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Pliedes · 12-16-2003, 09:39 PM

midnight walk alone
the silence is comforting
my old friend winter

Titan · 12-16-2003, 11:05 PM

when the winter dies
my vernal friend spring arrives
odors in my eyes

Pliedes · 12-17-2003, 12:27 AM

bringing life from death
spring paints the earth with color
nature is reborn

Rudy · 12-17-2003, 02:17 AM

very old grandpa
old dickly dingly dicksac
takes viagra daily

[ December 16, 2003, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Rudy ]

Saint DH · 12-17-2003, 02:22 AM

Hey dick tickler
Do not play with dick, you queer
Find a vagina

[ December 16, 2003, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Orgazmo · 12-17-2003, 02:36 AM

The cunt ate my cock!
No! No! Please return my cock!
Why thank you, kind ma'am.

Rudy · 12-17-2003, 02:43 AM

black man grabs chicken
sticks chicken in asshole pipe
shits chicken remains

Orgazmo · 12-17-2003, 02:48 AM

The snake's in my room!
Oh! It's a cocksucking snake!
Alright, you may stay.

Percipere'Chan · 12-17-2003, 02:55 AM

That's some fucked up shit
I about laughed my ass off
cool. post more, post more

Orgazmo · 12-17-2003, 02:59 AM

Muhammad Ali
Guy has Parkinson's disease
Best handjob ever!

Percipere'Chan · 12-17-2003, 03:01 AM

how to make haikus
is it that they count fingers?
i sure as hell do

Orgazmo · 12-17-2003, 03:05 AM

I fucked the wrong bitch.
Now my dick has a green rash.
Should have worn a hat.

Rudy · 12-17-2003, 03:06 AM

ethiopians
never get to eat good food
skinny as a string

Pliedes · 12-17-2003, 03:06 AM

Pirates love the cock
they find it on their own ship
dirty pirate fags

Orgazmo · 12-17-2003, 03:10 AM

'The Cock' means 'Bitches'
So...pirates love the 'bitches'
'Fags' must mean 'hung studs'

Rudy · 12-17-2003, 03:11 AM

ate too much pussy
my mouth tastes like fuckin fish
better that then dick

Orgazmo · 12-17-2003, 03:14 AM

What's that on your chin?
Milk? It looks a bit thicker...
I think it's semen.

Rudy · 12-17-2003, 03:18 AM

titifuck a bitch
shooting loads on her earlobe
save it for later

Orgazmo · 12-17-2003, 03:21 AM

Why are your eyes closed?
Oh! Crusted shut by semen?
I aplogize.

Saint DH · 12-17-2003, 03:25 AM

Load shot at the face
Ooops! I missed! Get Towel.
Wipe off floor, you whore.

Rudy · 12-17-2003, 03:29 AM

chew on a nipple
oops i bit the tit too hard
yum now i have gum

Percipere'Chan · 12-17-2003, 10:18 PM

Ninjas suck fat ass.
Robots you cannot hurt.
Bots... Superior.

Titan · 12-17-2003, 10:53 PM

Bots ruled by Ninjas
Programmed to kill each other
Poor controlled Robots

Calamity Jane · 07-08-2004, 08:12 PM

Twisted and sinking
Cold heart that has no feelings
He wanders alone.

Orgazmo · 07-08-2004, 08:44 PM

I just ate poison.
Just kidding. Was really corn.
It was pretty good.

12-16-2003, 11:05 PM	#27 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	when the winter dies my vernal friend spring arrives odors in my eyes
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-17-2003, 02:55 AM	#34 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	That's some fucked up shit I about laughed my ass off cool. post more, post more
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

12-17-2003, 03:01 AM	#36 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	how to make haikus is it that they count fingers? i sure as hell do
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

12-17-2003, 10:18 PM	#47 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	Ninjas suck fat ass. Robots you cannot hurt. Bots... Superior.
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

12-17-2003, 10:53 PM	#48 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Bots ruled by Ninjas Programmed to kill each other Poor controlled Robots
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-16-2003, 09:39 PM	#26 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	midnight walk alone the silence is comforting my old friend winter

12-17-2003, 12:27 AM	#28 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	bringing life from death spring paints the earth with color nature is reborn

12-17-2003, 02:17 AM	#29 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	very old grandpa old dickly dingly dicksac takes viagra daily [ December 16, 2003, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Rudy ]

12-17-2003, 02:22 AM	#30 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Hey dick tickler Do not play with dick, you queer Find a vagina [ December 16, 2003, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

12-17-2003, 02:36 AM	#31 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	The cunt ate my cock! No! No! Please return my cock! Why thank you, kind ma'am.

12-17-2003, 02:43 AM	#32 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	black man grabs chicken sticks chicken in asshole pipe shits chicken remains

12-17-2003, 02:48 AM	#33 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	The snake's in my room! Oh! It's a cocksucking snake! Alright, you may stay.

12-17-2003, 02:59 AM	#35 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Muhammad Ali Guy has Parkinson's disease Best handjob ever!

12-17-2003, 03:05 AM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I fucked the wrong bitch. Now my dick has a green rash. Should have worn a hat.

12-17-2003, 03:06 AM	#38 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	ethiopians never get to eat good food skinny as a string

12-17-2003, 03:06 AM	#39 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Pirates love the cock they find it on their own ship dirty pirate fags

12-17-2003, 03:10 AM	#40 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	'The Cock' means 'Bitches' So...pirates love the 'bitches' 'Fags' must mean 'hung studs'

12-17-2003, 03:11 AM	#41 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	ate too much pussy my mouth tastes like fuckin fish better that then dick

12-17-2003, 03:14 AM	#42 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	What's that on your chin? Milk? It looks a bit thicker... I think it's semen.

12-17-2003, 03:18 AM	#43 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	titifuck a bitch shooting loads on her earlobe save it for later

12-17-2003, 03:21 AM	#44 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Why are your eyes closed? Oh! Crusted shut by semen? I aplogize.

12-17-2003, 03:25 AM	#45 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Load shot at the face Ooops! I missed! Get Towel. Wipe off floor, you whore.

12-17-2003, 03:29 AM	#46 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	chew on a nipple oops i bit the tit too hard yum now i have gum

07-08-2004, 08:12 PM	#49 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	Twisted and sinking Cold heart that has no feelings He wanders alone.

07-08-2004, 08:44 PM	#50 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I just ate poison. Just kidding. Was really corn. It was pretty good.