a wounded hamster in comparison. Yes, that's right. I've been taking mental notes when I see roadkill, all in anticipation of this contest.

Pliedes · 02-18-2004, 03:43 PM

I think it's finally time for me to get a digital camera.

Orgazmo · 02-18-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
I must say that I absolutely adore this contest. What if two groups submit the same roadkill? I know it'd be unlikely, but it might happen.

If two groups submit the same piece, it's only fair to assume that each group's entry would subtract a certain bit of originality from the other...thus lessening the value of each picture by a bit. Of course, the picture's creativity combined with the story could help to remedy this mutual lessening.

[ February 18, 2004, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Fruitacious B · 02-18-2004, 03:45 PM

I'll be out during Publications using the school's equipment, during school hours, biatch. This is going to be fun.

VOL · 02-18-2004, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
I think it's finally time for me to get a digital camera.

That makes two of us. I want a golden N.

Pliedes · 02-18-2004, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
I want a golden N.

Everyone wants one, but so far only two super humans have succeeded in getting them... I don't forsee this contest being any different.

VOL · 02-18-2004, 06:10 PM

buckeye and I would have one if two certain nubblites at the Christmas Shindig wouldn't have been masters of deception.

Fruitacious B · 02-18-2004, 06:48 PM

I think that the Butcher and I stand a good chance with this one. What are the rules on posthumous mutilation, such as decapitation etc.?

silver and cold · 02-18-2004, 07:02 PM

The digital camera I received this year shall come in handy.

Orgazmo · 02-18-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
I think that the Butcher and I stand a good chance with this one. What are the rules on posthumous mutilation, such as decapitation etc.?

You can do whatever the hell you want. Hunters in the past have found no shame in such acts, so we see no reason why you shouldn't be given creative control here. It should be noted, though, that finding a spectacular kill will outweigh making a mediocre kill spectacular through your own intervention...through your own intervention certainly could help to improve a kill. Before pictures would be nice to judge exactly what's been done to the creature.

Elegy · 02-18-2004, 07:15 PM

Hey, bonus points if you kill it yourself? (As in, you're what made it roadkill)

Fruitacious B · 02-18-2004, 07:16 PM

No it won't, you should just give it to me. As a gift to your favorite cousin. [img]smile.gif[/img]

silver and cold · 02-18-2004, 07:28 PM

As much as I love my favorite cousin, he will have to wait till I've found my little fuzzy ball of roadkill. Then he can probably use it.

BigDongedHoe · 02-18-2004, 07:46 PM

Amret and I will be taking this contest by a landslide by the way. I can't fucking wait to see the pathetic attempts that you guys will be making because I'm calling a straight up victory bitches.

Pliedes · 02-18-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
buckeye and I would have one if two certain nubblites at the Christmas Shindig wouldn't have been masters of deception.

You still wouldn't have beaten us.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
Amret and I will be taking this contest by a landslide by the way. I can't fucking wait to see the pathetic attempts that you guys will be making because I'm calling a straight up victory bitches.

You should be a comedian, because that was pretty funny.

Orgazmo · 02-23-2004, 04:28 PM

On the trip from Warsaw to Muncie yesterday, The Bastard and I passed quite an assload of nice kill. It's out there, folks. We've seen it. The question is: why aren't we seeing it on here?

Fruitacious B · 02-23-2004, 05:10 PM

Perfection takes time.

Ugly Bastard · 02-24-2004, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
On the trip from Warsaw to Muncie yesterday, The Bastard and I passed quite an assload of nice kill. It's out there, folks. We've seen it. The question is: why aren't we seeing it on here?

You byeat me to eet!

Fuckas

-Ugly Bastard

Percipere'Chan · 02-24-2004, 01:10 AM

I don't see any fucking pictures.

Ugly Bastard · 02-24-2004, 01:26 AM

Percipere, maybe you should go take some for us?

-Ugly Bastard

Percipere'Chan · 02-24-2004, 01:35 AM

I'll be traveling this weekend. With camera ready.

Ugly Bastard · 02-24-2004, 01:47 AM

Wow, God bless America then.

-Ugly Bastard

02-18-2004, 03:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I must say that I absolutely adore this contest. What if two groups submit the same roadkill? I know it'd be unlikely, but it might happen.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-18-2004, 03:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I've already got one in mind that will make Geoffrey the deer look like a wounded hamster in comparison. Yes, that's right. I've been taking mental notes when I see roadkill, all in anticipation of this contest.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-18-2004, 03:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I'll be out during Publications using the school's equipment, during school hours, biatch. This is going to be fun.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-18-2004, 06:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	buckeye and I would have one if two certain nubblites at the Christmas Shindig wouldn't have been masters of deception.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-18-2004, 06:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I think that the Butcher and I stand a good chance with this one. What are the rules on posthumous mutilation, such as decapitation etc.?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-18-2004, 03:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	The long-anticipated Official Nubblies Contest #5 is upon us, friends. I'm pleased to introduce to you a contest revolving around roadkill hunting (or roadkilling), one of my personal favorite pastimes. The format is simple here. You go find something dead => take a picture => write up a small story/biography => post! It's really not too tough at all. If you need anything to use as reference to what we're looking for, you can use the Roadkilling thread as a guideline. I would certainly hope that your submissions can top these bastards, though. Let's talk about rules and guidelines. Firstly, because roadkilling isn't fun alone, this is going to be another "buddy contest." All that mean is that you're allowed to do this in groups of two. Of course, if you wish to fly solo in an attempt to hoard all of the glory for yourself, that is more than welcome. Once you snap your kill and write your biography/story type thing, go ahead and post it in this thread. Feel free to post as many roadkillings as you wish. You're not limited in quanity at all; however, it should go without saying that the Bastard and I are much more interested in quality. A single submission made of gold would easily top 1,000 mediocre stories. Another thing: since submission quantity isn't limited, and since it's a buddy contest, feel free to whore yourself out to more than one buddy during this contest. You may submit a few pics/stories with your fake friend, and then step it up a bit with your real friend later on in the contest. I certainly don't have a problem with that. The contest begins right now and will run until Midnight - March 20th. Go get 'em, Slugger.

02-18-2004, 03:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Ass and hell to anyone who finds a better piece of kill than Geoffrey the Deer. -Ugly Bastard

02-18-2004, 03:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I think it's finally time for me to get a digital camera.

02-18-2004, 07:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	The digital camera I received this year shall come in handy.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

02-18-2004, 07:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Hey, bonus points if you kill it yourself? (As in, you're what made it roadkill)

02-18-2004, 07:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	No it won't, you should just give it to me. As a gift to your favorite cousin. [img]smile.gif[/img]
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-18-2004, 07:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	As much as I love my favorite cousin, he will have to wait till I've found my little fuzzy ball of roadkill. Then he can probably use it.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

02-18-2004, 07:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Amret and I will be taking this contest by a landslide by the way. I can't fucking wait to see the pathetic attempts that you guys will be making because I'm calling a straight up victory bitches.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

02-23-2004, 04:28 PM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	On the trip from Warsaw to Muncie yesterday, The Bastard and I passed quite an assload of nice kill. It's out there, folks. We've seen it. The question is: why aren't we seeing it on here?

02-23-2004, 05:10 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Perfection takes time.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-24-2004, 01:10 AM	#22 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	I don't see any fucking pictures.
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

02-24-2004, 01:26 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Percipere, maybe you should go take some for us? -Ugly Bastard

02-24-2004, 01:35 AM	#24 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	I'll be traveling this weekend. With camera ready.
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

02-24-2004, 01:47 AM	#25 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wow, God bless America then. -Ugly Bastard