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DDTempest · 09-29-2008, 07:19 PM

There is a game that knows no end. There is a game that provides epic lulz with only your imagination as a limit. In the spirit of competition and preying on the weak I bring you:

Yahoo! Answers

Its really quite simple. Someone asks a question, people answer.

We post found questions in any number of topics and answer them professionally, courteously, concisely, and wrong. Post a link here to a question you answered incorrectly and the others join in agreeing with the incorrect answer thus creating a moment of truth for those unable to use a simple search engine.

I will be your guide for this journey. As time goes on, I will detail strategy and methods for leveling up, thus allowing more questions to be answered and the ability to vote others answers correct, further discrediting common decency. Make your names professional sounding, create a yahoo 360 profile with a good picture of a respectable doctor to add credibility.

here is my current incarnation: Dr. Bruce Campbell

Below are some examples of my work thus far, Mr Blonde tells me Bengay on the testicles is quite excruciating.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-29-2008, 10:01 PM

i like this very much, unfortunately i'm too lazy to do it right now

Mr. Blonde · 10-07-2008, 11:45 PM

you guys are missing some pretty fucking hilarious shit from DDTempest here, i might actually have to start doing this. Here are some of his good recent ones. People actually take him seriously, its fucking hilarious

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...nfo-fgKq7Q0Daa

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...nfo-exDAHnYsaa

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2008, 12:03 AM

oh man thats horrible! his tone is perfect

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2008, 12:04 AM

unfortunately i cant browse all his work because his answers are set to private

Orgazmo · 10-08-2008, 08:45 AM

Agreed, perfect tone. Great work. I'll try to join in later.

f3lix · 10-08-2008, 12:59 PM

These are quite funny. The picture just sells it all the more.

DDTempest · 10-09-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

unfortunately i cant browse all his work because his answers are set to private

You figure out after a couple times people stalking you from question to question saying that you are basically an assclown posting lies that you need to go anon. All you have to do is add me to your contacts list and you can read all my answers.

A lot of them involve the holistic remedy "cinnamilk" which is the combination of cinnamon and milk. It treats everything from acne to indigestion to thinning hair.

DDTempest · 10-09-2008, 05:15 PM

some recent victories...

Ironic Mustache · 10-09-2008, 05:34 PM

WRONG. It was King George II who conquered Indonesia, with the help of a cinnamilk somehow.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-09-2008, 07:20 PM

I think that was the point Ironic. Cinnamilk > All. Best Answer.

Ironic Mustache · 10-10-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

I think that was the point Ironic.

Either your sarcasm detector is broken or mine is.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-10-2008, 12:16 PM

Let's troubleshoot it.

Ironic Mustache · 10-10-2008, 12:28 PM

Yeah that sounds like a great idea!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-10-2008, 01:35 PM

I think its working!

Ironic Mustache · 10-10-2008, 01:49 PM

Now I'm just confused! Why are we exclaiming everything?!?!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-10-2008, 03:16 PM

Because we are having a sargasm!

DDTempest · 10-12-2008, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Because we are having a sargasm!

Is a sargasm like an orgasm with sars?

Orgazmo · 10-12-2008, 07:18 PM

Cover your mouth up like you got sars.

Jesus Chrystler · 10-12-2008, 07:46 PM

Cover your dick up cause it's got sores.

Ironic Mustache · 10-16-2008, 02:12 PM

So what's your deal? You just come around every so often, suck for a while, and then leave? About time for that leaving part says I.

DDTempest · 10-17-2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

So what's your deal? You just come around every so often, suck for a while, and then leave? About time for that leaving part says I.

Who?

StabMaster Arson · 10-17-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

So what's your deal? You just come around every so often, suck for a while, and then leave? About time for that leaving part says I.

He just like you, only he leaves.

ZING!

DJ FC · 10-18-2008, 08:06 AM

I had no idea what cinnamilk was so I googled it:

http://www.google.com/search?source=...z=&q=cinnamilk

Mr. Blonde · 10-18-2008, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Who?

Jesus Chrystler. He's one of our members' aliases.

09-29-2008, 07:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	Gentlemen... There is a game that knows no end. There is a game that provides epic lulz with only your imagination as a limit. In the spirit of competition and preying on the weak I bring you: Yahoo! Answers Its really quite simple. Someone asks a question, people answer. We post found questions in any number of topics and answer them professionally, courteously, concisely, and wrong. Post a link here to a question you answered incorrectly and the others join in agreeing with the incorrect answer thus creating a moment of truth for those unable to use a simple search engine. I will be your guide for this journey. As time goes on, I will detail strategy and methods for leveling up, thus allowing more questions to be answered and the ability to vote others answers correct, further discrediting common decency. Make your names professional sounding, create a yahoo 360 profile with a good picture of a respectable doctor to add credibility. here is my current incarnation: Dr. Bruce Campbell Below are some examples of my work thus far, Mr Blonde tells me Bengay on the testicles is quite excruciating. Attached Thumbnails
	Last edited by DDTempest; 09-29-2008 at 07:22 PM.

09-29-2008, 10:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	i like this very much, unfortunately i'm too lazy to do it right now
	#YOLO

10-08-2008, 12:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	oh man thats horrible! his tone is perfect
	#YOLO

10-08-2008, 12:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	unfortunately i cant browse all his work because his answers are set to private
	#YOLO

10-09-2008, 05:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	some recent victories... Attached Thumbnails

10-07-2008, 11:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	you guys are missing some pretty fucking hilarious shit from DDTempest here, i might actually have to start doing this. Here are some of his good recent ones. People actually take him seriously, its fucking hilarious http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...nfo-fgKq7Q0Daa http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...nfo-exDAHnYsaa

10-08-2008, 08:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Agreed, perfect tone. Great work. I'll try to join in later.

10-08-2008, 12:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	These are quite funny. The picture just sells it all the more.

10-09-2008, 05:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	WRONG. It was King George II who conquered Indonesia, with the help of a cinnamilk somehow.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-09-2008, 07:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I think that was the point Ironic. Cinnamilk > All. Best Answer.
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 10-09-2008 at 07:23 PM.

10-10-2008, 12:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Let's troubleshoot it.
	#YOLO

10-10-2008, 12:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah that sounds like a great idea!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-10-2008, 01:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I think its working!
	#YOLO

10-10-2008, 01:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Now I'm just confused! Why are we exclaiming everything?!?!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-10-2008, 03:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Because we are having a sargasm!
	#YOLO

10-18-2008, 08:06 AM	#24 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	I had no idea what cinnamilk was so I googled it: http://www.google.com/search?source=...z=&q=cinnamilk
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-12-2008, 07:18 PM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Cover your mouth up like you got sars.

10-12-2008, 07:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	Cover your dick up cause it's got sores.
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

10-16-2008, 02:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	So what's your deal? You just come around every so often, suck for a while, and then leave? About time for that leaving part says I.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.