When is the last time you took a good, hard, long look at your asshole in a mirror? - Nubblies.net Forums

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-27-2009, 07:45 AM

This morning.

Orgazmo · 02-27-2009, 09:16 AM

Two evenings ago.

DDTempest · 02-27-2009, 09:50 AM

"When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you"

Ugly Bastard · 02-27-2009, 01:42 PM

God it's been years. I don't like it. Plus it doesn't smell so hot when you hold your cheeks wide open for several seconds.

Cocktooth · 02-28-2009, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

God it's been years. I don't like it. Plus it doesn't smell so hot when you hold your cheeks wide open for several seconds.

I would suggest a trim, and an anal cleanser.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-28-2009, 06:53 PM

Can we get some participation from some of our female members in this thread?

Landing Strip · 02-28-2009, 07:59 PM

UB, you should use wet wipes, they are far better than just toilet paper.

ID, I do not keep track of when I look at my ass hole.

TwoBlackEyes · 02-28-2009, 10:47 PM

I don't need to look at my asshole. I know where it is. It isn't going anywhere.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Landing Strip

UB, you should use wet wipes, they are far better than just toilet paper.

<^> (*.*) <^>

bitch

Landing Strip · 03-01-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaw

I would suggest a trim, and an anal cleanser.

Do you mean trim your asshole hairs? I would imagine that to be difficult and dangerous. I'd also think that if you cut them short enough or at such an angle, it'd actually be painful.

and

Do you mean "anal cleanser" as in an enema? If an enema is meant, I can't see how it would affect smell. Or did you just use a fancy word for "wash your asshole?"

edit: reread this and had no meanings of being condescending.

Mr. Blonde · 03-01-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Landing Strip

Do you mean trim your asshole hairs? I would imagine that to be difficult and dangerous. I'd also think that if you cut them short enough or at such an angle, it'd actually be painful.

Nah. I do this from time to time. As a woman, let me inform you: Guys have a lot more asshole hair than you do (do girls even grown any? gross) and if you have one or two unsolid excrements it gets all up in the hair if you don't shower right after and its just not fun. I trim to keep this to a minimum.

Landing Strip · 03-01-2009, 02:19 PM

Blonde, ty for the confirmation.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 02:42 PM

We should play a game. It's called "Name That Asshole". Everyone takes pictures of their assholes, PMs it to Orgazmo and he posts the pictures. Everyone gets to guess whose asshole belongs to each picture. Most correct guesses gets a Golden N!

DDTempest · 03-01-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

We should play a game. It's called "Name That Asshole". Everyone takes pictures of their assholes, PMs it to Orgazmo and he posts the pictures. Everyone gets to guess whose asshole belongs to each picture. Most correct guesses gets a Golden N!

This thread started off pretty gay, now its gone off the cliff.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-01-2009, 03:23 PM

I'll play.

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Originally Posted by TwoBlackEyes

I don't need to look at my asshole. I know where it is. It isn't going anywhere.

You could have a rectal prolapse and not even know it.

Landing Strip · 03-01-2009, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

I'll play.

You could have a rectal prolapse and not even know it.

Holy smokes. Rectal prolapse is medical jargon for pink sock. This is some serious stuff, TBE, you should at least peek at your asshole. I'm only trying to prevent such disasters from happening to you.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 08:02 PM

Snap off a couple of quick pics while you're back there too and get them up on here so we can see what we're dealing with.

Landing Strip · 03-01-2009, 08:17 PM

I know this is pretty exciting and all [actual pics of TBE], but no assholes should be exposed until all participants of Name That Asshole have submitted their photos.

TwoBlackEyes · 03-01-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

We should play a game. It's called "Name That Asshole". Everyone takes pictures of their assholes, PMs it to Orgazmo and he posts the pictures. Everyone gets to guess whose asshole belongs to each picture. Most correct guesses gets a Golden N!

I think there are already plenty of pictures of assholes on this site.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 09:31 PM

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