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Alpha · 04-13-2004, 12:35 AM

I'm afraid of Stabmaster Arson.

besides him? I guess I'm scared of twins and physically retarded people.

malibu · 04-13-2004, 12:46 AM

Wow I have a list:
1.)Spiders
2.)Heights
3.)Retarded People, although I'm recovering from that because they always come into work
4.)Guns and Knives
5.)Small spaces
6.)Death
7.)and the dark isn't too great for me either I know it sounds lame but oh well.

the Butcher · 04-13-2004, 01:18 AM

I'm scared of bodies of water which I can't see the bottom of. So basically any pond, lake, river, canal, marsh, swamp or ocean...scare the shit out of me.

George Sherman · 04-13-2004, 01:32 AM

You and your brother both.

cough man · 04-13-2004, 01:55 AM

im terrified of small places or big packed crowds also known as claustrophpbia. my parents think it had something to do with my big sister shoving me in boxes and closets when i was a little kid and leaving me stuck in there for hours.

Mr. Blonde · 04-13-2004, 01:57 AM

you think?

fat_retard · 04-13-2004, 06:24 PM

Deep water, I can't swim because I was terrified when I was younger to get into the lake past the kiddie section. I can't stand riding on boats either because I always think I'm going to fall off. For an example how scared I was, when I was in first grade there was a picture in a book I was reading that showed a really deep lpart of the ocean and I was scared of it, I wouldn't even look at the picture. Yeah, I'm a pussy.

Idontwanna · 04-13-2004, 06:53 PM

I am completly and absolutly terrified of spiders and alot of other types of insects. They just move soo fast like they could just run up to me and bite me or whatnot. I live near a lake and I am terrified of seaweed.... just the feeling that it could tangle me up and pull me down to my death gives me the creeps. Not to mention it is WAY too slimy for my tastes.

Mr. Blonde · 04-13-2004, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elegy:
Here is a pic for all you spider haters out there:

Elegy, i still wouldnt mind knowing the story behind this fucking beast.

Idontwanna · 04-13-2004, 07:45 PM

Oh thanks so much for putting that spider on there its fucking disgusting... I would probably pass out if I ever saw that in real life.

Mr. Blonde · 04-13-2004, 07:55 PM

At which point i would promptly take advantage of you.

AnotherUmbrage · 04-13-2004, 07:58 PM

My list consists of:
Spiders...of any shape, size, color...real or fake, they all scare the shit out of me. As does the one in the picture.
Seaweed...if that shit touches me I'm outta the water in a heartbeat.
Weeping Willows...I always feel as if there just gunna suck me up and swallow me, or squeeze the life outta me.
Dog Poop....yeah, strange..but true

Idontwanna · 04-13-2004, 07:58 PM

That is soo very wrong but hey what ever floats your boat.

Elegy · 04-13-2004, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Elegy, i still wouldnt mind knowing the story behind this fucking beast.

Oh, okay. Here you go:

Reuters - A recent study by Cambridge University has determined that Iraq is home to huge fucking spiders.

Okay, sorry Mr. Blonde, there was no story. Just that picture. I'll try to find some scientific info on what these monstrosities are.

[ April 13, 2004, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: Elegy ]

Elegy · 04-13-2004, 09:01 PM

Ok, those nightmarish creatures are known as
Goliath Spiders apparently. The websites I have found say they are the largest spiders in the world (God, I hope so) but it says they are indigenous to the Rain Forest (not Iraq). It also says they the world record one had a leg span of 11 inches, but those two look much larger. So, I really don't know I guess.

The best hypothesis that I can come up with is that they were mutant Goliath spiders on vacation.

George Sherman · 04-13-2004, 09:03 PM

Dear lord, that is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in my life. If I ever saw that, and I had a gun on me, i would shoot myself.

the Butcher · 04-13-2004, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Sherman:
Dear lord, that is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in my life. If I ever saw that, and I had a gun on me, i would shoot myself.

So, you would take your life, instead of the logical idea of shooting the spider?

George Sherman · 04-14-2004, 12:03 AM

Dude, you know how bad I freak out about spiders, and plus, that thing is huge I would probably need a tank. The smart choice would be to take my life. Where the fuck have you been dude.

StabMaster Arson · 04-14-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elegy:
Spiders, spiders, spiders...

1. you're a fucking idiot

2. that's not a goliath spider

3. that isn't a spider at all, it's a solifugae

The creatures in the picture are called a 'camel spiders', 'sun scorpions', or 'wind scorpions. They are non-venomous, but are among the fastest arthropods with the ability to reach 10mph.

here's a video of one eating a scorpion.

jubblies · 04-15-2004, 07:22 PM

Shit...that spider picture freaked me out. I was squinting really close to read some of these notes, scrolled down, and Ta-da!!! Big eight legged thingy in my face. Thanks.

So ya, I hate spiders. I had one in the shower this morning. The little bastard scuttled away before I could squish him with shampoo.

As for my other phobias?

Dude, crabs.

I mean, really, who runs sideways?

I'm also terrified of tornados.

So if a giant, man eating spider and a crab come after me riding a tornado?????

I'm f***ed.

jubblies · 04-15-2004, 07:23 PM

And I also think that losing the person you love or the people you care about most is a phobia of most everyone...so then I guess that would make the number one phobia...being alone?

Elegy · 04-15-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elegy:
Spiders, spiders, spiders...

1. you're a fucking idiot

2. that's not a goliath spider

3. that isn't a spider at all, it's a solifugae

The creatures in the picture are called a 'camel spiders', 'sun scorpions', or 'wind scorpions. They are non-venomous, but are among the fastest arthropods with the ability to reach 10mph.
</font>[/quote]Forgive me, Stabmaster, I stand corrected. I only said that it was a spider because that was what Newsfilter said it was. I tried to figure out what it was, jumped to conclusions, and was wrong.

sparklemotion · 04-16-2004, 01:03 AM

Wellllllll let's see here. I can't think of any really big ones off the top of my head. I shoot my mouth off far too often, and get yelled at for that... but... that doesn't phase me. Got no problems singing in front of people... scratch THAT one off the list...
I guess if anything I'm a bit claustraphobic. Like a lot. But, somehow I always put myself in stupid situations that welcome claustraphobia. For example, when I climbed into a cardboard box at a party just to "prove that I could fit." The lid was promptly shut and I was sat upon... I started to panic...
I don't want to talk about it.

yardobeef · 04-16-2004, 07:19 PM

I am afraid of getting tortured, more specifically, with my nuts being squeezed in a vice.

benegesseritwitch · 04-19-2004, 01:19 PM

I'm afraid of most bugs.
All the little extra legs and crap bothers me.
I don't particularly like scorpions either.
Crabs are cute, and flying is fun.

04-13-2004, 12:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'm afraid of Stabmaster Arson. besides him? I guess I'm scared of twins and physically retarded people.
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04-13-2004, 12:46 AM	#27 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Wow I have a list: 1.)Spiders 2.)Heights 3.)Retarded People, although I'm recovering from that because they always come into work 4.)Guns and Knives 5.)Small spaces 6.)Death 7.)and the dark isn't too great for me either I know it sounds lame but oh well.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

04-13-2004, 01:18 AM	#28 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	I'm scared of bodies of water which I can't see the bottom of. So basically any pond, lake, river, canal, marsh, swamp or ocean...scare the shit out of me.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

04-13-2004, 01:32 AM	#29 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	You and your brother both.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-13-2004, 01:55 AM	#30 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	im terrified of small places or big packed crowds also known as claustrophpbia. my parents think it had something to do with my big sister shoving me in boxes and closets when i was a little kid and leaving me stuck in there for hours.
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

04-13-2004, 01:57 AM	#31 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	you think?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-13-2004, 06:24 PM	#32 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Deep water, I can't swim because I was terrified when I was younger to get into the lake past the kiddie section. I can't stand riding on boats either because I always think I'm going to fall off. For an example how scared I was, when I was in first grade there was a picture in a book I was reading that showed a really deep lpart of the ocean and I was scared of it, I wouldn't even look at the picture. Yeah, I'm a pussy.

04-13-2004, 06:53 PM	#33 (permalink)
Idontwanna Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Silverlake, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	I am completly and absolutly terrified of spiders and alot of other types of insects. They just move soo fast like they could just run up to me and bite me or whatnot. I live near a lake and I am terrified of seaweed.... just the feeling that it could tangle me up and pull me down to my death gives me the creeps. Not to mention it is WAY too slimy for my tastes.
	What's the point in smiling if you have no one to smile for?

04-13-2004, 07:45 PM	#35 (permalink)
Idontwanna Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Silverlake, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	Oh thanks so much for putting that spider on there its fucking disgusting... I would probably pass out if I ever saw that in real life.
	What's the point in smiling if you have no one to smile for?

04-13-2004, 07:55 PM	#36 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	At which point i would promptly take advantage of you.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-13-2004, 07:58 PM	#37 (permalink)
AnotherUmbrage Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 17 Internets: 10	My list consists of: Spiders...of any shape, size, color...real or fake, they all scare the shit out of me. As does the one in the picture. Seaweed...if that shit touches me I'm outta the water in a heartbeat. Weeping Willows...I always feel as if there just gunna suck me up and swallow me, or squeeze the life outta me. Dog Poop....yeah, strange..but true

04-13-2004, 07:58 PM	#38 (permalink)
Idontwanna Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Silverlake, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	That is soo very wrong but hey what ever floats your boat.
	What's the point in smiling if you have no one to smile for?

04-13-2004, 09:01 PM	#40 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Ok, those nightmarish creatures are known as Goliath Spiders apparently. The websites I have found say they are the largest spiders in the world (God, I hope so) but it says they are indigenous to the Rain Forest (not Iraq). It also says they the world record one had a leg span of 11 inches, but those two look much larger. So, I really don't know I guess. The best hypothesis that I can come up with is that they were mutant Goliath spiders on vacation.

04-13-2004, 09:03 PM	#41 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Dear lord, that is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in my life. If I ever saw that, and I had a gun on me, i would shoot myself.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-14-2004, 12:03 AM	#43 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Dude, you know how bad I freak out about spiders, and plus, that thing is huge I would probably need a tank. The smart choice would be to take my life. Where the fuck have you been dude.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-15-2004, 07:22 PM	#45 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	Shit...that spider picture freaked me out. I was squinting really close to read some of these notes, scrolled down, and Ta-da!!! Big eight legged thingy in my face. Thanks. So ya, I hate spiders. I had one in the shower this morning. The little bastard scuttled away before I could squish him with shampoo. As for my other phobias? Dude, crabs. I mean, really, who runs sideways? I'm also terrified of tornados. So if a giant, man eating spider and a crab come after me riding a tornado????? I'm f***ed.

04-15-2004, 07:23 PM	#46 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	And I also think that losing the person you love or the people you care about most is a phobia of most everyone...so then I guess that would make the number one phobia...being alone?

04-16-2004, 01:03 AM	#48 (permalink)
sparklemotion Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BSU Posts: 34 Internets: 76	Wellllllll let's see here. I can't think of any really big ones off the top of my head. I shoot my mouth off far too often, and get yelled at for that... but... that doesn't phase me. Got no problems singing in front of people... scratch THAT one off the list... I guess if anything I'm a bit claustraphobic. Like a lot. But, somehow I always put myself in stupid situations that welcome claustraphobia. For example, when I climbed into a cardboard box at a party just to "prove that I could fit." The lid was promptly shut and I was sat upon... I started to panic... I don't want to talk about it.
	"I am Jack's severe lack of interest."

04-16-2004, 07:19 PM	#49 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	I am afraid of getting tortured, more specifically, with my nuts being squeezed in a vice.
	What up brah?

04-19-2004, 01:19 PM	#50 (permalink)
benegesseritwitch Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Duluth, Minnesota, USA Posts: 47 Internets: 10	I'm afraid of most bugs. All the little extra legs and crap bothers me. I don't particularly like scorpions either. Crabs are cute, and flying is fun.

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