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Orgazmo · 01-17-2010, 10:03 AM

You most certainly did. It is what led to you and DD not being friends.

DDTempest · 01-17-2010, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

You most certainly did. It is what led to you and DD not being friends.

Also correct. This in turn allowed me and Orgazmo to be friends because I have capped the number of friends I allow in my life at a time to 1 ... it probably could not have worked out better for any one involved.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-17-2010, 10:22 AM

Yes, it was awesome.

DDTempest · 01-22-2010, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

It was one year ago today that DDTempest fake burned his gift from Shaw because it was so late.

I'm celebrating that anniversary sans a Secret Santa gift.

In other words, on a Secret Santa shittiness scale of 1 to Shaw...Blonde is soon to be off the charts.

Sure, he has excuses and actually does seem to care...but, like a wise man once said, excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all feel weird when licked.

The good news is that I won't have to wait quite as long between Secret Santa gifts as the rest of you. Unless, of course, I get Blonde again next year. I'd still have to wait a long time then. Because he's a bad person.

HAHA remember like a week ago when Blonde still hadn't sent you a secret santa gift? That guys really sucks.

DDTempest · 01-27-2010, 04:50 PM

UPDATES?

Orgazmo · 01-27-2010, 05:21 PM

I have no updates to report.

Does anyone else have any updates to report?

ninjaface · 01-27-2010, 06:22 PM

I haven't heard anything. I wonder if anyone else has...

Mr. Blonde · 01-27-2010, 06:49 PM

god dammit.

vaga1220 * · 01-27-2010, 07:20 PM

you want to hear a funny story? I once broke my thumb on my right hand and didn't complain at all. In fact I still did my yard work and didn't complain, I went to my job and didn't complain, I competed in a karate competition; took 2nd place in all divisions I entered and I didn't complain. And I believe this is the very first time I've even mentioned my broken thumb on nubblies. I haven't even brought it up 18 or so times.
Isn't that a funny fucking story Orgazmo?

f3lix · 01-27-2010, 07:25 PM

Interesting story, Vaga. I shattered the growth plate in my thumb and one week later, was back on the courts (basketball and tennis.) I took the pain like a man and continued on with life. Does anybody else have stories about being a man?

Secret Fucking Santa · 01-27-2010, 07:25 PM

I have nothing to report ... someone has to have some kind of update right?

DDTempest · 01-27-2010, 07:28 PM

I once broke the last portion of my middle finger and had to have it pinned back together, also I saw my finger bone because I tore my fingernail off while doing it. I flipped off a cop at a stop light with my giant middle finger bandage wrap and I went to class / work the next day.

Orgazmo · 01-27-2010, 07:29 PM

Maybe my Secret Santa will gift me the ability to not notice when a gift is over a month late. If I get that gift, I'll never mention this again.

Until then...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-27-2010, 07:40 PM

I once tried to slide the end of a broomstick in my asshole. I accidentally slipped and it lacerated my anus. I was bleeding and it was very painful for about two weeks. I didn't miss any classes and still went to work every day. did I complain about it? no. How many times did I bring it up before? zero.

Someone in this thread needs to learn how to act like a man.

Mr. Blonde · 01-27-2010, 08:27 PM

"God dammit" apparently carries some heavy connotations.

Ugly Bastard · 01-28-2010, 09:10 AM

Blonde really shit the bed on this.

DDTempest · 02-04-2010, 01:41 PM

Orgazmo, I think there is an error with the database system accelerator application processing core. I went back to reminisce on all the great gifts and good times were had by all this last holiday season and I can't seem to find any posts with you reporting on the gift you received. I know you are an honest, hard working, appreciative, and selfless man that would certainly follow through with this task so I can only assume that Nubblies' code might have been damaged so as to hide your post and everyone's responses to how awesome your gift was.

I went ahead and Googled it for you and I think I found what's wrong: Database System Accelerator Application Processing Core Error.

Mr. Blonde · 02-04-2010, 10:19 PM

that is a good mspaint of a black person.

Ugly Bastard · 02-05-2010, 12:42 PM

Blonde,

Can you please state your case one more time as to why each participating member in this year's Secret Santa gift exchange should not give you a negrep for potentially not even beating the deadline of Valentine's Day? Better make it good because I'm not joking.

Mr. Blonde · 02-05-2010, 01:35 PM

If you're asking me to beg to not receive negrep, you're barking up the wrong tree. I've stated it was a failure on my part and deserve it anyhow. His gift is coming, very late, due to my failure.

Cocktooth · 02-05-2010, 06:05 PM

Mine was only 26 days late, fwiw.

ninjaface · 02-05-2010, 06:21 PM

So Mr. Blonde is a bigger failure? I think not. You have a child on the way.

DJ FC · 02-06-2010, 02:40 AM

In the race to spread our genes the score is

Shaw - 1
Blonde - 0

Not a failure in that regard.

DDTempest · 02-06-2010, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Mine was only 26 days late, fwiw.

History has proven Shaw a better man than Blonde.

DDTempest · 02-06-2010, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

His gift is coming, very late, due to my failure.

Does this mean its in transit or that it will be coming some day?

01-17-2010, 10:22 AM	#103 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Yes, it was awesome.
	#YOLO

01-27-2010, 06:49 PM	#108 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	god dammit.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-27-2010, 07:20 PM	#109 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	you want to hear a funny story? I once broke my thumb on my right hand and didn't complain at all. In fact I still did my yard work and didn't complain, I went to my job and didn't complain, I competed in a karate competition; took 2nd place in all divisions I entered and I didn't complain. And I believe this is the very first time I've even mentioned my broken thumb on nubblies. I haven't even brought it up 18 or so times. Isn't that a funny fucking story Orgazmo?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

01-27-2010, 07:25 PM	#111 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	I have nothing to report ... someone has to have some kind of update right?
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

01-27-2010, 07:40 PM	#114 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I once tried to slide the end of a broomstick in my asshole. I accidentally slipped and it lacerated my anus. I was bleeding and it was very painful for about two weeks. I didn't miss any classes and still went to work every day. did I complain about it? no. How many times did I bring it up before? zero. Someone in this thread needs to learn how to act like a man.
	#YOLO

01-17-2010, 10:03 AM	#101 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	You most certainly did. It is what led to you and DD not being friends.

01-27-2010, 05:21 PM	#106 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I have no updates to report. Does anyone else have any updates to report?

01-27-2010, 06:22 PM	#107 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I haven't heard anything. I wonder if anyone else has...

01-27-2010, 07:25 PM	#110 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Interesting story, Vaga. I shattered the growth plate in my thumb and one week later, was back on the courts (basketball and tennis.) I took the pain like a man and continued on with life. Does anybody else have stories about being a man?

01-27-2010, 07:29 PM	#113 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Maybe my Secret Santa will gift me the ability to not notice when a gift is over a month late. If I get that gift, I'll never mention this again. Until then...

01-27-2010, 08:27 PM	#115 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	"God dammit" apparently carries some heavy connotations.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-28-2010, 09:10 AM	#116 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Blonde really shit the bed on this.

02-04-2010, 10:19 PM	#118 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	that is a good mspaint of a black person.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-05-2010, 12:42 PM	#119 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Blonde, Can you please state your case one more time as to why each participating member in this year's Secret Santa gift exchange should not give you a negrep for potentially not even beating the deadline of Valentine's Day? Better make it good because I'm not joking.

02-05-2010, 01:35 PM	#120 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	If you're asking me to beg to not receive negrep, you're barking up the wrong tree. I've stated it was a failure on my part and deserve it anyhow. His gift is coming, very late, due to my failure.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-05-2010, 06:05 PM	#121 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Mine was only 26 days late, fwiw.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-05-2010, 06:21 PM	#122 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	So Mr. Blonde is a bigger failure? I think not. You have a child on the way.

02-06-2010, 02:40 AM	#123 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	In the race to spread our genes the score is Shaw - 1 Blonde - 0 Not a failure in that regard.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

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