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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Warsaw
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They make me look tough when people walk into my room. I occasionally will go a couple rounds with the heavy bag just adjacent to my bed. I still give Felix 2 to 1 odds in knocking me on my ass in round 1. He's a roughian.
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Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.
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Gangnam Style
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: DH's Massage Parlor
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I suggest going to the Beer Sellar in Castleton tomorrow night and hanging there for quite a while. They have 50 beers on tap and is a great place to drink. They have sand-shuffleboard which is very great for playing on teams while drunk.
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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Beer Cellar sounds terrific. Color me interested.
I just moved into my house...so I'll have an extra bed + some couch space if people want to stay here that night. I live pretty close to it. You assholes should probably actually show up this time. |
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Gangnam Style
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: DH's Massage Parlor
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The link I provided gives everything, faggots. Call and ask for w/e elitexc is and ID quit spanking to giraffe porn for 5 minutes and look at the fucking googlemap link on their site. God you guys are fucking retarded and I can't wait to see you.
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Emperor Meow
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I passed out on Orgazmo's couch last night after banana tits gave us a ride home from the bar.
So I woke up this morning at around 5am and my pants were soaking wet. I said "what the fuck did I piss myself?" I get up and go to the bathroom to inspect myself and take off my jeans. I took a big wiff of them, they don't smell like urine. Maybe I fell asleep with a beer in my lap or something? They didn't smell like beer either. I didn't know what the fuck to do I didn't bring any extra clothes or anything, and my car was who knows how many miles away anyways. I stumble around the darkness looking for a laundry room to put my pants through the washer and dryer. I put on a pair of orgazmo's dirty boxers to wear while my shit was in spin cycle (I learned they were dirty later when banana tits told me). I realize I should probably go check the couch cushions to see if they were wet too, and if so clean them too. Sure enough, one of the couch cushions was a little wet too. So I bring the couch cushion back to the laundry room, and grab a towel from the laundry basket to dry it off. I stand on the cushion and the towel. So I'm standing there in gaz's dirty underwear while kind of bouncing on this cushion when Banana tits walks in. She's obviously startled and says "oops i'm sorry" and quickly closes the laundry room door. and then she asks through the door "uhmm, is the cat in there?" I tell her no and she goes back to bed I'm guessing. Looking back, i realize she probably asked that because she was worried about Tarzan's safety. I could have been in the middle of some strange sex act with the cat, or the cat could have been in the dryer, or under the cushion, or something. Anyhow, I'm glad I was still fairly drunk and still had few inhibitions at the time, because I know if I would have been sober in that situation I might have had a fucking heart attack. so once my jeans were dry, i put the towels and gaz's underwear in the washer, went back to the couch, replaced the cushion, took another big wiff of the area, shrugged, and went back to sleep on the couch until morning when banana tits woke up. Commence awkward conversation. Summing up, I tell her good morning, she asks what exactly what the hell i was doing earlier. I told her I woke up all wet and took the liberty of using the washer and dryer. She asks if "i had a spill." I said, umm, I guess? So anways i thought i'd share this tale and take the opportunity to apologize to gaz, banana tits, and tarzan. If none of you know of any spills that took place last night then I think i pissed all over your couch while i was passed out in your new living room. Sorry. |
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#YOLO
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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You are forgiven. Piss or not, this gathering went a hell of a lot better than the last. For that...I am thankful. | |
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