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ProfessorNumber · 09-21-2003, 08:20 PM

As the title suggests, what would you do if you were a billionaire. After careful thought and deliberation, I decided I would definitely:

1. Add missile launchers to all my cars
2. Start a scholarship fund for kids who are already extremely wealthy and don't need help.
3. Pay people $10000 to punch stranger's in the face. (sort of like the Simpson's episode where Burns pays Homer to do funny stuff.)
4. Start my own business where people pay to punch endangered animals for fun.

What would you do if you had a pointlessly large amount of money

Titan · 09-21-2003, 08:23 PM

Hire someone to kill ProfessorNumber.

Pliedes · 09-21-2003, 08:25 PM

I'd put threads like this one in "this or that"

Ugly Bastard · 09-21-2003, 09:10 PM

Hire half of the poor to kill the other half. Problem=Solved.

-Ugly Bastard

the_butcher · 09-21-2003, 10:17 PM

Pay ProfessorNumber to let me punch a bald eagle in the face...repeatedly.

Alpha · 09-22-2003, 01:36 AM

If I were a billionaire I'd pay people to construct a mansion for me made completely out of popsicle sticks.

Maybe Duct Tape?

Osiris · 09-22-2003, 01:38 AM

If I were a billionaire, I'd buy a tank and run over homeless people for fun.

tonguegina · 09-22-2003, 02:44 AM

I'd kill other rich people, take their money. It'd make me richer.

StabMaster Arson · 09-22-2003, 02:51 AM

I would start by buying a small island... I'd move there with a robot, a dim-witted foreigner, the original singer for the Scorpions, and an orangutan... stay tuned, hilarity ensues.

Orgazmo · 09-22-2003, 03:05 AM

I'd buy all of the ticket combinations for the Hoosier Lottery. I win, bitch.

Schroeder · 09-22-2003, 03:33 PM

I'd start a scolarship for only white males. When someone sued for discrimination, I'd get Johnny Cochran for my attorney.

silver and cold · 09-22-2003, 06:55 PM

I would buy a mansion, and live with a few of my friends, party all the time, and have a maid/butler so I didn't have to clean.

Schroeder · 09-22-2003, 07:05 PM

Ooh, a saucy French maid. That is a great idea, silver and cold.

[ September 23, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

silver and cold · 09-22-2003, 07:48 PM

Hey malibu, How about a swedish maid?
Hey my name is Olga....
Old memories(sigh)

Osiris · 09-22-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver and cold:
Hey malibu, How about a swedish maid?
Hey my name is Olga....
Old memories(sigh)

When were you a swedish maid? Tell us about it.

silver and cold · 09-23-2003, 08:32 PM

It' just an old joke between me, malibu, and a close friend..sorry to get your hopes up!

Osiris · 09-23-2003, 09:22 PM

Com'on, just fabricate a story to amuse us.

Niger Angelus · 09-24-2003, 08:20 PM

And make sure it has a lot of detail...

If I were a billionaire I would buy a small island country and have it blown up.

And then fuck a swedish maid.

[ September 24, 2003, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

Saint DH · 09-24-2003, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
I'd start a scolarship for only white males. When someone sued for discrimination, I'd get Johnny Cochran for my attorney.

That's a really good idea, Schroeder. Nice work.

StDx · 09-25-2003, 12:57 AM

If I had a billion dollars, you know what I'd do... 2 chicks.

Schroeder · 09-25-2003, 01:34 AM

With a billion dollars I'm sure you could do the whole henhouse.

StabMaster Arson · 09-25-2003, 01:50 AM

I think he was referring to Office Space.

[ September 24, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

Wayne · 09-26-2003, 07:11 PM

I would start a petting zoo.

Niger Angelus · 09-26-2003, 07:16 PM

Of swedish maids??

VOL · 09-28-2003, 02:33 PM

french maids

09-21-2003, 08:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	As the title suggests, what would you do if you were a billionaire. After careful thought and deliberation, I decided I would definitely: 1. Add missile launchers to all my cars 2. Start a scholarship fund for kids who are already extremely wealthy and don't need help. 3. Pay people $10000 to punch stranger's in the face. (sort of like the Simpson's episode where Burns pays Homer to do funny stuff.) 4. Start my own business where people pay to punch endangered animals for fun. What would you do if you had a pointlessly large amount of money
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

09-21-2003, 08:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Hire someone to kill ProfessorNumber.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-21-2003, 10:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Pay ProfessorNumber to let me punch a bald eagle in the face...repeatedly.
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09-22-2003, 01:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	If I were a billionaire I'd pay people to construct a mansion for me made completely out of popsicle sticks. Maybe Duct Tape?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-22-2003, 02:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I would start by buying a small island... I'd move there with a robot, a dim-witted foreigner, the original singer for the Scorpions, and an orangutan... stay tuned, hilarity ensues.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-21-2003, 08:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'd put threads like this one in "this or that"

09-21-2003, 09:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Hire half of the poor to kill the other half. Problem=Solved. -Ugly Bastard

09-22-2003, 01:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	If I were a billionaire, I'd buy a tank and run over homeless people for fun.

09-22-2003, 02:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I'd kill other rich people, take their money. It'd make me richer.

09-22-2003, 03:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I'd buy all of the ticket combinations for the Hoosier Lottery. I win, bitch.

09-22-2003, 03:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I'd start a scolarship for only white males. When someone sued for discrimination, I'd get Johnny Cochran for my attorney.

09-22-2003, 06:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	I would buy a mansion, and live with a few of my friends, party all the time, and have a maid/butler so I didn't have to clean.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

09-22-2003, 07:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Ooh, a saucy French maid. That is a great idea, silver and cold. [ September 23, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

09-22-2003, 07:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Hey malibu, How about a swedish maid? Hey my name is Olga.... Old memories(sigh)
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

09-23-2003, 08:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	It' just an old joke between me, malibu, and a close friend..sorry to get your hopes up!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

09-23-2003, 09:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	Com'on, just fabricate a story to amuse us.

09-24-2003, 08:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	And make sure it has a lot of detail... If I were a billionaire I would buy a small island country and have it blown up. And then fuck a swedish maid. [ September 24, 2003, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-25-2003, 12:57 AM	#20 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	If I had a billion dollars, you know what I'd do... 2 chicks.

09-25-2003, 01:34 AM	#21 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	With a billion dollars I'm sure you could do the whole henhouse.

09-25-2003, 01:50 AM	#22 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I think he was referring to Office Space. [ September 24, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-26-2003, 07:11 PM	#23 (permalink)
Wayne Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 29 Internets: 1933	I would start a petting zoo.
	I'm the meanest god damned son of a bitch alive.

09-26-2003, 07:16 PM	#24 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Of swedish maids??
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-28-2003, 02:33 PM	#25 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	french maids
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