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Ugly Bastard · 08-23-2003, 10:26 PM

You are locked room with one person. This person is very normal, and very mentally stable. The person is a 24 year old male, not married, no girlfriend, no kids. The person must stay in the room with you for 72 hours, he is holding a gun with a single bullet in the chamber. In this world, it is entirely impossible for him to use this bullet to kill you, the only thing he can do with this bullet is kill himself. His is sitting in a chair, he cannot get up from this chair, and he gets no food, water, or bathroom breaks during this time. He can't touch you, and you can't touch him. Basically, he is stuck sitting in this chair, in a small room, with you freely walking around in it, for 72 hours. He knows he is getting out in 72 hours, could you get him to kill himself in this 72 hour time frame? Your only weapon is your power of pursuasion and the ability to twist other's minds.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 08-23-2003, 10:29 PM

I don't know that I could. I'd try my damndest, if that's what I was suposed to do, but I don't know that I could.

I think the person that would have the best luck on Nubblies would be Orgazmo. Not only is he a cunning linguist, but he is extremely pursuasive.

Pliedes · 08-23-2003, 10:58 PM

If he knows he is getting out, there is no reason you could really convince him to kill himself; unless he wasn't very stable, mentally. But as you stated, he is.
Even if he doesn't have major problems, you could still convince him that he does have problems, but it's highly unlikely you could do that unless he was somewhat mentally unstable. He knows he's going to get out, so I think it's very unlikely.

Now, if he was going to get out in 72 hours, but he didn't know that; then I could definately do it.

StDx · 08-24-2003, 02:09 AM

Without a doubt, not only could I do it, I would take great pleasure in doing it.

Tongue, please check my title.

Combat Chuck · 08-24-2003, 05:41 AM

Nope. The human persistence is a stubborn fucker. 72 hours for a 24 yr. old male? That's fucking nothing.

Alpha · 08-24-2003, 01:14 PM

I'd say i'd have a 25% chance. You could do a lot of fucked up things, i know I can't touch him but could i possibly fling my own fecal matter on him? Hell could i just fart constantly in his face?
I have a couple other questions before i post more... 1. Do i get food and water? 2. Am i allowe to throw things at him?

Orgazmo · 08-24-2003, 07:01 PM

I think I could. I'd bring up personal facts to make him think that I know more about his situation that he does...and then I'd tell him that he's not going anywhere...and, when he was told he'd get out in 72, he was being lied to. The lack of water would get him teetering on the edge of suicide. I'd just push him off.

the_butcher · 08-25-2003, 01:26 AM

I think the fact of not having food and water for 72 hours is enough to make anyone feel nauseous/not in the right state of mind. Without nurishment, he would start to lose focus and I bet I could get him in that time. Hell, I'll fucking kill him.

Against the rules? Yeh.
Fun? Hell yeh.

Ugly Bastard · 08-25-2003, 02:16 AM

Butcher-

I like that Pirate Avatar you've got. I'd say it's about time you make the right step and switch to the superior affiliation.

-Ugly Bastard

the_butcher · 08-25-2003, 02:38 AM

That's not a pirate you fucker. That's a skull with a beret on and wings. Last time I checked, pirates didn't have wings or wear berets, they mainly just fucked each other in the ass while drinking jizz.

Combat Chuck · 08-25-2003, 04:12 AM

Well said.

Anyway, I just realized that he can't have food and water. This would definitely give him a weaker state of mind.....maybe I would be able to get him to kill himself.

Especially if I could lie to him about the 72 hours.

Ugly Bastard · 08-25-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the_butcher:
That's not a pirate you fucker. That's a skull with a beret on and wings. Last time I checked, pirates didn't have wings or wear berets, they mainly just fucked each other in the ass while drinking jizz.

Fair enough butcher.

But if you'll look at the Pirate affiliation logo, and your avatar, you'll notice that both have a skull with a knife between it's teeth.

Maybe you sub-consciously are attracted to the Pirate's cause?

-Ugly Bastard

the_butcher · 08-25-2003, 07:11 PM

Wrong, the pirate affiliation avatar is merely a pirate with a beard, no skull involved.

I was the first ninja, and I will be the last. I will never give to the shit side, sorry Bastard.

08-24-2003, 01:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'd say i'd have a 25% chance. You could do a lot of fucked up things, i know I can't touch him but could i possibly fling my own fecal matter on him? Hell could i just fart constantly in his face? I have a couple other questions before i post more... 1. Do i get food and water? 2. Am i allowe to throw things at him?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-25-2003, 01:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	I think the fact of not having food and water for 72 hours is enough to make anyone feel nauseous/not in the right state of mind. Without nurishment, he would start to lose focus and I bet I could get him in that time. Hell, I'll fucking kill him. Against the rules? Yeh. Fun? Hell yeh.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-25-2003, 02:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	That's not a pirate you fucker. That's a skull with a beret on and wings. Last time I checked, pirates didn't have wings or wear berets, they mainly just fucked each other in the ass while drinking jizz.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-25-2003, 07:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Wrong, the pirate affiliation avatar is merely a pirate with a beard, no skull involved. I was the first ninja, and I will be the last. I will never give to the shit side, sorry Bastard.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-23-2003, 10:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You are locked room with one person. This person is very normal, and very mentally stable. The person is a 24 year old male, not married, no girlfriend, no kids. The person must stay in the room with you for 72 hours, he is holding a gun with a single bullet in the chamber. In this world, it is entirely impossible for him to use this bullet to kill you, the only thing he can do with this bullet is kill himself. His is sitting in a chair, he cannot get up from this chair, and he gets no food, water, or bathroom breaks during this time. He can't touch you, and you can't touch him. Basically, he is stuck sitting in this chair, in a small room, with you freely walking around in it, for 72 hours. He knows he is getting out in 72 hours, could you get him to kill himself in this 72 hour time frame? Your only weapon is your power of pursuasion and the ability to twist other's minds. -Ugly Bastard

08-23-2003, 10:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I don't know that I could. I'd try my damndest, if that's what I was suposed to do, but I don't know that I could. I think the person that would have the best luck on Nubblies would be Orgazmo. Not only is he a cunning linguist, but he is extremely pursuasive.

08-23-2003, 10:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	If he knows he is getting out, there is no reason you could really convince him to kill himself; unless he wasn't very stable, mentally. But as you stated, he is. Even if he doesn't have major problems, you could still convince him that he does have problems, but it's highly unlikely you could do that unless he was somewhat mentally unstable. He knows he's going to get out, so I think it's very unlikely. Now, if he was going to get out in 72 hours, but he didn't know that; then I could definately do it.

08-24-2003, 02:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	Without a doubt, not only could I do it, I would take great pleasure in doing it. Tongue, please check my title.

08-24-2003, 05:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Nope. The human persistence is a stubborn fucker. 72 hours for a 24 yr. old male? That's fucking nothing.

08-24-2003, 07:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I think I could. I'd bring up personal facts to make him think that I know more about his situation that he does...and then I'd tell him that he's not going anywhere...and, when he was told he'd get out in 72, he was being lied to. The lack of water would get him teetering on the edge of suicide. I'd just push him off.

08-25-2003, 02:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Butcher- I like that Pirate Avatar you've got. I'd say it's about time you make the right step and switch to the superior affiliation. -Ugly Bastard

08-25-2003, 04:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Well said. Anyway, I just realized that he can't have food and water. This would definitely give him a weaker state of mind.....maybe I would be able to get him to kill himself. Especially if I could lie to him about the 72 hours.