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Titan · 01-19-2003, 08:15 PM

a.) You have a girlfriend. She is a bitch. She is a supreme cockerly of a bitch. She complains about anything and everything you do, the size of your wang, the fact that you don't have a good job, the fact all of your friends are losers, she never gives you a moment of peace. She expects everything from you, and it's still not good enough. You can't kill her, she's invincible. You can't kill yourself, although she makes you want to at least 16 hours per day. Of course, she'll still have sex with you, and let me tell you, she's damn good.

2.) You have no girlfriend. You never will. You are so unlucky that you won't ever be able to even get a girl to have sex with you. Ever. No sexual intercourse, and no oral sex. Never. Anything else you can manage to pull off with girls you meet at some parties or what-not. But at least you don't have Satan as a girlfriend.

d.) choose between a.) and 2.)

me - ouch, i have not yet made up my mind

buckeye · 01-19-2003, 08:44 PM

i am going with the physco bitch that lets me have sex with her. While it is true that i would go insane with her constant bitching, it wouldnt be to the degree of insanity i would experience by not being able to have any type of sex with a girl.

However there is one exception to my choice, that being if the girlfriend i am stuck with is fugly. If she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like a Tyra Banks then i would reconsider my opinion.

Titan · 01-19-2003, 08:48 PM

Good psychology there buckeye.
And no, she's not fugly, she's moderately-fairly attractive.

vader521 · 01-20-2003, 12:16 AM

sweet

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The One

Titan · 01-20-2003, 12:55 AM

good choice.

01-20-2003, 03:29 AM

Definately the pyscho bitch...
As to my logic, I stayed with my last girlfriend for almost two years, now you know why.

Titan · 01-20-2003, 03:32 AM

*golf clap*

Understood.

Shit... I think I'm going to have to go with the psycho bitch too... I could always just live somewhere else most of the time.

01-20-2003, 03:49 AM

I'd go with the psycho bitch. Basically, if she was that much of a bitch, it would get to the point where I was able to just kinda tune her out...meaning I'd basically be able to do anything that I wanted on my own time (whilst hiding from her), then just fuck her while she belittled me. I think I could handle a little belittling every now and then.

01-20-2003, 04:05 AM

definatly the psycho bitch, if she ever got on my nerves I'd just fuck her so I didn't have to hear her shit for a minute...I mean...for like 20 minutes.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 20, 2003).]

01-20-2003, 03:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Definately the pyscho bitch... As to my logic, I stayed with my last girlfriend for almost two years, now you know why.
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01-20-2003, 03:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'd go with the psycho bitch. Basically, if she was that much of a bitch, it would get to the point where I was able to just kinda tune her out...meaning I'd basically be able to do anything that I wanted on my own time (whilst hiding from her), then just fuck her while she belittled me. I think I could handle a little belittling every now and then.
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01-20-2003, 04:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	definatly the psycho bitch, if she ever got on my nerves I'd just fuck her so I didn't have to hear her shit for a minute...I mean...for like 20 minutes. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 20, 2003).]
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01-19-2003, 08:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	a.) You have a girlfriend. She is a bitch. She is a supreme cockerly of a bitch. She complains about anything and everything you do, the size of your wang, the fact that you don't have a good job, the fact all of your friends are losers, she never gives you a moment of peace. She expects everything from you, and it's still not good enough. You can't kill her, she's invincible. You can't kill yourself, although she makes you want to at least 16 hours per day. Of course, she'll still have sex with you, and let me tell you, she's damn good. 2.) You have no girlfriend. You never will. You are so unlucky that you won't ever be able to even get a girl to have sex with you. Ever. No sexual intercourse, and no oral sex. Never. Anything else you can manage to pull off with girls you meet at some parties or what-not. But at least you don't have Satan as a girlfriend. d.) choose between a.) and 2.) me - ouch, i have not yet made up my mind

01-19-2003, 08:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i am going with the physco bitch that lets me have sex with her. While it is true that i would go insane with her constant bitching, it wouldnt be to the degree of insanity i would experience by not being able to have any type of sex with a girl. However there is one exception to my choice, that being if the girlfriend i am stuck with is fugly. If she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like a Tyra Banks then i would reconsider my opinion.

01-19-2003, 08:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Good psychology there buckeye. And no, she's not fugly, she's moderately-fairly attractive.

01-20-2003, 12:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	sweet ------------------ The One

01-20-2003, 12:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	good choice.

01-20-2003, 03:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	golf clap Understood. Shit... I think I'm going to have to go with the psycho bitch too... I could always just live somewhere else most of the time.