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buckeye · 12-03-2002, 09:10 PM

you get pulled over by a police officer for speeding and you must think of a crafty excuse that will let you weasel your way out of a ticket.

here is my idea....

act like you have the shits, squirm around in your seat a little bit, but not too much. If you can squeeze some gas out, it will greatly add to the deception (especially if it smells bad). I would also suggest placing one hand on your ass as if you where trying to keep your shit in. If you're a good actor i think this excuse is buyable.

12-03-2002, 09:18 PM

Not a bad idea at all. It should be noted that police officers are human too, I think they'd understand excessive speed if you can get them to buy the scenario.

12-03-2002, 09:43 PM

Not a bad idea at all. I have a story pertaining to this subject. Once my father was going rather fast down a highway of some sort. Of course, his ass was pulled right the fuck over. The officer asked him why he was going so fast. My dad replied, "Well, I'm on my way to the hospital." The officer bought this and let him off free and clear. The thing is, my dad really was going to the hospital...he had a meeting there with some potential clients or something I believe..haha.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 03, 2002).]

cyrus104 · 12-03-2002, 09:57 PM

OK answer this a cop once told me that if you are polite to the cop and if you say what it was was you were doing wrong then, he would think better of you and normaly just give you a warning. I have not tried this and do not know if he was bsing or not. If anyone know let us know.

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Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest

StDx · 12-04-2002, 01:54 AM

ok, about 2 summers ago, I was on my way home (winona) coming through the downtown area... I was turning right off of center street by the shell station. there was a guy beside me in a shitty camaro that kept revving his engine and yelling to me to peel out (due to my extremely pimp ride), so I felt obligated to show him what the fuck was up... I then proceeded to do something very stupid. instead of humoring the bastard by simply barking the tires a little bit, my dumb ass decides it would be better to burn my tires all the way around the corner and down to the next light... the one just down from the cop shop. of course when I got to that light it was red and there was a cop pulling up to it the other way. it's kinda hard to hide what you've been doing when there are large billows of smoke from your tires. anywho, he pulled me over and asked what I was thinking, I simply told him that it was a dumbass thing to do and I knew I shouldn't have, but I didn't think there'd be many people on the road and I had to see what my car could do. we ended up along side the road talking about cars for about 10 minutes when he told me to "try to keep her on the road" and let me off without even an official written warning.

bert · 12-10-2002, 12:58 AM

alright i have had quite a few run ins with the piggs of this state from local,county and even the state squealers and have yet to get a ticket and for those of you who know what i drive (97 camaro LT1) top speed 145mph, i like to drive fast and the pigs seem to find me every time. i average around 85 when i travel adn the damn pigs seem to find me. well every time i have gotten pulled over i have not gotten a ticket and i would have to say that i have been as calm and polite as possible. i say im sorry and say yes i understand and agree with what he says and dont smart off even though i hate pigs. but i think it works cuase i havnt gotten a ticket.

12-10-2002, 01:19 AM

The one time that I got pulled over I just agreed with everything the guy said. I probably called him Sir 18 or 19 times. I did everything short of suck his dick...and I went from having a wreckless driving charge to getting a verbal warning. I was more than a little pleased.

Titan · 12-10-2002, 03:39 AM

uhh yeah... alot of you who know me in real life don't know this story yet... and i urge, again, those few of you who do know me, don't tell anyone my identity, lest you would like me to sick my fercious neck-slitting machine upon your ass...

i was driving around one time and i passed this place where there was this... sign... let's say... that i've been wanting to steal for quite some time... so... i don't do this stuff alot... never by myself, so i decided to give it a shot, i pulled off to the side and proceed to yank at the thing... i was pulling my damndest and it wouldn't come out... a car started to approach... but then turned... after another 30 seconds or so another car came... i thought fuck it, i can't get it out... so i started to get back in my car... a little later than i should of... guess who it was... a wonderful cop... boy oh boy i was shitting myself... i was in the car by the time i realized it was a cop... uh... yeah... to make a long story short i acted very disoriented and tired and told the boy that i had fallen asleep at the wheel (it was late) while going to my friend's house and i had hit the small "sign" and was trying to put it back up... lucky for me it was snowing enough that by that point my tracks were covered up and he couldn't tell that i most certainly had not hit the sign... he bought it and i even added at the end that i was going straight home as i was very shaken up due to the fact that i had never fallen asleep at the wheel before. didn't get that damn "sign"... but at least i didn't get put in jail. i rule.

bert · 12-10-2002, 07:45 PM

titan you sound disappointed by not being able to get this sign.. well i have a solution for you. if you would like this sign i know a group of people that can easy get it for you adn you dont have to worry bout the cops. buckeye knows what im talkin bout so either drop me a line and i can get you a good christmas present that is if you still would like this sign.

buckeye · 12-10-2002, 09:52 PM

hahahha, that I do. What you ask for titan you shall receive the group of people thus far has be flawless in their endeavors.

St. Anky · 12-10-2002, 10:42 PM

I guess none of you have ever been pulled over for being Mexican on a Friday night. Fuck the police, fuck fuck fuck the police!

buckeye · 12-10-2002, 11:08 PM

Anky

1.If there wasnt police the people living along the texas border would have shot you as you crossed.

2. Racial beatings would also become unchecked without any police.

Think twice before you really bitch about the cops pulling you over, if they pull you over for no reason take them to court, you would win.

[This message has been edited by buckeye (edited December 10, 2002).]

Titan · 12-10-2002, 11:10 PM

to the few of you who have contacted me about the sign, pick one of the following:

a.) thanks, but i do not desire it any more

b.) thanks, but i made that story up

c.) thanks, but i am a ghost made out of the essence of primordial soup, i have no fingers

St. Anky · 12-10-2002, 11:18 PM

Buckeye

1) Around here, most police are racist bastards. No, I've never experienced it firsthand but I've seen it first hand.

2) Rodney King... ring a bell?

3) I cant think of anything else.

Ugly Bastard · 12-10-2002, 11:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by St. Anky:
Rodney King... ring a bell?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm so sick of all that "Poor Rodney King" bullshit. If they ever told the side of the story of why Rodney King was getting beaten by the cops. People would probably side with the cops.

They didn't just beat him for no reason......

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 12-10-2002, 11:29 PM

Right yeah... cuz a man should be beaten by cops. Last time I checked, cops arent allowed to use brute force unless attacked. But hey, hes black and you're white.

Ugly Bastard · 12-10-2002, 11:33 PM

God damnit Anky. Quit being such an ignorant "My life sucks 'cause I'm Mexican little bitch".

It could be a lot worse, you could live in Mexico where most of your race lives. You could be living in Mexico, in poverty, wondering where your next meal is coming from.

So quit your damn bickering. Last time I checked, you haven't been beaten by any cops.

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 12-11-2002, 09:46 PM

BigDongedHoe's stats:

United States Pull overs: 5
Florida Pullovers: 1
Florida tickets: 0
Flroida written warnings:1
Indiana Pull overs: 4
Indiana tickets: 0
Indiana warnings: 0
Indiana verbal warnings: 4

Canadien pullovers: 1
Canadien tickets: 0
Canadien verbal warnings: 1

been pulled over a grand total of 6 times and have gotten a written warning 1 time and a verbal warning the other 5. It's safe to say I do everything to please the pig except provide oral sex for him. Pigs think stupid and if you are respectful they do the dumbass pig thing to actually believe I won't speed again HA fuck you pigs!

12-03-2002, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Not a bad idea at all. It should be noted that police officers are human too, I think they'd understand excessive speed if you can get them to buy the scenario.
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12-03-2002, 09:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Not a bad idea at all. I have a story pertaining to this subject. Once my father was going rather fast down a highway of some sort. Of course, his ass was pulled right the fuck over. The officer asked him why he was going so fast. My dad replied, "Well, I'm on my way to the hospital." The officer bought this and let him off free and clear. The thing is, my dad really was going to the hospital...he had a meeting there with some potential clients or something I believe..haha. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 03, 2002).]
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a

12-10-2002, 01:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	The one time that I got pulled over I just agreed with everything the guy said. I probably called him Sir 18 or 19 times. I did everything short of suck his dick...and I went from having a wreckless driving charge to getting a verbal warning. I was more than a little pleased.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

12-03-2002, 09:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	you get pulled over by a police officer for speeding and you must think of a crafty excuse that will let you weasel your way out of a ticket. here is my idea.... act like you have the shits, squirm around in your seat a little bit, but not too much. If you can squeeze some gas out, it will greatly add to the deception (especially if it smells bad). I would also suggest placing one hand on your ass as if you where trying to keep your shit in. If you're a good actor i think this excuse is buyable.

12-03-2002, 09:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
cyrus104 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22 Internets: 10	OK answer this a cop once told me that if you are polite to the cop and if you say what it was was you were doing wrong then, he would think better of you and normaly just give you a warning. I have not tried this and do not know if he was bsing or not. If anyone know let us know. ------------------ Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest

12-04-2002, 01:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	ok, about 2 summers ago, I was on my way home (winona) coming through the downtown area... I was turning right off of center street by the shell station. there was a guy beside me in a shitty camaro that kept revving his engine and yelling to me to peel out (due to my extremely pimp ride), so I felt obligated to show him what the fuck was up... I then proceeded to do something very stupid. instead of humoring the bastard by simply barking the tires a little bit, my dumb ass decides it would be better to burn my tires all the way around the corner and down to the next light... the one just down from the cop shop. of course when I got to that light it was red and there was a cop pulling up to it the other way. it's kinda hard to hide what you've been doing when there are large billows of smoke from your tires. anywho, he pulled me over and asked what I was thinking, I simply told him that it was a dumbass thing to do and I knew I shouldn't have, but I didn't think there'd be many people on the road and I had to see what my car could do. we ended up along side the road talking about cars for about 10 minutes when he told me to "try to keep her on the road" and let me off without even an official written warning.

12-10-2002, 12:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	alright i have had quite a few run ins with the piggs of this state from local,county and even the state squealers and have yet to get a ticket and for those of you who know what i drive (97 camaro LT1) top speed 145mph, i like to drive fast and the pigs seem to find me every time. i average around 85 when i travel adn the damn pigs seem to find me. well every time i have gotten pulled over i have not gotten a ticket and i would have to say that i have been as calm and polite as possible. i say im sorry and say yes i understand and agree with what he says and dont smart off even though i hate pigs. but i think it works cuase i havnt gotten a ticket.

12-10-2002, 03:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	uhh yeah... alot of you who know me in real life don't know this story yet... and i urge, again, those few of you who do know me, don't tell anyone my identity, lest you would like me to sick my fercious neck-slitting machine upon your ass... i was driving around one time and i passed this place where there was this... sign... let's say... that i've been wanting to steal for quite some time... so... i don't do this stuff alot... never by myself, so i decided to give it a shot, i pulled off to the side and proceed to yank at the thing... i was pulling my damndest and it wouldn't come out... a car started to approach... but then turned... after another 30 seconds or so another car came... i thought fuck it, i can't get it out... so i started to get back in my car... a little later than i should of... guess who it was... a wonderful cop... boy oh boy i was shitting myself... i was in the car by the time i realized it was a cop... uh... yeah... to make a long story short i acted very disoriented and tired and told the boy that i had fallen asleep at the wheel (it was late) while going to my friend's house and i had hit the small "sign" and was trying to put it back up... lucky for me it was snowing enough that by that point my tracks were covered up and he couldn't tell that i most certainly had not hit the sign... he bought it and i even added at the end that i was going straight home as i was very shaken up due to the fact that i had never fallen asleep at the wheel before. didn't get that damn "sign"... but at least i didn't get put in jail. i rule.

12-10-2002, 07:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	titan you sound disappointed by not being able to get this sign.. well i have a solution for you. if you would like this sign i know a group of people that can easy get it for you adn you dont have to worry bout the cops. buckeye knows what im talkin bout so either drop me a line and i can get you a good christmas present that is if you still would like this sign.

12-10-2002, 09:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	hahahha, that I do. What you ask for titan you shall receive the group of people thus far has be flawless in their endeavors.

12-10-2002, 10:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I guess none of you have ever been pulled over for being Mexican on a Friday night. Fuck the police, fuck fuck fuck the police!

12-10-2002, 11:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	Anky 1.If there wasnt police the people living along the texas border would have shot you as you crossed. 2. Racial beatings would also become unchecked without any police. Think twice before you really bitch about the cops pulling you over, if they pull you over for no reason take them to court, you would win. [This message has been edited by buckeye (edited December 10, 2002).]

12-10-2002, 11:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	to the few of you who have contacted me about the sign, pick one of the following: a.) thanks, but i do not desire it any more b.) thanks, but i made that story up c.) thanks, but i am a ghost made out of the essence of primordial soup, i have no fingers

12-10-2002, 11:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Buckeye 1) Around here, most police are racist bastards. No, I've never experienced it firsthand but I've seen it first hand. 2) Rodney King... ring a bell? 3) I cant think of anything else.

12-10-2002, 11:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by St. Anky: Rodney King... ring a bell?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm so sick of all that "Poor Rodney King" bullshit. If they ever told the side of the story of why Rodney King was getting beaten by the cops. People would probably side with the cops. They didn't just beat him for no reason...... -Ugly Bastard

12-10-2002, 11:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Right yeah... cuz a man should be beaten by cops. Last time I checked, cops arent allowed to use brute force unless attacked. But hey, hes black and you're white.

12-10-2002, 11:33 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	God damnit Anky. Quit being such an ignorant "My life sucks 'cause I'm Mexican little bitch". It could be a lot worse, you could live in Mexico where most of your race lives. You could be living in Mexico, in poverty, wondering where your next meal is coming from. So quit your damn bickering. Last time I checked, you haven't been beaten by any cops. -Ugly Bastard

12-11-2002, 09:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	BigDongedHoe's stats: United States Pull overs: 5 Florida Pullovers: 1 Florida tickets: 0 Flroida written warnings:1 Indiana Pull overs: 4 Indiana tickets: 0 Indiana warnings: 0 Indiana verbal warnings: 4 Canadien pullovers: 1 Canadien tickets: 0 Canadien verbal warnings: 1 been pulled over a grand total of 6 times and have gotten a written warning 1 time and a verbal warning the other 5. It's safe to say I do everything to please the pig except provide oral sex for him. Pigs think stupid and if you are respectful they do the dumbass pig thing to actually believe I won't speed again HA fuck you pigs!