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Ugly Bastard · 05-03-2004, 07:09 PM

Which of these animals is the best? (Now, I realize there might be more appealing exotic animals at the zoo...but we're just staying mainstream here).

I would also like to add that if you did not vote Big Fucking Turtle, you are wrong.

Mr. Blonde · 05-03-2004, 10:14 PM

haha, rhinosaurus. New breed of Dinosaur, UB?

Orgazmo · 05-03-2004, 10:16 PM

The answer, for those of you unsure, is Big Fucking Turtle.

Saint DH · 05-03-2004, 10:28 PM

I went with the Alligator.

underwater · 05-03-2004, 10:34 PM

well, i was hoping that you would have panda bear, for undisclosed reasons... but since you didn't, i chose "big fucking turtle"... just because it's big and fucking.

Saint DH · 05-03-2004, 10:59 PM

yeah because a panda bear is a generic zoo animal, that's why there's only one zoo in america that has panda bears...

Stu Piddasle · 05-03-2004, 11:08 PM

Got to go with the kangaroo

underwater · 05-04-2004, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
yeah because a panda bear is a generic zoo animal, that's why there's only one zoo in america that has panda bears...

gosh i didn't even think about that.

congratulations, you have just made the first post on nubblies that genuinely made me feel stupid.

the Butcher · 05-04-2004, 01:40 AM

Big Motherfucking Turtle.

It's big and it's old. That's about as cool as it comes.

tonguegina · 05-04-2004, 02:34 AM

BFT, of course. When I was a kid I liked the Zebras for some reason, and trying to corner the peacocks that run free at the Ft. Wayne Zoo is a fun time as well, but how can the BFT be beat?

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Big Fucking Turtle was my choice. I used to like the zebras and the peacocks are fun to fuck with.

[ May 04, 2004, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

Alpha · 05-04-2004, 10:44 PM

Kangaroo for me.

But out of curiosity why the hell wasn't there a fucking choice for a penguin for christ sakes?
Hell even a monkey or something.

Orgazmo · 05-04-2004, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alpha:
Kangaroo for me.

Didn't you see Big Fucking Turtle on the list? You can read a review about Big Fucking Turtles here. It's part of the best review ever made. Ever.

<font size="1">(I may be a bit bias)</font>

St. Anky · 05-05-2004, 12:06 AM

Why does it seem this poll was a little uneven?

If the choice, "big fucking duck" were there, it'd be more of a race. Because of course, a big fucking duck is ten times cooler than a big fucking turtle.

underwater · 05-05-2004, 12:53 AM

yeah, if big fucking duck would've been on there, i definitely would've voted for that.

Orgazmo · 05-05-2004, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
If the choice, "big fucking duck" were there, it'd be more of a race. Because of course, a big fucking duck is ten times cooler than a big fucking turtle.

Only because big fucking ducks don't really exist. If Big Fucking Turtles weren't real...and the options were Big Fucking Turtle and Big Fucking Duck, the Big Fucking Turtle takes it by a landslide.

BigDongedHoe · 05-05-2004, 01:21 AM

Rhinos by a gargantuan margin. Turtles are gay

Orgazmo · 05-05-2004, 01:40 AM

Umm...BDH...if turtles are so much gayer than Rhinos...explain THIS:

BarryJive · 05-05-2004, 01:48 AM

Rhinos will stomp anyones ass and not even care.

underwater · 05-05-2004, 01:50 AM

yeah, whatever!

it's only getting votes because it's a rhinoSAURUS....

which i admit, probably IS cooler than a rhinoceros.

Orgazmo · 05-05-2004, 01:50 AM

That's not all they do to ass...

tonguegina · 05-05-2004, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alpha:
But out of curiosity why the hell wasn't there a fucking choice for a penguin for christ sakes?

I must take this opportunity to point out that these are "Generic Zoo Animals" not any zoo animal. Not all zoos have penguins, where as the ones listed appear in most zoos.

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I was pointing out that penguins are not as common at zoos as the animals listed in the poll (which consists of "Generic Zoo Animals."

StDx · 05-13-2004, 02:14 AM

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrhino

sim_flex_x · 05-13-2004, 05:29 AM

I've never seen a rhino, but I'd like to. I voted for kangaroo, cuz they let you pet them.

silver and cold · 05-14-2004, 05:01 PM

Turtle...

Orgazmo · 05-14-2004, 06:32 PM

Turtle wasn't an option.

05-03-2004, 10:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
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05-03-2004, 10:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	well, i was hoping that you would have panda bear, for undisclosed reasons... but since you didn't, i chose "big fucking turtle"... just because it's big and fucking.
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05-03-2004, 11:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	Got to go with the kangaroo
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05-04-2004, 01:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	Big Motherfucking Turtle. It's big and it's old. That's about as cool as it comes.
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05-04-2004, 10:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Kangaroo for me. But out of curiosity why the hell wasn't there a fucking choice for a penguin for christ sakes? Hell even a monkey or something.
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05-03-2004, 07:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Which of these animals is the best? (Now, I realize there might be more appealing exotic animals at the zoo...but we're just staying mainstream here). I would also like to add that if you did not vote Big Fucking Turtle, you are wrong.

05-03-2004, 10:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	The answer, for those of you unsure, is Big Fucking Turtle.

05-03-2004, 10:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I went with the Alligator.

05-03-2004, 10:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	yeah because a panda bear is a generic zoo animal, that's why there's only one zoo in america that has panda bears...

05-04-2004, 02:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	BFT, of course. When I was a kid I liked the Zebras for some reason, and trying to corner the peacocks that run free at the Ft. Wayne Zoo is a fun time as well, but how can the BFT be beat? --------------------- VOL Dumb-down Big Fucking Turtle was my choice. I used to like the zebras and the peacocks are fun to fuck with. [ May 04, 2004, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

05-05-2004, 12:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Why does it seem this poll was a little uneven? If the choice, "big fucking duck" were there, it'd be more of a race. Because of course, a big fucking duck is ten times cooler than a big fucking turtle.

05-05-2004, 12:53 AM	#14 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	yeah, if big fucking duck would've been on there, i definitely would've voted for that.
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05-05-2004, 01:21 AM	#16 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Rhinos by a gargantuan margin. Turtles are gay
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05-05-2004, 01:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Umm...BDH...if turtles are so much gayer than Rhinos...explain THIS:

05-05-2004, 01:48 AM	#18 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	Rhinos will stomp anyones ass and not even care.
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05-05-2004, 01:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	yeah, whatever! it's only getting votes because it's a rhinoSAURUS.... which i admit, probably IS cooler than a rhinoceros.
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05-05-2004, 01:50 AM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	That's not all they do to ass...

05-13-2004, 02:14 AM	#22 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrhino

05-13-2004, 05:29 AM	#23 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	I've never seen a rhino, but I'd like to. I voted for kangaroo, cuz they let you pet them.

05-14-2004, 05:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Turtle...
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05-14-2004, 06:32 PM	#25 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Turtle wasn't an option.