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Osiris · 09-25-2003, 07:28 PM

Here's the situation: A huge nuclear war is happening. Some pissed someone else off and now every country is launching every missle it has at every other country. Every part of America (and the rest of the world) will be hit. You hear on the radio that the missles will hit your area in 15 minutes. (we can assume good ol' W started it all somehow...)

Basically, 15 minutes until a nuclear bomb hits your area.

What do you do?

Are you going to try to get to the lowest basement area you can and grab food and water?
Will you call your family and say goodbye?
Get onto Nubblies to try to make as many posts as you can?
Or will you grab the nearest hottie and just start going at it?

(i'm just throwing these out there, just say what you'd do...)

fat_retard · 09-25-2003, 09:29 PM

I would sit peacefully and wait to die.

Niger Angelus · 09-25-2003, 09:37 PM

Yeah, I would sit and die, while drinking a beer.

Titan · 09-25-2003, 10:54 PM

I'd definitely just let it come, I'd try to get to an open field with some binoculars so I could see some of the explosion. I'd like to spend the first 12 minutes of that having sex with my wife, but since she lives a 2 hour drive away, I'd probably just call her up and have phone sex.

Niger Angelus · 09-25-2003, 11:29 PM

Yes, however; phone sex is such a compromise.

Titan · 09-25-2003, 11:45 PM

In that case, I'll probably just watch the explosion.

Pliedes · 09-25-2003, 11:51 PM

I'd make a few calls to people I love, but all the while I'd be grabbing supplies and heading to the bottom of one of the buildings on campus... there's no way I'm going down without at least trying to save myself.

Saint DH · 09-26-2003, 12:39 AM

Yeah, I'd probably do the same thing as Pliedes.

tonguegina · 09-26-2003, 12:59 AM

Oh, I'm pretty sure that even if I were in a safe place, I'd die. Even if there were a few hundred people with me, and none of them died, I would somehow. Trust me.

I'd call one person, because that's all I'd have time for. It wouldn't be family, that much is for sure.

If not a call, then I'd at least want to die having fun. I'd go down one flight of stairs, that's all it'd take, for floor 2 of Howick is all girls.

Ugly Bastard · 09-26-2003, 01:49 AM

Wish we got a bit more time than 15 minutes, but with such time, I'd probably just hang out, play some poker. Not really sure I'd do anything different than what I already do.

Actually, I'd probably run, yeah, I'd just go run and reflect on my life.

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster Arson · 09-26-2003, 01:51 AM

I would go to a very public place, preferably where no one has yet heard the news, drop my pants and start whacking my cock and balls like a fucking madman.

but that's kind of a generic answer I give for everything... maybe I'll come up with something more specific later.

[ September 25, 2003, 11:52 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

the_butcher · 09-26-2003, 01:53 AM

Light up a cigarette.

Hmm...other than that, if I'm somewhere near a safe place, I'd get there. If that's not possible, oh well. Fuck it.

silver and cold · 09-26-2003, 06:25 PM

I would watch tv for 10 min.
Then I would go to my basement and play my drums.

Wayne · 09-26-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
I'd at least want to die having fun. I'd go down one flight of stairs, that's all it'd take, for floor 2 of Howick is all girls.

You mean to tell me that, even if you knew you would be dead in 15 minutes, you would still be trying to convince others that you're straight?

tonguegina · 09-26-2003, 07:16 PM

No, I would be having sex with them. I'm pretty sure most people go that.

Wayne · 09-26-2003, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
No, I would be having sex with them. I'm pretty sure most people go that.

Did you know that most people no that? Probably, you pathetic fuck.

By the way, it's know...for next time.

Looks like accurate accusations have you stumbling over the keys.

tonguegina · 09-26-2003, 07:27 PM

Just wondering, where did I try to use the word know? I tried to say got, but the t got cut off.

Schroeder · 09-26-2003, 07:38 PM

I'd definitely try to get laid. Maybe. I don't know.

StabMaster Arson · 09-27-2003, 03:10 AM

but scrote, then you'd go to hell.

Schroeder · 09-27-2003, 03:35 AM

Hey, I'm not the one who said he'd enjoy watching somebody die.

I think God would forgive me in this most hypothetical of situations.

VOL · 09-27-2003, 06:19 PM

I would make a few calls and say the things I have been waiting to say. Then I would sit around and wait. I wouldn't try to save myself because then if I did survive.. I would be alive with no food, no shelter, and then you would probably die of cancer in a few years anyway.

ProfessorNumber · 09-27-2003, 08:32 PM

[ October 18, 2003, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]

VOL · 09-27-2003, 08:37 PM

why wait

Alpha · 09-29-2003, 12:43 PM

Light a cigarette, head out to the patio with a boombox blaring some From Autumn To Ashes, grab my stepdad's beer and watch as life ceases to exist.

Pliedes · 10-01-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
I would go to a very public place, preferably where no one has yet heard the news, drop my pants and start whacking my cock and balls like a fucking madman.

Amazing idea.

09-25-2003, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah, I would sit and die, while drinking a beer.
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09-25-2003, 10:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'd definitely just let it come, I'd try to get to an open field with some binoculars so I could see some of the explosion. I'd like to spend the first 12 minutes of that having sex with my wife, but since she lives a 2 hour drive away, I'd probably just call her up and have phone sex.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-25-2003, 11:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yes, however; phone sex is such a compromise.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-25-2003, 11:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	In that case, I'll probably just watch the explosion.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-26-2003, 01:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I would go to a very public place, preferably where no one has yet heard the news, drop my pants and start whacking my cock and balls like a fucking madman. but that's kind of a generic answer I give for everything... maybe I'll come up with something more specific later. [ September 25, 2003, 11:52 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-25-2003, 07:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	Here's the situation: A huge nuclear war is happening. Some pissed someone else off and now every country is launching every missle it has at every other country. Every part of America (and the rest of the world) will be hit. You hear on the radio that the missles will hit your area in 15 minutes. (we can assume good ol' W started it all somehow...) Basically, 15 minutes until a nuclear bomb hits your area. What do you do? Are you going to try to get to the lowest basement area you can and grab food and water? Will you call your family and say goodbye? Get onto Nubblies to try to make as many posts as you can? Or will you grab the nearest hottie and just start going at it? (i'm just throwing these out there, just say what you'd do...)

09-25-2003, 09:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	I would sit peacefully and wait to die.

09-25-2003, 11:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'd make a few calls to people I love, but all the while I'd be grabbing supplies and heading to the bottom of one of the buildings on campus... there's no way I'm going down without at least trying to save myself.

09-26-2003, 12:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Yeah, I'd probably do the same thing as Pliedes.

09-26-2003, 12:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Oh, I'm pretty sure that even if I were in a safe place, I'd die. Even if there were a few hundred people with me, and none of them died, I would somehow. Trust me. I'd call one person, because that's all I'd have time for. It wouldn't be family, that much is for sure. If not a call, then I'd at least want to die having fun. I'd go down one flight of stairs, that's all it'd take, for floor 2 of Howick is all girls.

09-26-2003, 01:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wish we got a bit more time than 15 minutes, but with such time, I'd probably just hang out, play some poker. Not really sure I'd do anything different than what I already do. Actually, I'd probably run, yeah, I'd just go run and reflect on my life. -Ugly Bastard

09-26-2003, 01:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Light up a cigarette. Hmm...other than that, if I'm somewhere near a safe place, I'd get there. If that's not possible, oh well. Fuck it.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-26-2003, 06:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	I would watch tv for 10 min. Then I would go to my basement and play my drums.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

09-26-2003, 07:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	No, I would be having sex with them. I'm pretty sure most people go that.

09-26-2003, 07:27 PM	#17 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Just wondering, where did I try to use the word know? I tried to say got, but the t got cut off.

09-26-2003, 07:38 PM	#18 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I'd definitely try to get laid. Maybe. I don't know.

09-27-2003, 03:10 AM	#19 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	but scrote, then you'd go to hell.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-27-2003, 03:35 AM	#20 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Hey, I'm not the one who said he'd enjoy watching somebody die. I think God would forgive me in this most hypothetical of situations.

09-27-2003, 06:19 PM	#21 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I would make a few calls and say the things I have been waiting to say. Then I would sit around and wait. I wouldn't try to save myself because then if I did survive.. I would be alive with no food, no shelter, and then you would probably die of cancer in a few years anyway.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-27-2003, 08:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	[ October 18, 2003, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

09-27-2003, 08:37 PM	#23 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	why wait
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-29-2003, 12:43 PM	#24 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Light a cigarette, head out to the patio with a boombox blaring some From Autumn To Ashes, grab my stepdad's beer and watch as life ceases to exist.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.