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Ugly Bastard · 11-19-2002, 06:16 PM

Let's say you have been captured by terrorists. And these terrorists desire to either stab you in the abs with a six-inch extremely-sharp knife. Or they want to shoot you in the abs with a .22 (a .22 is a nice gun, but it's not really all that powerful of a gun).

Which would you choose?

I think I would have to go with the gun. Just something about feeling a knife slice through my abs down through my stomach doesn't sound too cool. Then again, neither does a bullet, but perhaps it is the lesser of the two evils.

These are important matters for us to discuss. Please reply with your choice.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited November 19, 2002).]

Baby_boy · 11-19-2002, 06:40 PM

I'm gonna have to go with the bullet as well, it's much faster and strikes me as a little less damaging, although it would hurt a great deal more.

StabMaster Arson · 11-19-2002, 06:44 PM

I would definately go with the blade, and here is why:
you've got to respect someone that is willing to stab someone. it's so much more personal than simply pulling a trigger. you've actually got to have physical contact and shit, you can't objectify the person you're hurting or killing. I would hate to be killed or tortured by someone whose methods I didn't respect.

also, when given two choices such as this, I always go with the evil of two lessers.

tonguegina · 11-19-2002, 09:11 PM

Shot, definately shot. When people would hear that I got shot, they'd be upset, worried, but being stabbed is kind of unusual, so they would consentrate more on the fact that I was stabbed, and where I was stabbed, etc....not how I was.

And the pain factor...in my crazy mind, I would think it would hurt less to be shot, but I've never really experienced either, so I couldn't say for sure.

Niger Angelus · 11-19-2002, 09:20 PM

Kick the little towel head in the balls, that is what I say.

Baby_boy · 11-19-2002, 09:55 PM

Nice Niger, i guess that is one way to beat the whole scenario

Titan · 11-19-2002, 10:19 PM

i think i'd tell him to stab me with the gun, "STAB ME WITH THE GUN I'M A HARDASS!!!", and whilst he was confuzed as shit and wondering why the hell ANYONE would want to be stabbed with a gun, i'd take niger's approach, and kick him in the gonads.

Ugly Bastard · 11-19-2002, 10:25 PM

Kicking him in the balls is the clear answer. However, upon carefully re-reading my post. I did not see "kick him in the nuts" as one of the two options. Damn....

-Ugly Bastard

11-20-2002, 12:07 AM

Gunshot.

Less metal enters me...the feeling is not as long-lasting.

Definitely gunshot.

buckeye · 11-20-2002, 12:38 AM

defiently go with the gun.

the stabbing would result in a prolonged death, allowing the towel heads more time to laugh at me. Not to mention i think the gunshot would be less painful

[This message has been edited by buckeye (edited November 19, 2002).]

Niger Angelus · 11-20-2002, 12:53 AM

Uhm...fine! Gunshot. That way, I can...man, I will die, sand nigger bastards!

St. Anky · 11-20-2002, 01:32 AM

Well, since a .22 is a rifle, it'd take them a little time to aim the bitch compared to a handgun giving me a split second to drop the dune coon with my nine.

Then again... dont knife wounds heal faster?

Nice scenario here Bastard.

Combat Chuck · 11-22-2002, 11:28 AM

Eh, if they're shooting me at point blank range, you gotta go with the fact that the bullet would probably pass through me, and hit the fucker holding me.

Trout Sniffer · 11-22-2002, 01:39 PM

I would have to go with the shot. For some reason, I think it would hurt less. There's also just something about a knife that doesn't sound too appealing to me, well, neither does getting shot, but it sounds more appealing than stabbing.

11-22-2002, 01:46 PM

I think I'd have the greatest chance of living through it if I were to be stabbed. Therefore I would choose that. Not only that, but the bullet will come out and a much faster rate than the knife. Oh, also knives can't hurt me. So yeah.

Joe Bang A Clit · 11-23-2002, 03:29 AM

if i was going to die either way and i knew that...why suffer more than you have to, take the damn bullet and just end your life painlessly. a stab wound would take awhile to bleed to death and suffering doesn't sound good to me.

StabMaster Arson · 11-24-2002, 04:34 AM

haven't you seen reservoir dogs? it can take days to bleed to death after being shot in the gut.

11-24-2002, 04:50 AM

Also in the movie The Jackel, a woman gets shot in the liver, the killer tells her that she can apply pressure and slowly bleed to death. Or she can let it go and still bleed to death, slowly, but not quite as slow.

cyrus104 · 12-03-2002, 10:49 PM

I don't know but I would want the knife. Probly cause it would cut more nerves so that I would loose some feeling after the inichal shock.

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11-20-2002, 12:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Gunshot. Less metal enters me...the feeling is not as long-lasting. Definitely gunshot.
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11-22-2002, 01:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I think I'd have the greatest chance of living through it if I were to be stabbed. Therefore I would choose that. Not only that, but the bullet will come out and a much faster rate than the knife. Oh, also knives can't hurt me. So yeah.
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11-24-2002, 04:50 AM	#18 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Also in the movie The Jackel, a woman gets shot in the liver, the killer tells her that she can apply pressure and slowly bleed to death. Or she can let it go and still bleed to death, slowly, but not quite as slow.
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11-19-2002, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Let's say you have been captured by terrorists. And these terrorists desire to either stab you in the abs with a six-inch extremely-sharp knife. Or they want to shoot you in the abs with a .22 (a .22 is a nice gun, but it's not really all that powerful of a gun). Which would you choose? I think I would have to go with the gun. Just something about feeling a knife slice through my abs down through my stomach doesn't sound too cool. Then again, neither does a bullet, but perhaps it is the lesser of the two evils. These are important matters for us to discuss. Please reply with your choice. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-19-2002, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Baby_boy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw Posts: 174 Internets: 10	I'm gonna have to go with the bullet as well, it's much faster and strikes me as a little less damaging, although it would hurt a great deal more.

11-19-2002, 06:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I would definately go with the blade, and here is why: you've got to respect someone that is willing to stab someone. it's so much more personal than simply pulling a trigger. you've actually got to have physical contact and shit, you can't objectify the person you're hurting or killing. I would hate to be killed or tortured by someone whose methods I didn't respect. also, when given two choices such as this, I always go with the evil of two lessers.

11-19-2002, 09:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Shot, definately shot. When people would hear that I got shot, they'd be upset, worried, but being stabbed is kind of unusual, so they would consentrate more on the fact that I was stabbed, and where I was stabbed, etc....not how I was. And the pain factor...in my crazy mind, I would think it would hurt less to be shot, but I've never really experienced either, so I couldn't say for sure.

11-19-2002, 09:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Kick the little towel head in the balls, that is what I say.

11-19-2002, 09:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Baby_boy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw Posts: 174 Internets: 10	Nice Niger, i guess that is one way to beat the whole scenario

11-19-2002, 10:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	i think i'd tell him to stab me with the gun, "STAB ME WITH THE GUN I'M A HARDASS!!!", and whilst he was confuzed as shit and wondering why the hell ANYONE would want to be stabbed with a gun, i'd take niger's approach, and kick him in the gonads.

11-19-2002, 10:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Kicking him in the balls is the clear answer. However, upon carefully re-reading my post. I did not see "kick him in the nuts" as one of the two options. Damn.... -Ugly Bastard

11-20-2002, 12:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	defiently go with the gun. the stabbing would result in a prolonged death, allowing the towel heads more time to laugh at me. Not to mention i think the gunshot would be less painful [This message has been edited by buckeye (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 12:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Uhm...fine! Gunshot. That way, I can...man, I will die, sand nigger bastards!

11-20-2002, 01:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Well, since a .22 is a rifle, it'd take them a little time to aim the bitch compared to a handgun giving me a split second to drop the dune coon with my nine. Then again... dont knife wounds heal faster? Nice scenario here Bastard.

11-22-2002, 11:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Eh, if they're shooting me at point blank range, you gotta go with the fact that the bullet would probably pass through me, and hit the fucker holding me.

11-22-2002, 01:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I would have to go with the shot. For some reason, I think it would hurt less. There's also just something about a knife that doesn't sound too appealing to me, well, neither does getting shot, but it sounds more appealing than stabbing.

11-23-2002, 03:29 AM	#16 (permalink)
Joe Bang A Clit Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 123 Internets: 10	if i was going to die either way and i knew that...why suffer more than you have to, take the damn bullet and just end your life painlessly. a stab wound would take awhile to bleed to death and suffering doesn't sound good to me.

11-24-2002, 04:34 AM	#17 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	haven't you seen reservoir dogs? it can take days to bleed to death after being shot in the gut.

12-03-2002, 10:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
cyrus104 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22 Internets: 10	I don't know but I would want the knife. Probly cause it would cut more nerves so that I would loose some feeling after the inichal shock. ------------------ Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest