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jubblies · 08-10-2004, 08:45 PM

I haven't been on this site very long, nor have I been to it lately, so I don't even know if this topic has ever been touched on...but to settle a debate I've been having, I need some expert opinions from the nubblies crew. Which do you think would hurt worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? I think it's an unfair question because there's no way of ever being able to experience both, but I'd still like to know what y'all think.

Orgazmo · 08-10-2004, 11:49 PM

Though my balls are held to the highest regard, I'd prefer a good kicking over giving birth.

StabMaster Arson · 08-11-2004, 12:44 AM

I look at it from the standpoint that female bodies are designed to give birth, it's even got 9 months to prepare. The male body, however, was never meant to, nor ever prepared to, get kicked in the dangles.

tonguegina · 08-11-2004, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
I look at it from the standpoint that female bodies are designed to give birth, it's even got 9 months to prepare. The male body, however, was never meant to, nor ever prepared to, get kicked in the dangles.

...and there it is. No more arguement needed.

As for this...

Quote:

Originally posted by jubblies:
there's no way of ever being able to experience both

Being a woman, you could give birth to a child, then get a sex change operation. After that, I'm sure you could find someone to kick you in the "dangles".

08-11-2004, 04:16 PM

Balls are there, sometimes they get kicked.

But I doubt it hurts as much as being ripped open and having a creature crawl out a la "Aliens"

Orgazmo · 08-11-2004, 08:09 PM

If being kicked in the balls was really that terrible, I'm sure we would have evolved a steel box of a scrotum...as opposed to the super-soft & touchable contraption that we currently know and love.

Cuntmaster · 08-12-2004, 01:19 AM

Dude either way it's gonna freakin hurt, but I heard a lady say that a kidney stone was worse than giving birth and guys can get that so maybe we're all fucked

Niger Angelus · 08-13-2004, 07:17 PM

I mean, when you birth you have the option of being all drugged up ...

Calamity Jane · 08-13-2004, 10:04 PM

but there will still be pain afterwards...

Niger Angelus · 08-14-2004, 01:54 AM

But the nut shot is before and after .

StabMaster Arson · 08-14-2004, 02:22 AM

a good nut-tap can set you back a couple days.

underwater · 08-14-2004, 03:54 AM

being in labor can last hours and hours... not sure exactly what the longest amount of time could be, but i'm pretty sure that it's longer than the existance of pain in a recently kicked/punched/slapped scrotum sack.

StabMaster Arson · 08-14-2004, 04:09 AM

underwater, hasn't anyone ever kicked you in the balls?

underwater · 08-15-2004, 05:12 PM

nope. can't say anyone ever has.

tonguegina · 08-16-2004, 01:43 AM

I'm sure there are pleanty of people on this board that wouldn't mind kicking you in the balls.

08-11-2004, 12:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I look at it from the standpoint that female bodies are designed to give birth, it's even got 9 months to prepare. The male body, however, was never meant to, nor ever prepared to, get kicked in the dangles.
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08-11-2004, 04:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Balls are there, sometimes they get kicked. But I doubt it hurts as much as being ripped open and having a creature crawl out a la "Aliens"
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-12-2004, 01:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cuntmaster Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4 Internets: 10	Dude either way it's gonna freakin hurt, but I heard a lady say that a kidney stone was worse than giving birth and guys can get that so maybe we're all fucked
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08-13-2004, 07:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I mean, when you birth you have the option of being all drugged up ...
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08-14-2004, 01:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	But the nut shot is before and after .
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08-10-2004, 08:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	I haven't been on this site very long, nor have I been to it lately, so I don't even know if this topic has ever been touched on...but to settle a debate I've been having, I need some expert opinions from the nubblies crew. Which do you think would hurt worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? I think it's an unfair question because there's no way of ever being able to experience both, but I'd still like to know what y'all think.

08-10-2004, 11:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Though my balls are held to the highest regard, I'd prefer a good kicking over giving birth.

08-11-2004, 08:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	If being kicked in the balls was really that terrible, I'm sure we would have evolved a steel box of a scrotum...as opposed to the super-soft & touchable contraption that we currently know and love.

08-13-2004, 10:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	but there will still be pain afterwards...

08-14-2004, 02:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	a good nut-tap can set you back a couple days.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-14-2004, 03:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	being in labor can last hours and hours... not sure exactly what the longest amount of time could be, but i'm pretty sure that it's longer than the existance of pain in a recently kicked/punched/slapped scrotum sack.
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08-14-2004, 04:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	underwater, hasn't anyone ever kicked you in the balls?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-15-2004, 05:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	nope. can't say anyone ever has.
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08-16-2004, 01:43 AM	#15 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I'm sure there are pleanty of people on this board that wouldn't mind kicking you in the balls.