Horseshit.

Here it is my bad assed secret santa package.

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5900/35075889.jpg

Hells yah. an abundance of goodies awaits.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4567/opened.jpg

There's a note. Santa's penman ship is like this to hide his identity, or dyslexia, but either way. My santer knows it's a bad ass gift.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/599/notec.jpg

Sweet mutha fucking jesiz. Night vision goggles. that kicks a gun's ass any day. the possibilities are endless!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9817/nvg1.jpg

The goggles do need something to power their bad ass super powers. Enriched uranium. Nope better MAXXXXX energizers. Need to keep these out the hands of Tehran and pyong-pingpong.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4028/energizerd.jpg

What goes good with night vision goggles? Glad you asked. Another stealthy and versatile weapon. A bag. Similar to that video game ManHunter, now I can use the goggle to stalk my prey undetected, sneak up behind them, place the plastic bag over their head and suffocate the victim while strangling them. All while being undetected.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9670/bagav.jpg

other uses for the bad as well.

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9894/bagr.jpg

Appears to be a video of a hot bitch. Maybe I can use the night vision goggles for stealth sex?

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3314/video2t.jpg

Already rubbed one out just looking at the cover. Didn't need the goggle for the task.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/912/video1a.jpg

All this stealthiness and danciness can work up an appetite. And Santa is so baller, he understands.

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2037/trailb.jpg

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2184/chocovb.jpg

Can't expect forget something to wash down the xmas goodies. What goes better than booze? Nothing, but booze flavored coffee is the next best thing. Santa knows you must be alert to use the night vision goggle. He's never send me something like four loko.

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/157/coffeez.jpg

How would santer know that I took up indoor gardening a couple months ago?

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9138/wateria.jpg

You know, santer could have quit then and there as well. And it would have been awesome. But NOOOOOO. Santa knows I need to one up the other nubblites. Did somebody get a book on dinosaurs? Yeah, well my santcha love me more. Feast you eyes on this.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/626/dino1.jpg

Not just any dinosaur, but the baddest one off all time. Don't believe me check http://www.nubblies.net/forums/hall-...-dinosaur.html for proof.
another view of the sexosaurus.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2879/dino2v.jpg

with a great saurus come responsibility. I love that santa think I'm responsible enough to clean up after him and provided me with tools to do so. My santa would never expect me to use the bullseye bad for this task. Nope I got a scoop and a bucket to clean up dinoshit.

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4862/scoopn.jpg

another view of the designer bucket.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6821/bucketv.jpg

Since santa knows I'm in the warmer part of the world, and he is in the north pole, I think these got left behind by mistake. I never know such thing existed.

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/2381/hande.jpg

My Sntaa kicked every other santas ass out there. I fucking win!

I also believe that this is the last gift to be opened and posted.

fucking not knowing how to use the edit button.

More pics of triceratops statue please.

Are you going to fulfill santa's wish and post videos and pictures of you using the night vision googles?

PLZ.

Absolutely. Waiting for opportunity.

I feel like some people need a reminder that this exists.
http://www.nubblies.net/forums/Photo...2/PC136664.jpg

SUCK IT

So did everyone get their presents, or are there still some waiting?

I have still not received anything technically ... but surely my immediate pRon DVD and first issue of playboy will be arriving soon enough.

I have to give mad props to IM and ninjaface for really coming through. I'll take an honorable mention for setting the bar and setting it early. I will kick everyone's ass next year.

Apparently I received the secret santa gift that keeps on giving ... received a mysterious envelope in the mail today ... thanks to my Playboy subscription I am now on porn junkmail mailing lists!


Thanks Santa!

Oh yeah...HEY F3LIX, I WAS YOUR SECRET FUCKING SANTA.

Since as it's March and all, I figured I should mention that. Sorry my gifts weren't as cool as everyone else's. I'll do better next year, but you probably won't be my Santee.

By the way, your neighborhood made me feel really poor (I am).

Where did you get the music or what was the purpose behind what you picked?

I assume you're referring to the Great White album. There was no meaning behind it other than that I happened to have gotten it in my possession and felt like passing it on. However, let's consider Great White for a moment...



Great White is a type of shark, and sharks kill people.

Great White (band) also kills people.




That was enough reason for me while I drunkenly assembled parts of your gift on multiple nights.