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Unread 11-20-2002, 02:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Its a paradox. For all of you avid comic superhero fans, hes a puzzling question.

On one end you have Wolverine, a total badass motherfucker who'd slice your ass in seconds if you looked at him wrong. Hes got these kickass claws that could turn you into coleslaw in seconds and the ability to heal incredibly fast. I dont even think herpes could keep this bitch down.(kinda reminds you of them nigger folk huh? heh, jk)

And then on the other side, you have Gambit. Hes a total badass as well. He's got the whole mafia/trenchcoat thing as well as the ability to charge objects and throw them so they blow shit up. And can you not forget that badass pole or whatnot he kicks ass with?

So who'll it be boys? Wolverine or Gambit, who's the bigger badass?
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Unread 11-20-2002, 02:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i'm a cassanova. so i'd go with gambit. that and the fact that he blows shit up. and the fact that i can throw cards, a very fun skill. now i just need a way to make explosive cards, get a trenchcoat and a bick stick (well i've got that) and i'll /be/ gambit.
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Unread 11-20-2002, 02:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, I've always wanted to learn how to do that. That'd just be pimp.
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Unread 11-20-2002, 03:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah i can seriously throw unexplosive cards. one time on tv i saw these retards who did just that in their spare time... that's all they did, and they showed all their retarded hillbilly scars from throwing them at each other *morons*. anyway, i thought it was pretty nifty, so i decided to teach myself how to do it. now i am a lethal card-throwing bitch. a great defense especially if you like to cheat at poker/euker and that sort of thing.

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Unread 11-20-2002, 12:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice senario Anky.

In a situation like this, I feel led to go with Wolverine.

However, although this is not an option, I would like to say that I feel Superman could kick any of their asses.

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Unread 11-20-2002, 01:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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in my personal superhero opinion, i would say that superman is one overrated homefrie. also, spiderman rules... or at least he did until that damn movie came out. ah well, nightcrawler could all yall asses.
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Wolverine, definately. He is the one that I have like ever since the shows conception. Yes most definately him.
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Unread 11-20-2002, 08:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Gambit's a fucking pimp mo-na-me. He'd kill Wolverine.

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Unread 11-20-2002, 09:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Gambit with ease. He'd blow the fucker up before we could get close enough to take a slice...
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Unread 11-21-2002, 02:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Wolverine. Just because gambit can blow shit up doesn't mean he can automatically just kill wolverine right off that bat, you must know that from all the comics you've read, right?
Wait til Chuck gets in here, he'll give us the low down on the whys and hows...
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that ARSE better get on here and post, if there is one thing chuck knows it's women...

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comics...

what was i thinking...
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Well boys, after an extended leave, I'm back to give you the "why's and hows" on why WOLVERINE WILL KICK GAMBITS ASS.

Sorry guys, it's really no contest. And I'm not really ashamed to admit it, but I am the local comics aficianado around here....actually, since Claire Beckett is sitting right behind me, I am a little ashamed.

Anyway, Wolverine's got one thing that Gambit does not have. Healing factor. There was a recent issue where Wolverine basically got his face blown off by a shotgun at point blank range, and while it took some time to heal, he's still alive. He's also got a nasty case of berserker rage that Gambit can't match. I'll post more reasons later, but I gotta make a breakout.

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Unread 11-21-2002, 01:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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There you go, the gospel, as told by St.Chuck. If he says it, it's fact.

Wolverine over Gambit.
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Yeah, but the word "time" plays the main role in my decision. Wolverine is the shit, but Gambit is smarter, and his powers greatly excceed a pair of claws. Gambit, comes out on top, while Wolvy, rides bitch!
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Good point there mofo... I guess?
Anywho, though I'd like to think that Gambit could whip the shit out of Wolverine... Dr. Robison does not agree, and like any self-respecting comic freakhole, he has proven his point far beyond the imagination of all others... point being, don't mess with Dr. Chuck, that's doctor to you, not Mr., he didn't spend 23 years at the X Comic Sector School for Gifted and Talented Young Adults Who Spend Twenty-Three Years of Their Lives Wasting Away Researching the Wonders and Mysteries of Comic Books School Again (XCSSGTYAWSTTYTLWARWMCBSA) <---(try to pronounce that) to be called Mr., just so you know for future reference.

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Wolverine, he's a hardass
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Unread 11-21-2002, 08:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Alright, time to pull out all that is Wolverine.

Wolverine is a trained samurai. Wolverine has lived for almost a century. Wolverine has gone against hordes and hordes of ninjas, soldiers, huge robots that tower above the Empire State Building, and all that shiznit.

Gambit was trained by a theives guild. Good, but not good enough. Gambit has killed before, but Wolverine has too.

Basically, you can NOT say that Gambit is smarter than Wolverine, just because Wolverine is "the best there is at what he does", and that's kick lily white Cajun butts. Or more like any other type of butt you can find.

Wolverine doesn't just go running at his target. He uses cunning, skill, and he is in complete control of his powers, unless you piss him off real good.

The only person to ever give Wolvie a run for his money was when Magneto pulled every single particle of adamantium out of his body. Wolvie was this close to death, and yet he pulled out of it. Wolvie's been through a TON of shit, and has always pulled through it.

So there. Everyone who said Gambit, can now change their vote.

Now, if this was a topic on who I think is MORE INTERESTING.....I'd have to think about it.
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Chuck... I'd love to retaliate and spurn this on some more... but you are a god.

How on earth did magneto pull out all his adamantium? Wouldn't he have to have some majorass magnetasism going on for that? And what happened to Wolverine afterwards?
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Wolverine no contest 100% badass gambit's speech is just too much for me to handle anyways
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Nice boys, nice. I'd have to agree that ever since I was a kid, i've liked Wolverine. But sometimes he seems more like a fucking wolf-man ripoff than a superhero.

When it comes to overall "badass" appearance, my vote goes to gambit. The son-of-a-bitch kicks ass with a metal pole and cards while in a trenchcoat... wolverine does it in yellow tights (well, in his earlier days.)

But Chuck, you do make some great points. We need to talk about comics more often.
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Unread 11-22-2002, 11:19 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Yeah, I find Gambit to be more of an intriguing...and yet again, Claire Beckett is watching me post this....*sigh*

Anyway, I find Gambit to be more of an intriguing character, but Wolverine does have some really cool aspects.

Oh, and yeah, Magneto has some major ass magnetism....he'd have to to be able to tilt the Earth's axis. Really.

Wolverine pretty much basically died after his adamantium was pulled out of his body. The whole storyline was called "Fatal Attractions" and every issue was around an anniversary issue of an X-men spin-off title, or on an anniversary issue of a regular X-men title.

X-men #25 had Magneto end up pulling out his adam.

Wolverine #75 had Jean Grey basically holding Wolvie together with her telekenesis as their flying back from Magneto's exploding headquarters to the mansion so that Wolvie could get some real help. At the end of the issue, Wolvie wakes up in a berserker rage and tries to pop his claws....and finds out that they are bone. Yup, Wolvie's claws weren't really adam. at all, they were bone, with adamantium on them.

It was a story that was marketed as a big event, and it was, but all the issues had those really pointless holographic covers and the prices were jacked up cause of it. I wasn't collecting comics back then, but I've done some back reading. :0
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Chuck, you really should end your comic related post with -

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Unread 11-24-2002, 01:41 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Pliedes, we've really got to make a comics run. I was going to get in touch with you tonight, but I was in a hurry. You've got a stack growing buddy! It's growing!

Nuff said.
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Yes, yes, i know i know...
We'll get in there soon, i need my Legion...
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