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Mr. Blonde · 11-24-2009, 11:26 AM

I propose that Nubblies hold a no-masturbation contest. If you have a girlfriend, and wish to participate, you would have to go without sex and masturbation. As I understand it, however, most of us are single, and understandably so.

I propose maybe a small pool. $5, winner takes all. It'd be based on honesty of course, but I think we all have better things to do than lie about winning a no-masturbation contest.

I think this could be fun.

Orgazmo · 11-24-2009, 12:26 PM

My initial thought is that this is a terrible idea.

I might be wrong about that, though.

Mr. Blonde · 11-24-2009, 12:30 PM

If you're too much of a pussy to go without getting laid for long.

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Ugly Bastard · 11-24-2009, 01:10 PM

I'm gonna sit this one out.

DDTempest · 11-24-2009, 01:41 PM

I read the second post in this thread and couldn't help myself ... count me out.

Cocktooth · 11-24-2009, 09:52 PM

I'm a competitive guy, but this is a contest I wouldn't even want to win.

Mr. Blonde · 11-24-2009, 10:29 PM

Thanks for swaying the populace, ~~cockface~~ Orgazmo.

Fruitacious B · 11-25-2009, 02:06 AM

I doubt that not wanting to withhold oneself from the one of the greatest pleasures in life really needed any swaying. I won't be participating in any abstinence contest, that's for sure.

Mr. Blonde · 11-25-2009, 05:56 AM

shitheap

DJ FC · 11-25-2009, 03:40 PM

Blonde you're becoming so... asian.

vaga1220 * · 11-25-2009, 03:41 PM

If I count my self in right now do I win by default?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-26-2009, 12:23 AM

admins please delete thread

DDTempest · 11-26-2009, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

admins please delete thread

Wait wait wait!!!

I've gone 5 hours without masturbating ... I'm in it to win it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-26-2009, 12:36 AM

I've been masturbating fro the last 5 hours.

Dent · 12-23-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I propose maybe a small pool.

I propose mb a small pool of my come to the winner.

18 hours and horny as a motherfucker, ttyl.

vaga1220 * · 01-20-2010, 06:53 PM

Have I won yet? Can I start masturbating again? God do I want to beat it to this Pear Perfect <---- nsfw

11-24-2009, 11:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	The Contest. I propose that Nubblies hold a no-masturbation contest. If you have a girlfriend, and wish to participate, you would have to go without sex and masturbation. As I understand it, however, most of us are single, and understandably so. I propose maybe a small pool. $5, winner takes all. It'd be based on honesty of course, but I think we all have better things to do than lie about winning a no-masturbation contest. I think this could be fun.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-24-2009, 09:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I'm a competitive guy, but this is a contest I wouldn't even want to win.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

11-24-2009, 10:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Thanks for swaying the populace, ~~cockface~~ Orgazmo.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-25-2009, 02:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I doubt that not wanting to withhold oneself from the one of the greatest pleasures in life really needed any swaying. I won't be participating in any abstinence contest, that's for sure.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-25-2009, 05:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	shitheap
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-24-2009, 12:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	My initial thought is that this is a terrible idea. I might be wrong about that, though.

11-24-2009, 01:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'm gonna sit this one out.

11-25-2009, 03:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Blonde you're becoming so... asian.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-25-2009, 03:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	If I count my self in right now do I win by default?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

11-26-2009, 12:23 AM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	admins please delete thread
	#YOLO

11-26-2009, 12:36 AM	#14 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I've been masturbating fro the last 5 hours.
	#YOLO

01-20-2010, 06:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Have I won yet? Can I start masturbating again? God do I want to beat it to this Pear Perfect <---- nsfw
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

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