Ask DJFC Anything. (Unless it's somewhat personal)

[DJ FC]

DJ FC:

Q: How did you get so cool?

A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

[Mr. Blonde]

I'm liking the Nubblies AMA's.

DJFC, why do you seem so much different online than you are (or used to be, as I haven't seen you in probably 4 years now) in person? In hindsight, I feel like you "dumbed yourself" down a lot in social settings to get along with other people; it seems as if you were sitting on a wealth of knowledge.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

Jesus, Mr. blonde is out of control. I'm not sure what to do at this point. Probably should just wait until this episode is over and try to fix his behavior on the rebound.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I'm liking the Nubblies AMA's.

DJFC, why do you seem so much different online than you are (or used to be, as I haven't seen you in probably 4 years now) in person? In hindsight, I feel like you "dumbed yourself" down a lot in social settings to get along with other people; it seems as if you were sitting on a wealth of knowledge.

Ummmm what knowledge? And when's the last time you picked up a girl by playing Jeopardy with them?

Next question please.

[Mr. Blonde]

Do you hate Indiana?

[Dent]

Whats it like not having to worry about money when buying (to you) small things?

And would you trade it to not be a mutant?

[vaga1220 *]

DJ FC, do you know the muffin man?

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Do you hate Indiana?

No I do not hate Indiana. In the same way that you don't hate a retarded child. I don't hate Indiana but there are very few, if any, things which would make me return. It's a twice-a-year holiday visit until I get my parents to move somewhere warm.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Dent

Whats it like not having to worry about money when buying (to you) small things?

And would you trade it to not be a mutant?

The amount of money you have and the prices of goods is always relative to each other and their impact on your life changes with your lifestyle. For me small things are essentially free. I dont consider the impact of a Sprite Zero from a convenience store, if I'm thirsty I grab it and drink it. In the same way you'd grab one that was already in your house. I now do the same for all drinks in a bar, etc. Although bottles of vodka in da club can set u back and make you go "ouch".

And No: I like being a mutant.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by vaga1220

DJ FC, do you know the muffin man?

He lives on my street.

w8 6tf - Google Maps


Next question please.

[BigDongedHoe]

How did you get involved in your line of work?

[f3lix]

Are you still only an American citizen or are you going for a deullie?

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

Are black people from England easier to tolerate?

[malibu]

What does DJ FC stand for?

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

How did you get involved in your line of work?

At IU I majored in Finance, Business Economics, and Public Policy. I got a minor in Philosophy. I joined this group: The Investment Banking Network at Indiana University: IBS Index which was freakishly good at getting students jobs on Wall St. I was gung-ho for investment banking before I realized that trading is:

1) More fun
2) More money
3) More awesome
4) Less cock sucking

It's just a lot riskier. So I used the investment banking group as a stepping stone to talk to trading firms in Chicago. And one of the premier firms in Chicago decided to take a risk on me because I had something in common with every person I interviewed with:

Interview 1) IU guy who belonged to the investment banking seminar
Interview 2) Bond Trader who thought about the markets in a similar way in which I do
Interview 3) Roommate of my cousin at IU and best man at his wedding
Interview 4) Hardcore free marketeer who felt the same way I did about free-trade. He was the head of a desk and I flat out told him "I want a job here" so he gave me one.
Interview 5) Republican guy who really liked that I had the balls to put "College Republicans" on my resume. We chatted about the election.

So I was hired. And the rest is a story of hard work and sacrifice.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by f3lix

Are you still only an American citizen or are you going for a deullie?

Dual takes a long, long time and can have implications. I don't know that I'll live in England long enough for this. But if somebody in the EU offered me citizenship right now I'd probably take it.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

Are black people from England easier to tolerate?

Very much so. They still sell drugs, but they're much more polite about it.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by malibu

What does DJ FC stand for?

DJ Fat Chad

[Ugly Bastard]

What's the least amount of money you would accept in exchange for never being able to work for someone again? (You can work for yourself, but no more receiving outside money for work)

How much money would you need to spend 360 days per year for the next ten years in Indiana?

[Orgazmo]

Where did you enjoy the best steak you've ever had? How much did it cost?

[f3lix]

Knowing that you've kissed a man, would you ever consider letting ID go down on you?

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

What's the least amount of money you would accept in exchange for never being able to work for someone again? (You can work for yourself, but no more receiving outside money for work)

How much money would you need to spend 360 days per year for the next ten years in Indiana?

To not work for somebody else: 5 million.

I'd live in Indiana for the next 10 years for 20 million.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Where did you enjoy the best steak you've ever had? How much did it cost?

A toss up between 2:


Joe's Stone Crab in Chicago
Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab Restaurant - A Miami Legend in Chicago and Las Vegas Bone in Filet Probably cost around $35-45

Goodman in London
Goodman Steak Restaurant Mayfair London Sirloin. Probably cost $75ish

Both were American beef.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by f3lix

Knowing that you've kissed a man, would you ever consider letting ID go down on you?

I'd consider it, but the consideration would have to be very, very large.

[BigDongedHoe]

You kissed a man? Story plz.