Superpowers Resurrected

[Warwick]

Back in the golden days, when nubblies.net was still nubblies.com, there lived a poll in the lower portion of the main page. Rotated periodically, it was oftentimes the kindling used to spark the flame of great conversation both on and off the boards. It is the subject of one of these very polls which tonight I resurrect for all of us to enjoy... with no further ado.

Join me ladies and gentlemen on a ride... a ride into the imagination of the soul. Picture yourself with your eyes closed, your back to your matress, mind drifting into the state between conciousness and fantasy. As the transformation is occuring, a man small in stature appears. This man, while gesturing toward his groin, whispers

come close, my son, for I have a proposition in which you may find interest...

wiggle my manmeat's purple bulldog cheeks and, in return, you shall forever find yourself to be enhanced by a single superpower of your choosing.

Be it wisdom, be it flight,
be it clairvoyance, be it might
polish my balls and you will see
the true nature of my integrity.
Fear not, this rifle has no need to fire
a simple finger tickle is all I require
if you wield a razor and shear me for fun
the number of powers recieved increases by one
so if your gluttonous heart continues to crave
simply lather the pouch and give me a shave
four powers, you say?
it can be received
but you must understand
full erection must be achieved
all powers you want I will not deny
but I must shoot hot cum directly into your eye