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Ugly Bastard · 01-09-2003, 02:01 AM

Let's say we are presented with a predicament that forces us to choose between being able to post on Nubblies.com, or being able to have Orgasms.

Here are the conditions:

If you choose Nubblies, you will not be able to have an orgasm for one calendar year. In fact, you will have no sexual drive whatsoever, you won't even be able to get a boner.

If you choose orgasms, your sexual drive will continue as normal. But, you will NEVER be able to visit Nubblies.com as long as you shall live.

What do you choose?

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 01-09-2003, 02:49 AM

I'd get myself cloned. That seems to be the thing to do these days.

Ugly Bastard · 01-09-2003, 12:15 PM

Ah, damn. Unfortunately for you tonguegina, that wasn't one of the options.

Pick again.

-Ugly Bastard

01-09-2003, 01:04 PM

I'm gonna have to go with the orgasm.
I think the man code will back me up on my choice too...

The Comedian · 01-09-2003, 11:26 PM

Give me Nubblies or give me death.

Actually, I'd probably rather have the orgasms.

[This message has been edited by The Comedian (edited January 09, 2003).]

tonguegina · 01-10-2003, 12:26 AM

Where does it say I can't be cloned. I reread the post and it does not say that I can't be cloned.

Ugly Bastard · 01-10-2003, 01:54 AM

You're right. Cloning was one of the options I put in there. My bad.

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 01-10-2003, 02:07 AM

The choice of nubblies over orgasms intrigues me. If I had no sex drive at all, I could finally be myself. I would no longer be ruled by my penis. It would be interesting.

Everyone has heard that guys think about sex every 6 seconds or something like that. With a mind free of sexual thoughts what kind of things would a guy think about through the course of a day? What kind of things could they accomplish?

Even though it would be interesting, I'd choose the orgasm.

01-10-2003, 01:04 PM

I completely agree with Ninjaface. Not only would I choose Nubblies anyway...but I actually would welcome a break from sexual thoughts. If I had no drive...I wouldn't want it...so it wouldn't be bad. Nubblies all the fucking way.

Titan · 01-12-2003, 08:36 PM

Nubblies fosters thought.
Orgasms do not.
Nubblies.

Strictly Oriental · 01-13-2003, 01:12 AM

fuck this shit Ugly Bastard..I mean you're a cool guy but fuck..when Nubblies becomes even close to being as important as gettin a boner then fuck....we need to start a new Topic called What the Fuck.

No real names on Nubblies

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2003, 01:16 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Strictly Oriental:
fuck this shit Ugly Bastard..I mean you're a cool guy but fuck..when Nubblies becomes even close to being as important as gettin a boner then fuck....we need to start a new Topic called What the Fuck.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you'll read my post, you will see that I did not make a decision.

If you would like to know my decision, I can tell you that I would pick the, Orgasms. Good Night Sir.

-Ugly Bastard

01-13-2003, 01:51 PM

Although both Ninjaface and Orgazmo bring up excellent points to back up their decisions, and I do somewhat agree with them, I am goning whole heartedly with orgasms.

Rufus · 01-15-2003, 01:34 AM

I would have to go with the orgasms..I've heard somewhere it is healthy, but what the fuck do I know.

BigDongedHoe · 01-15-2003, 02:33 AM

There are no second guesses and not even an afterthought. Orgasms all the way, without me being able to enjoy handjobs, blowjobs, and even masturbation I would go fuckin insane. Even though I wouldn't have the sex drive, I just can't imagine that thought. Orgasms by a milestone...

:::BDH:::

Trout Sniffer · 01-17-2003, 07:48 PM

I would go with Nubblies. If you didn't have any sexual drive, then you wouldn't really care about not being able to get a boner or anything. Basically, it'd be like you were 8 years old again, sexual wise. Plus I wouldn't have to jack off all the time.

Lethal · 01-18-2003, 02:52 AM

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Niger Angelus · 01-18-2003, 11:40 PM

Well do to the fact I cannot have a sex life whatsoever for a month *I will explain later*, Nubblies.

01-09-2003, 01:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	I'm gonna have to go with the orgasm. I think the man code will back me up on my choice too...
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01-10-2003, 01:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I completely agree with Ninjaface. Not only would I choose Nubblies anyway...but I actually would welcome a break from sexual thoughts. If I had no drive...I wouldn't want it...so it wouldn't be bad. Nubblies all the fucking way.
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01-13-2003, 01:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Although both Ninjaface and Orgazmo bring up excellent points to back up their decisions, and I do somewhat agree with them, I am goning whole heartedly with orgasms.
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01-09-2003, 02:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Let's say we are presented with a predicament that forces us to choose between being able to post on Nubblies.com, or being able to have Orgasms. Here are the conditions: If you choose Nubblies, you will not be able to have an orgasm for one calendar year. In fact, you will have no sexual drive whatsoever, you won't even be able to get a boner. If you choose orgasms, your sexual drive will continue as normal. But, you will NEVER be able to visit Nubblies.com as long as you shall live. What do you choose? -Ugly Bastard

01-09-2003, 02:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I'd get myself cloned. That seems to be the thing to do these days.

01-09-2003, 12:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Ah, damn. Unfortunately for you tonguegina, that wasn't one of the options. Pick again. -Ugly Bastard

01-09-2003, 11:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
The Comedian Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 110 Internets: 10	Give me Nubblies or give me death. Actually, I'd probably rather have the orgasms. [This message has been edited by The Comedian (edited January 09, 2003).]

01-10-2003, 12:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Where does it say I can't be cloned. I reread the post and it does not say that I can't be cloned.

01-10-2003, 01:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You're right. Cloning was one of the options I put in there. My bad. -Ugly Bastard

01-10-2003, 02:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	The choice of nubblies over orgasms intrigues me. If I had no sex drive at all, I could finally be myself. I would no longer be ruled by my penis. It would be interesting. Everyone has heard that guys think about sex every 6 seconds or something like that. With a mind free of sexual thoughts what kind of things would a guy think about through the course of a day? What kind of things could they accomplish? Even though it would be interesting, I'd choose the orgasm.

01-12-2003, 08:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Nubblies fosters thought. Orgasms do not. Nubblies.

01-13-2003, 01:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
Strictly Oriental Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 5 Internets: 10	fuck this shit Ugly Bastard..I mean you're a cool guy but fuck..when Nubblies becomes even close to being as important as gettin a boner then fuck....we need to start a new Topic called What the Fuck. No real names on Nubblies [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 01:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Strictly Oriental: fuck this shit Ugly Bastard..I mean you're a cool guy but fuck..when Nubblies becomes even close to being as important as gettin a boner then fuck....we need to start a new Topic called What the Fuck.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you'll read my post, you will see that I did not make a decision. If you would like to know my decision, I can tell you that I would pick the, Orgasms. Good Night Sir. -Ugly Bastard

01-15-2003, 01:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
Rufus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw,in,usa Posts: 115 Internets: 10	I would have to go with the orgasms..I've heard somewhere it is healthy, but what the fuck do I know.

01-15-2003, 02:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	There are no second guesses and not even an afterthought. Orgasms all the way, without me being able to enjoy handjobs, blowjobs, and even masturbation I would go fuckin insane. Even though I wouldn't have the sex drive, I just can't imagine that thought. Orgasms by a milestone... :::BDH:::

01-17-2003, 07:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I would go with Nubblies. If you didn't have any sexual drive, then you wouldn't really care about not being able to get a boner or anything. Basically, it'd be like you were 8 years old again, sexual wise. Plus I wouldn't have to jack off all the time.

01-18-2003, 02:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	You took the words right out of my mouth.

01-18-2003, 11:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Well do to the fact I cannot have a sex life whatsoever for a month I will explain later, Nubblies.